Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hollywood exec: “okay boys, we’re running out of old shows and movies to remake, whaddaya got for me?” “uh… a dark, gritty remake of….” *spins wheel* “Gilligan’s Island?” “sure, yeah, who gives a shit” 100
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026just found out about diabetic socks i guess it’s nice that people who eat socks have a low-sugar option available 030
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 18/04/2026chugging a beer while peeing is an effective way to make yourself feel like a tube 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 01/03/2026my roommate just called me a “heteronormative faggot” 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/02/2026if you think about it, a buttplug is kinda like a trumpet mute 041
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 03/02/2026if reincarnation is real i wanna come back as brewer’s yeast. i’ll spend the vast majority of my life laying dormant and then one day i’ll suddenly have to eat sugar and and fuck until i die in a pool of alcohol 071
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 20/01/2026hey guys i just came up with a fun new game take a drink every time you get an ad for an ai product or service that nobody wants or needs 100
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 23/02/2025i’ve never been run over by a car before but i imagine being an out of shape middle aged alcoholic going to their first hot yoga class is a similar deal 041
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025got shit to do but jerkin off instead call that procrasturbation 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025i feel like bath salts are due for a comeback 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024the guys who make ouija boards are pretty dumb for not doing a qwerty layout 1113
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024i’m pretty sure i was at that party 030
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024post a picture of yourself so the newbies know who they’re dealing with 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024as you get older you start taking your health more seriously that’s why i’m drinking a tea made by boiling my old electronics so that i don’t end up with a microplastics deficiency 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 16/11/2024they should make an Air Bud sequel where the dog becomes a professional gambler and goes to las vegas for a poker tournament and then gets into serious debt and ends having to do really messed up favors for the mob 1234
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2024“this is just like 1984” bro you weren’t even alive back then you sound so dumb right now 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 17/09/2024handcuffing myself to the door of taco bell until they make bean burritos 99 cents again ✊ 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 22/08/2024an introduction to topology explained thru learning how to put on women’s lingerie 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 01/08/2024gotta hand it to the dude who named an insect a “fly”, absolutely nailed that one. 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 25/07/2024manic pixie dirtbag 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2024i would’ve made that shot 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 29/06/2024“Mr. Kaczynski, as your editor may I suggest rewording this to ‘Industrial society and its consequences have been a bit of a mixed bag for the human race’? I mean we don’t want to come off as too alarmist here do we?” 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 06/06/2024i was just smoking outside a restaurant and a random girl walking by asked if i was stoked for the evanescence concert just fucking kill me. 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 28/05/2024ever drink a bottle of cough syrup and your hallucinations have a getty images watermark 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 20/04/2024It's 4/20 and you know what that means That's right - it's the 163rd anniversary of Thaddeus S. C. Lowe making his record hot air balloon journey, flying 900 miles from Cincinnati to South Carolina 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 16/03/2024what's the point of circumcising your kids it's not even gonna improve their kickflip abilities 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 18/02/2024it’s pretty crazy that lou gehrig ended up getting a disease that has the same name as him like what are the odds of that 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 17/02/2024under new cdc guidelines you can now safely eat up to four (4) dollars in small coins 100
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 27/01/2024intentionally making myself a paraplegic so I can get a wheelchair with dual exhaust stacks and roll coal on that bad boy 100
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 09/01/2024babylon bee intern reading from two slips of paper he just drew from a hat: “dentist… identifies as… metallica?” editor: “brilliant. no notes. print it” 121
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 29/12/2023back when i was a kid you would sometimes see dog poop that was white, but you never do anymore why? because of woke 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 15/12/2023*breaks through into hyperspace and begins to commune with the machine elves* "this dmt trip is brought to you by Nord VPN" 021
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 14/11/2023causing a scene in the dispensary demanding to know why the stoned 19 year old cashier does not condemn hamas 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2023pretty fuckin rude of this bus driver to not make a quick stop at the beer vendor for me it’s barely even out of the way they have a drive-thru even 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 09/11/2023chuck e cheese’s silence on the israel-palestine conflict really speaks volumes 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 09/11/2023paul mccartney will pay for his crimes against humanity (the song “wonderful christmas time”) 130
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 28/10/2023what should i be for halloween this year i’ve narrowed it down to three options -slutty ICE agent -slutty mr bean -slutty tesseract 020
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 26/10/2023hey dude in the next booth i’m really stoked that you have decided to grace my ears with the privilege of hearing It’s My Life by Bon Jovi through a shitty and presumably broken phone speaker at full volume while i’m trying to eat lunch in this otherwise quiet restaurant, super sick thanks man 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 15/10/2023uh oh a second baby just got on this bus i wonder if they’re gonna fight for dominance 100
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 14/10/2023they say alcohol is bad for you but if that’s true why do i feel terrible if i don’t drink it checkmate, scientists 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 14/10/2023are there any laws against putting a bag of diarrhea in somebody’s mailbox? 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2023we need a pride flag for people who poop in the shower 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2023joe rogan pushes mongo 000
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2023back in high school i took an autocad course solely because i needed the credit to graduate. i completely phoned it in on an assignment to design a car and just drew a box with wheels and quite deservedly got an F. this dork did basically the exact same thing and has more money than god. 010
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc® @cornshoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2023sissy hypno for dogs 030