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The-ever-disappointed-person-in marketing-or-social-media: can you send me a more professional headshot? Me: How’s this?

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 19h

Every claude response sounds like: It is the thing. Today it wears a different shirt but its the same thing, that it has been all along, that thing that thing that thing.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 28/09/2026

Hey if you've ever had an idea for a PaaS and don't know how to get started on the ops side, drop me an email. Happy to sign an NDA and help you along. No equity, no fee. I'll give you a two year massdriver.cloud license for your team to get it off the ground. Email me cory@that-domain.

massdriver.cloud

Massdriver | Internal Developer Platform and Platform Orchestrator for Terraform, OpenTofu and Helm

Self-service infrastructure for developers and AI agents. Platform engineering teams package the Terraform, OpenTofu, and Helm they already trust, and every deploy is policy-checked before it lands.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 28/09/2026

As a person that uses an old iPhone and barely installs any apps I just have to say application, developers and project managers really destroyed the mobile web. Congratulations, guys.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/09/2026

Dude, may have seen the dumbest claudeism of all time. Claude: writes invalid elixir syntax. Compiler: ERRRR Claude: fixes, adds comment, and you aren't gonna fucking believe it. "Invalid syntax leads to compiler errors" at the top of the goddamn ex file. No shit, brother.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/09/2026

I'm trying to generate a like 13 second jump scare creepy pasta audio clip and Claude Fable keeps tripping its safeguards and ChatGPT generates just the weirdest shit. Its like a robot grandma demon and then it tries do a jump scare but its just a high hat. I havent laughed this hard in a minute.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/09/2026

just tried to turn up the Nest with the apple remote.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/09/2026

I'm building a catalog of the horrors I predict coming down the pipe when AI hits the masses. Amplifi is the AI that runs your MLM for you — it posts as you, DMs your contacts as you, and recruits your friends as you, while you just watch the number go up.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 07/09/2026

Yall are going to shit yourselves, nothing is real anymore. lol, oh i just generated the dumbest thing.

youtu.be

I Got Paged at a Museum, So I Fixed AWS in Apple Vision Pro

YouTube video by Massdriver

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 04/09/2026

Every NPR podcast episode is like four minutes of relevant news and then “Chauncey McGillicuddy the south Albanian tambourine player died at the young age of 143”

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 04/09/2026

Top: how AI wants to respond to spammers Bottom: reality

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 01/09/2026

The Apple dictation team should be absolutely embarrassed by their work.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 01/09/2026

I sometimes wonder if people just like seeing someone uglier and dumber than them screwing up his job every day.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 26/08/2026

> A few honest caveats worth your eyes. SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING EXPENSIVE TO ME.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 25/08/2026

The only thing that saves this country from a shithole apocalypse is a resurrection of punk and heartland rock. The music industry is failing us.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/08/2026

Do you know who bought this absurd thing or did it just vaporize?

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 23/08/2026

Claude is currently "peeling links" whatever the fuck that means. I don't know how these people ratfucked the english language so hard.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 21/08/2026

@boontavista.com just periscoped and offended the spouse. Keep it in, boys.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 20/08/2026

Something I wrote made it to the front page of HN and people don't necessarily hate it. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4938...

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Ok Nice Grafic

ALT: Ok Nice Grafic

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 20/08/2026

I'll never believe AI should have rights, but I like to give them a lil treat now and then.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 16/08/2026

The machine used to sleep when I did. Now it spends the night trying to ruin my morning.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 15/08/2026

Not to be your grandma, but I love these things

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 14/08/2026

So I've reached that hyper optimized point where AI does all the things and I just kinda approve the output and route shit around and I just feel like a meatprocessor. Not like, working in a meat processing plant, I mean like, an organic based CPU.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 13/08/2026

AGI stands for Automated Gibberish Injection.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 11/08/2026

Hey I need help w/ some data for a demo project I'm putting together. If you have kids of tooth losing age, can you please report what the tooth fairy brought :D [US Only, sorry int'l fairies] tooth-fairy-index-tfri-development-app-mrv4-4diiddniyq-uc.a.run.app

tooth-fairy-index-tfri-development-app-mrv4-4diiddniyq-uc.a.run.app

Tooth Fairy Rate Index

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 09/08/2026

Im going to use technical terms here, but signing into shit nowadays sucks so bad.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 16/07/2026

Some kid just yelled “nice shirt, ace Ventura” out of a car window at me and I take no offense.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 14/07/2026

Wait a second… i think the market might be detached from reality

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/07/2026

I’m open to bringing back the witch hunt thing

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/07/2026

Tramp stamp or calf tattoo?

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/07/2026

Thinking about changing our H1 to "its literally easier than whatever the fuck you are doing"

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/07/2026

Even Claude's inner monologue sounds like a douchebag. I thought it just talked douchey to us. But, Claude's just kinda douchey.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 04/07/2026

Honked the car horn and my 3yo immediately yells “dichkead!” Lolled

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 02/07/2026

Claude be like: Minor, non-blocking observations 1. This shit is fundamentally broken.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 30/06/2026

This order was $15 picking it up from the ice cream shop. Uber is such a ripoff.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 24/06/2026

Is there a German word for that friend that always wants to help out but fucks up everything they touch and ends up just creating more work for you than if you did it yourself

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/06/2026

Fables safeguards are too strong

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/06/2026

Well, we’re all still poorer than Elon but at least we’re all better looking than clavicular now

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 12/06/2026

Got permabanned from Reddit for suggesting we raise the $300bn for the Iran deal by cutting off little slivers from Elon like he was a gold piece in ye old times.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/06/2026

Going live with @kelseyhightower.com at 10a pacific to talk about developer platforms in the agentic era. www.youtube.com/live/YxN8w0c...

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Platforms in the Agentic Era - Massdriver v2 Launch with Kelsey Hightower

YouTube video by Massdriver

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 10/06/2026

This is getting out of control.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 05/06/2026

Molotov’s? In this economy‽

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 27/05/2026

If an LLM is conscious, you have to accept that you can pause and fork consciousness. Flesh firmware is toast. Parfit’s fission cases stop being thought experiments and everything becomes … fucked? Locke’s continuity, cooked. Descartes before the horse.

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 26/05/2026

Ever slack someone a y/n question and see "Typing..." for like 5 minutes. Is it rude to be like "a simple y or n is acceptable"

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Cory ODaniel @coryodaniel.com · 22/05/2026

OK, so people can tweet “eat the rich” all day long but you suggest cannibalizing one tech bro in particular because he’d yield the most ribs and all of a sudden you’re a monster.

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