Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 19hIf the death penalty was a justifiable punishment and preventative without broadcast as it has been claimed. There is no need or reason for it to be televised. Making it a public spectacle is proving that was all a lie. And that it is state sponsored murder. @mrjamesob.bsky.social 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 07/10/2026oh for fucks sake. I don't have any money to commission art. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 07/10/2026I'm pretty sure Matt Parker did a bit on how the journey is an integral part of any maths solution. Any step on the way to the solution may result in weirder questions. LLMs/AI don't follow those human threads and who knows what gets lost when you say "we've done billions of calculations, and nah" 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 07/10/2026Did it take her so long to get to the stage because she can only turn to the right? @mrjamesob.bsky.social 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 07/10/2026It's about why the house has boosted in value and what you're doing with it. @mrjamesob.bsky.social If you've lived in Kings Cross/Camden for 60+ years and your family want to live in thst property, it's unfair to force them to sell up through tax due to value increasing through gentrification. 110
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 06/10/2026Speed? @mrjamesob.bsky.social were you going do fast that Iain Lee didn't have time to moonwalk? 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 06/10/2026I have.. complicated feelings when creatives I like want to change up the things I like about them. I'm happy that they are still finding joy and newness. I hope the directions they take are profitable and satisfying I might like the direction they're going in but... 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 06/10/2026I don't like praising GW because it feels like every business decision they've made has been to discontinue the things I love the most. But they are a very important uk business and the top of an amazing and vibrant sector. Bigger than fishing on their own @mrjamesob.bsky.social 120
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 05/10/2026How bad do you have to be for Reese-Mogg to think you're a right wing loony? @mrjamesob.bsky.social 010
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 05/10/2026Bollocks to this lack of disposable income. This is gorgeous and I know exactly where it would go. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 05/10/2026 I'm essentially growing cartilage instead of lubrication lining- rare but not concerning. Approximately 2 months until I get my knee cut open and the misbehaving cells and lumps removed and I am getting incredibly impatient. Healing is going to be... long enough. So can we just get this done. 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 04/10/2026Amoxicillin was mentioned and as basic antibiotics go- I'm bloody familiar with it. My summers were spent playing in and around rat piss filled lakes. First sign of stubborn cold, amoxicillin because Weil's disease aint fun. and rat piss is far more common than plague. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 04/10/2026This is what I mean when I think working as a 2000AD artist must be a special hell for those with imposter syndrome. This thread of beautiful art isn't actually much higher than the average quality. It's.. just, sitting in the corner weeping into your inkwell seems a fair response. 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 04/10/2026Again, ignoring all the ethical, technical and moral implications. If AI was valid in any way shape or form- it would be like having a public health focus group made up entirely of cigarette manufacturers. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 03/10/2026in the principla discord. Eris wrote "to the prettiest one" on a golden apple and threw it into a room of goddesses. This feels very similar. 020
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 02/10/2026Sushi is play-do for grown ups. And nobody gets mad at you for eating it. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 02/10/2026I've said it before and I'll say it again- Any minority Tory is basically selling the group down the river to be told "I don't mean you" at dinner parties. The higher the profile the more disgusting they are. @mrjamesob.bsky.social 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 02/10/2026Scarfolk is satirical/folk horror genius and you should buy his books. Ignoring the vast moral problems of training without permission- Scarfolk should have been om the no-scan list anyway. The things that make it so good poison the well for AI. The way he's crafted absurd plausibility is beautiful 110
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 28/09/2026I really do need a better outdoor USB microphone. My automatic bird detection station is wonderful and fascinating and generally cheap nerdery at it's best. But the reason my confidence reports are so low is that I'm using a £5 mic. 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 28/09/2026I've had a hell of a lot of personal changes over the past decade @mrjamesob.bsky.social some fuelled by the omnishambles that is Brexit. I'm, apparently, middle aged and brexit has been almost a quarter of my life and there are 30 year olds living in a world they had no say on. So why not? 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 28/09/2026The alarm bells are going for how American is framing the "terror plot" on British soil. It's as if they've forgotten that they spent most of my childhood helping to fund terrorists in my city. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 26/09/2026oh man, this is such a hard question. The transformation scene in American Werewolf, Resurrection in Hellraiser. Any Henson workshop animatronics. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 25/09/2026It's probably not the lead poisoning talking. But these are definitely the most beautiful space dwarf "terminators" I've seen that I could comfortably and safely lick. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 25/09/2026I have a rare and unlikely condition where nlmy knee is producing cartilage instead of lubricant. I have a lump the size of an orange jamming up the joint. It's not wonderful and I'm scheduled for surgery. (good prognosis, nothing to worry about) It's been developing over a decade or so. 110
