Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026fucked up if true 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026gottem 011
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026either that or it’d be a raunchy comedy where seth rogan plays the skipper and they find weed plants on the island or some dumb shit 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hollywood exec: “okay boys, we’re running out of old shows and movies to remake, whaddaya got for me?” “uh… a dark, gritty remake of….” *spins wheel* “Gilligan’s Island?” “sure, yeah, who gives a shit” 100
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026it will amaze the whole world 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026k but most of those sound pretty good tho 030
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026just found out about diabetic socks i guess it’s nice that people who eat socks have a low-sugar option available 030
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 18/04/2026chugging a beer while peeing is an effective way to make yourself feel like a tube 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026wtf i was just thinking about this like a half hour ago 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 01/03/2026my roommate just called me a “heteronormative faggot” 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026if you think about it, a buttplug is kinda like a trumpet mute 041
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026lemme know if you find out 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026new mclusky!? let’s fuckin GO 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026if reincarnation is real i wanna come back as brewer’s yeast. i’ll spend the vast majority of my life laying dormant and then one day i’ll suddenly have to eat sugar and and fuck until i die in a pool of alcohol 071
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026a pizza hut in the garage? 011
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026see ya’ll in the hospital! 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026hey guys i just came up with a fun new game take a drink every time you get an ad for an ai product or service that nobody wants or needs 100
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026i dunno about the rest of canada but here in winnipeg they’ve been closing at an alarming rate. they almost all were connected to kfcs but they’ve just been closing the taco bell part lately :( 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025i’ve never been run over by a car before but i imagine being an out of shape middle aged alcoholic going to their first hot yoga class is a similar deal 041
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025got shit to do but jerkin off instead call that procrasturbation 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 11/02/2025burning your country to the ground to own the libs 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 21/01/2025fuck around find out 030
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025troof. barbecued on new year’s day in manitoba 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025yeah but let’s not kid ourselves that the lack of sentience isn’t a selling feature for the freaks that would be into this 080
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025i feel like bath salts are due for a comeback 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024in the bbq hole straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my joels 060
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024that’s a gottem 110
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024the guys who make ouija boards are pretty dumb for not doing a qwerty layout 1113
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024dunston checks in 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024fuckin deserved it 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 26/11/2024shut up nerd 120
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024i’m pretty sure i was at that party 030
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024this fucking sucks i’ll take ten pairs. 110
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024post a picture of yourself so the newbies know who they’re dealing with 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024as you get older you start taking your health more seriously that’s why i’m drinking a tea made by boiling my old electronics so that i don’t end up with a microplastics deficiency 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024they should make an Air Bud sequel where the dog becomes a professional gambler and goes to las vegas for a poker tournament and then gets into serious debt and ends having to do really messed up favors for the mob 1234
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/11/2024best not 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2024gottem 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2024“this is just like 1984” bro you weren’t even alive back then you sound so dumb right now 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 17/09/2024handcuffing myself to the door of taco bell until they make bean burritos 99 cents again ✊ 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 22/08/2024an introduction to topology explained thru learning how to put on women’s lingerie 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 01/08/2024i’ve always called this making it a “slutty shirt” (also usually chop the sleeves off), and i struggle to not do it to every band shirt i own because i need to be halfway presentable at work sometimes 030
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 01/08/2024gotta hand it to the dude who named an insect a “fly”, absolutely nailed that one. 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 25/07/2024manic pixie dirtbag 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2024i would’ve made that shot 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 08/07/2024i dunno man i’d probably recommend someone who hasn’t hospitalized themselves a half dozen times in the last couple years 120
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 08/07/2024SAME 120
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 29/06/2024“Mr. Kaczynski, as your editor may I suggest rewording this to ‘Industrial society and its consequences have been a bit of a mixed bag for the human race’? I mean we don’t want to come off as too alarmist here do we?” 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 06/06/2024i was just smoking outside a restaurant and a random girl walking by asked if i was stoked for the evanescence concert just fucking kill me. 000
