Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 5hThe-ever-disappointed-person-in marketing-or-social-media: can you send me a more professional headshot? Me: How’s this? 010
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/09/2026I'm building a catalog of the horrors I predict coming down the pipe when AI hits the masses. Amplifi is the AI that runs your MLM for you — it posts as you, DMs your contacts as you, and recruits your friends as you, while you just watch the number go up. 020
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 04/09/2026Top: how AI wants to respond to spammers Bottom: reality 010
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/08/2026Do you know who bought this absurd thing or did it just vaporize? 000
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 20/08/2026I'll never believe AI should have rights, but I like to give them a lil treat now and then. 120
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 16/07/2026Some kid just yelled “nice shirt, ace Ventura” out of a car window at me and I take no offense. 050
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/06/2026This order was $15 picking it up from the ice cream shop. Uber is such a ripoff. 000
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/04/2026It's called 100x 🤘 🥷 engineering, maybe you've heard of it. 020
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 07/04/2026Is there a polymarket on if the president gets delisted before impeached for a third time? 010
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 13/03/2026Whoever is involved with the text highlighting and editing on iOS needs shock therapy. 121
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/09/20252. It's also a tracks preloads ... We have an opts field on all get/list domain functions that let you request add'l info similar to JSONAPI, but at the elixir func level. 010
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/09/20251. Inside the deploy/1 function, if the relations aren't loaded, it will load them and emit a telemetry event so you can find call sites missing data. 110
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 16/06/2025TFW it works. Last night was the end of a two-month hack-a-thon for me and my cofounder. We've been asked time and time again to support running massdriver in self-hosted environments on-prem and in the cloud. We didn't build massdriver for this originally. 120
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 23/05/2025Parked a new hex package. Is the logo just right or what? hexdocs.pm/oci/0.0.1/re... 2181
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/04/2025Working on this between self-hosted refactors: a tool that runs plan across all infra instances and flags changes from new policies. Like terraform plan but org-wide — real workloads, real environments. Context-aware, no more blind merges or finger-crossing. 010
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 20/01/2025Noodling on a new @massdriver.cloud feature that lets you search your #OpenTofu, #Terraform, #Helm, or any IaC tools’ current configurations, state, historic configs, related environments, and projects. Screencap: #Elixirlang WIP 110
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 19/12/2024This suuuuucks. We’re preparing for our self-hosted offering this Q and are replacing many of our AWS services. We were gonna swap out dynamo for this, but not now. Backup plan: Postgres JSONB 120
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 17/12/2024I put stuff at the end of our driveway with bizarre signs and you wouldn’t believe what people will take. This was my magnum opus. 120
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/12/2024This is an extremely accurate git commit message despite looking lazy. www.massdriver.cloud/blogs/your-g... 140
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/12/2024The CNCF should add an 'add to cart' button to the CNCF landscape for april fools. 000
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 05/11/2024It appears the Cursor app either doesnt like having its code critiqued or it has a great sense of humor. 000
Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 21/10/2024Why AI won't 'take' DevOps' jobs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXsR... 000