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 25/09/2026I don't think segregation is the right answer- everyone should have the opportunity for both. But it is wrong to judge a fish by its ability to climb trees. @mrjamesob.bsky.social 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 24/09/2026Thanks to swords, I say "good" when I get hit @mrjamesob.bsky.social . the actual word needs a certain feel to it. There's a release of painkillers and stuff which is stronger if you swear but a good ow, or something helps. 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 24/09/2026Any minority spouting and supporting Braverman's logic/anything Tory is selling their group down the river to make someone say "but I don't mean you" @mrjamesob.bsky.social 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 23/09/2026Kids have been robbed of the placebo effect of The Wet Blue Towel. @mrjamesob.bsky.social No comforting lies on how anything would make things feel better. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 22/09/2026Fuck 'em. That's attempted murder. And that's not including the other attempted murder. Just. Fuck 'em. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 22/09/2026Think about it @mrjamesob.bsky.social they've been sold this idea that if immigration drops their life will be better. Their lives are still awful, so immigration must still be bad, regardless of the stats. 010
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 21/09/2026If I had JKRs money, I'd buy a castle or deconsecrated church and offer free burials for any HEMA practitioner and their friends that want it. Modernise as much as I can, encourage them to select interesting grave goods (snes, etc...) and a favourite sword. 1111
Reposted by Corpsiejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3570051626
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 19/09/2026This is utter bullshit. Now please excuse me, I've got some very specific instructions on how to prepare the heritage pitatoes from a rare seedstock dating back to 1783 that my father's just grown. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 18/09/2026@robwilliams71.bsky.social , @gailsimone.bsky.social and their accomplices get the keys to the cocktail cabinet and all the expired BBC wardrobe and after hours sets 200
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 18/09/2026Lets be realistic here @mrjamesob.bsky.social the fascist bigots want RNLI members to act as border control, conduct enquiries and then decide if the people are legal enough to save. On the high seas, in the middle of one of the world's busiest shipping lanes, with their lives immediately at risk. 121
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 17/09/2026I've seen enough of her stuff to be expecting "welcome to the disabled community" to be some kind of threat. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 16/09/2026Last post about Piddington. Stick a border up. Make them negotiate tariffs, currency and trade contracts, set up their own police. Give them exactly qhat they've asked for. 000
Reposted by CorpsieThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We should be very British about this new independent nation by invading it and claiming it for the Crown. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comPiddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plansPiddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby. 93599102
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 15/09/2026I've only had a few crunch times as IT support/software QA. Flipping an entire company to remote working because of COVID and the week of a building move. I'm all for a bit of a paranoid launch window, but crunch brings more mistakes than it prevents. 020
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 15/09/2026I'm still on a backlog and I think I've got one more of their stories to read before this one.. But this team and America... This is going to hurt. @robwilliams71.bsky.social @arthurwyatt.bsky.social @henryflint.bsky.social 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 15/09/2026Odd. Ive found that reading medieval manuscripts seems to cause significant bruising and minor occasional hangovers. @mrjamesob.bsky.social 111
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 14/09/2026Ooh. I'm already on the diagnostic pathway... if it turns out I need the MMR vaccine, would that shut the morons up? 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 14/09/2026I'm an internationally renowned swordfighting instructor, and my relationship with exercise was destroyed by PE teachers. It took decades to rebuild it @mrjamesob.bsky.social. I'm not unique- pretty much every adult from 18 to 50 that I've spoken with has had a similar experience. 110
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 14/09/2026Beyond the fact that driverless cars are not designed with London pedestrians in mind... How are they coping with somewhere jaywalking is not only legal, but a way of life. They scare me for anothet very Good Reason @mrjamesob.bsky.social You can break them with a post-it note. 100
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 14/09/2026How much in illegal donations have to be taken/spent before a political party must cease to exist. Returning it isn't good enough as you can't unpropaganda people, and the donors are also criminal. 000
Corpsie @corpsie.chaosgremlins.co.uk · 14/09/2026Oh dear. Looks like this rant is going to become semi-regular. Nobody should be using St. Pauls as a set for anywhere but a London analogue. It's too iconic, but also if it's an American location, like say Gotham- you should be having architecture that's younger than the wild west. 100