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Kiki is a little hobbit

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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never beating the humanist proselytizer allegations
Grey hoodie with black text: being a Good Human MATTERS
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
The quilted black and white fabric below has like, some punctuation on it? And colorful threads are stitched on in like, loopies?
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@jortsthecat.bsky.social when I tell you I saw this and immediately needed to be reassured that you are okay …
It’s a bottle of waterless shampoo for cats??? With (shea) butter and honey?? Like Coworker was trying to make Jorts a biscuit again??? Lord.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I think all the bipolar girlies and thirlies will agree: it is so fun to shave on your own head
Blondie’s got a side-shave
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Making a ton of these with thrifted shirts to fund immigration defense, but this one is specially made just to suck up to @prisonculture.bsky.social lol
Greyscale kid shirt featuring “Chase” from Paw Patrol — the cop puppy ugh

Block-printed over it: bright right ABOLISH
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
An absolutely perfect print of a wolf (in white paint on blue paper) that COINCIDENTALLY looks like it might have been drawn by an 8yo. In the background, another hand carved stamp (“abolish”) messily printed on white paper in brown paint
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Right here:
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Snow Smaug :)
An … inexpertly-made snow sculpture of a dragon with oyster and mussel shells for eyebrows and eyes, pine needles for smoke. Overall… rustic. Made with love.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Haven’t Tolkien-posted much lately, but my beloved @teawithtolkien.com has a book coming out on the 20th! It’s an earnest exploration of how to bring loving hobbit values into our daily lives, and we NEED more of that
“Into the Heart of Middle Earth” by Kaitlyn Fascista, a paperback held in from of a fleecy blankie.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
In the new year, I will stop giving away cute stitched stuff the second it’s done
Close up on the appliqué with its rustic little blanket stitches and assorted filler stitchesThrifted grey sweatshirt with bit of patchwork stitched on — 9 colorful squares together, 3 of which have little filler stitches in sashiko thread
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
TRIFLING aurora here get me the manager right now
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Not that I know of, but here is Two Towers! Still iconic but less whimsy.
De twee torens cover: big eye, lineart of some castles, flying things that could be eagles but are prolly fell beasties
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
MY Tolkien shelf (if this won’t get me in the door I rebuke your club)
Shelf containing only a Dutch translation of the hobbit with the Kelfkens cover: triangle Bilbo
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Commissioned weaving: “the sea is always listening”
3ft x 3ft weaving in muted teals, greys, navies

Every part has texture — puffy wool roving loops, fine and nubby handspun yarn shapes, beads, natural intact lamb curls, agate beads, hand-dyed silks, a hand-knit sock, real barnacles

Close up on white natural curly locks and a hint of same dyed blue, forming the crest of a waveClose up of 6 real barnacles, stitched to a plain-weave dark teal wedge. Affixed with silver threadClose up on sculptural detail on naturally grey roving out of which drape coils of hand-dyed wool the colors of a tide pool in the morning
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
When my partner’s contacts get itchy and he has to put on his Clark Kent-ass glasses
a really wet cat, but not even mad about it
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Oh this was long ago, but now I remember that I DID!
Black ribbed silk tank has been embellished with hand-dyed purple grey teal embroidery thread: simple crochet on the armholes and a scalloped pattern along the v-neck
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Axolotl looks content, lil smile. 
HOES MAD
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Wanted to make my kid a shirt that says ASK ME ABOUT MINECRAFT (and autism) … but I think I have to save that for an adult size for @verm.me
Sloppily markered white youth tee reading: 
Ask me about
[creeper with 🥹 face]
MINECRAFT!
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Cosplay Trewsday! (I don’t care that I’m late) Elrond and Celebrian in the golden years #tolkientrewsday #cosplay #elrond #celebrian #marriageiscool
Blonde elf cheesing and very hot he-elf with long dark hair, both have gold circlets and look like Rivendell has made them fat and happy
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Saw Gerrera: You think I’m crazy? Yes, I am. Revolution is not for the sane.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
[Reddit meme post comparing seagulls in Middle-Earth — majestic, graceful, noble, mellifluous — to IRL seagulls — petty little chaos gremlins of the sky and shore.]
Reddit meme post comparing seagulls in Middle-Earth — majestic, graceful, noble, mellifluous — to IRL seagulls — petty little chaos gremlins of the sky and shore.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
O happy day
Be a bad bitch and a good person, it’s okay to be both

- over a still of Leia handing Wicket a ration-cracker on Endor
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sometimes I forget that I AM an #indiedyer and people make beautiful things with my yarns and fibers! Happy Local Yarn Store day! #lys
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Remnants of the Maia Pei Brigade hold Cassian Andor hostage
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
*slaps hood* this baby can hold SO many colors IRL this yarn visually blends into a deep purple, but it’s basically a dark rainbow of 100% baby alpaca. I’ve missed spinning.
Dark 2-ply yarn so fluffy, wrapped around a neckClose-up on dark yarn composed of alpaca fibers of every color
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
WILD how much young Mussolini looked like a slightly fleshier Steven Miller
Mussolini with the same crazy eyes as Steven Miller

