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Cory ODaniel

@coryodaniel.com
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You'll find me purveying fine devops and quaffing #elixirlang. I've been known to #kubernetes every now and then. Also a world renowned taco connoisseur. CEO @ Massdriver.cloud Co-Founder @ OpenTofu Host of Platform Engineering Podcast

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 5h
The-ever-disappointed-person-in marketing-or-social-media: can you send me a more professional headshot? Me: How’s this?
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 14/09/2026
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 11/09/2026
JK we love Florida.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/09/2026
I'm building a catalog of the horrors I predict coming down the pipe when AI hits the masses. Amplifi is the AI that runs your MLM for you — it posts as you, DMs your contacts as you, and recruits your friends as you, while you just watch the number go up.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 04/09/2026
Top: how AI wants to respond to spammers Bottom: reality
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/08/2026
WOULD
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/08/2026
Do you know who bought this absurd thing or did it just vaporize?
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 20/08/2026
I'll never believe AI should have rights, but I like to give them a lil treat now and then.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 15/08/2026
Not to be your grandma, but I love these things
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 13/08/2026
AGI stands for Automated Gibberish Injection.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 13/08/2026
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 16/07/2026
Some kid just yelled “nice shirt, ace Ventura” out of a car window at me and I take no offense.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/07/2026
I’m open to bringing back the witch hunt thing
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/07/2026
Tramp stamp or calf tattoo?
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/06/2026
This order was $15 picking it up from the ice cream shop. Uber is such a ripoff.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/06/2026
Fables safeguards are too strong
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/06/2026
This is getting out of control.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/04/2026
It's called 100x 🤘 🥷 engineering, maybe you've heard of it.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/04/2026
You cannot unsee it.
When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 07/04/2026
Is there a polymarket on if the president gets delisted before impeached for a third time?
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 13/03/2026
Whoever is involved with the text highlighting and editing on iOS needs shock therapy.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 21/02/2026
The Massdriver 2026 conference sticker packs are 🔥 ᵃᶠ
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/09/2025
2. It's also a tracks preloads ... We have an opts field on all get/list domain functions that let you request add'l info similar to JSONAPI, but at the elixir func level.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/09/2025
1. Inside the deploy/1 function, if the relations aren't loaded, it will load them and emit a telemetry event so you can find call sites missing data.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 16/06/2025
TFW it works. Last night was the end of a two-month hack-a-thon for me and my cofounder. We've been asked time and time again to support running massdriver in self-hosted environments on-prem and in the cloud. We didn't build massdriver for this originally.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 23/05/2025
Parked a new hex package. Is the logo just right or what? hexdocs.pm/oci/0.0.1/re...
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 21/05/2025
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/04/2025
Working on this between self-hosted refactors: a tool that runs plan across all infra instances and flags changes from new policies. Like terraform plan but org-wide — real workloads, real environments. Context-aware, no more blind merges or finger-crossing.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 22/04/2025
GitHub Actions be like
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 18/04/2025
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 04/04/2025
Me when some dickhead preaches leetcode interviews
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 28/02/2025
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 22/01/2025
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 20/01/2025
Noodling on a new @massdriver.cloud feature that lets you search your #OpenTofu, #Terraform, #Helm, or any IaC tools’ current configurations, state, historic configs, related environments, and projects. Screencap: #Elixirlang WIP
Some code i'm noodling through for the feature. Written in #elixirlang on the left and my first functional green test before iterating and refactoring on the right. Solarized vs code theme because im a mad man.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 19/12/2024
This suuuuucks. We’re preparing for our self-hosted offering this Q and are replacing many of our AWS services. We were gonna swap out dynamo for this, but not now. Backup plan: Postgres JSONB
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 17/12/2024
I put stuff at the end of our driveway with bizarre signs and you wouldn’t believe what people will take. This was my magnum opus.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 15/12/2024
Told my kids this was Mario kart
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/12/2024
I was wrong about AI.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/12/2024
This is an extremely accurate git commit message despite looking lazy. www.massdriver.cloud/blogs/your-g...
The commit message is "more bullshit"
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/12/2024
The CNCF should add an 'add to cart' button to the CNCF landscape for april fools.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 06/12/2024
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 05/11/2024
It appears the Cursor app either doesnt like having its code critiqued or it has a great sense of humor.
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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 21/10/2024
Why AI won't 'take' DevOps' jobs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXsR...
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