Mussolini looking like the Godfather but also with Miller’s narrow, dead-eyed stareSmug Mussolini doing the small, thin-lipped half smile Miller wears when he is spreading miseryBalding Mussolini looking down his nose with his Steven Miller resting bitch-face
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“Always two there are” my ass. This is all the Sith buddy-cop pairs running around Star Wars if they happened to meet in a bar:
Three Spidermen pointing at each other meme
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I haven’t been posting many fiber art experiments, so here is a cutie — biscuit quilt! Basically the poofiest and plushest quilting you can do. I made this into a 20”x20” throw pillow cover
An unfinished pastel quilt composed of floral squares with much more height and stuffing than standard quilting — you can see the squish
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is a great moment to read Terry Pratchett’s Going Postal — a story of post-office heroism and corrupt corporate telecommunications assholes. Elon Musk is a very stupid version of Reacher Gilt. Give some cash to your local bookstore!
A kinda abstract cover of Going Postal showing an edifice on fire and letters floating in the air
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Just stumbled across the incredible Gay Valkyrie hat on the met opera webstore and I thought, I know many people who would wear this into battle It is described as knit though CLEARLY crocheted, fair warning www.metoperashop.org/shop/die-wal...
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hannaford had the best canvas grocery tote of all time
Three smug little birds adorn a reusable bag, chirping:
“reduce!”
“reuse!”
“rethink your choices!”
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It wasn’t even that funny in the first place but now my dreams are haunted
Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s wearing a cape, a scar, and carrying a yew staff, as if drawn by a 6yo… for reasons unknown
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Maybe we could REPORT on the exact mechanics of their being “pushed aside”
Top officials at the Treasury Department and the U.S. Agency for International Development who objected to the actions of his representatives were swiftly pushed aside. And Mr. Musk's efforts to shut down U.S.A.I.D., a key source of foreign assistance, have reverberated around the globe.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
General walkout 2/5/25 at noon? General walkout everybody??
Woman wears a silver earring in the shape of a guillotine, adorned with little red crystal drops of blood. 
Small inset poster describes a planned protest for 2/5/25 at noon at every state capitol. Other descriptions poster couldn’t immediately find also encourage a walk-out at that time if presence at your capitol isn’t feasible.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This is a simple way to confront and address Charles Larrivee in new spaces that would circumvent needing to retraumatize victims. It can work even when he is limiting replies on his own posts. Please consider it.
[The following is a screenshot from Threads]

the_talesthatreallymatter:

I need to take some time away from here, to help my emotional health. I'll be back. Until then, keep the faith and look for the light, friends.

another threadsposter responding:

Remember - the Sun yet shines !! 🌞

drcarinamd, in response to this response:

Hi Steve — I’m confident you mean to be supportive and kind, but the reality is that Charles has been asked to leave a number of Tolkien communities because of sexually inappropriate behavior. If and when he ever takes real accountability for his actions, then there won’t be a need to proactively find his accounts and warn potential victims. If you would like more info, let me know.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Whoever this is, I love her.
A grinning woman in a big puffy coat holds a THE FUTURE IS ABOLITIONIST sign in Portland, Maine’s People’s March
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’ve made more impressive things but nothing cuter, ever
A 5yo is playing with an iPad and sporting a pointy, dark green hobbit hood. He could also be some manner of wood sprite.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Old Dry Keith endures
Newspaper clipping reads: 
A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as
"Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator.
"The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
People are rightly pointing out that you cannot just declare yourself a "safe person." But in places where allies are thin on the ground, it can be life and death just to know who WANTS to be safe. And if you say it, walk the walk.
I WANT YOU TO FEEL SAFE
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Don’t make anybody say the line today. A day of mourning and disgust is okay.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Please vote.
Vote if you think it won't affect anything. Vote if you think your district is unwinnable, or if you think it's totally safe.
There are people out there right now planning to claim fraud, in bad faith. The popular vote is one measure by which media will decide how seriously to treat them, it's a measure that will affect how bold they are.
Each ballot actually does, in a real sense, matter.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
borat
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
This was so much fun. My Kingfisher feather could be bluer, but
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boobs are — no wait
Tom Bombadil is in fishnets and showing a lot of cleavage
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Haladriel but Totoro
Totoro Galadriel has a little Mallorn leaf. Totoro Sauron is cheesing.
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Any opportunity to fangirl for Nibs!! I mean look!!
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Reskidoot with a banger photo of yourself
Clown from your nightmares
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Kiki is a little hobbit @cornyonmain.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Inspired by Haladriel but good for any ship: embroidered Sauron-fucker scarf (My rusty old dress form, Gladys, should really be retired by now but she is doing her best)
Black cashmere scarf embroidered with a flaming Eye of Sauron — and little pink hearts
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