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CornleafGoofyBoi

@cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social
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• NOT ALWAYS SFW, be warned!!! • I hate my job. Adulting sucks ass, I wanna go back! •DNI: Proship, Pedos, Zoos, loli/shota, but I will also block you if you suck in another way I haven't mentioned. • linktr.ee/CornleafGoofyBoi

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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fun fact: hydrogen peroxide is very useful when cleaning blood. Observe.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I sure as hell ain't going to the hospital myself, though. Animals lose whole ass limbs in nature so I see no reason that I won't survive missing a huge piece of skin.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Currently doing the most extreme self harm I've ever done. It's been teo hours of drinking, cutting, and listening to jeopardy music and paradies. I am now missing a huge chunk of skin, blood everywhere. I can see the fat lumps. Like ew. Never do this, this is the shit that gets you hospitalized.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just got so pissed off about not having glasses anymore that I took a sunglasses frame, cut my lenses down, and then hot glued the frames in. It worked, but now I have stupid franken glasses. At least I can see clearly again. Bye bye to blurry.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So I ended up getting really damn drunk at work, got out, got my plushie dirty after getting back, so I had to shampoo them... and now I had chugged a fucking viking berry monster drink. I am in for a fucking doozy. At least I can shampoo my carpets as I sober up, I guess.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a Bazooble PFP for my dead ass strawpage. Much yay.
Bazooble doodle for strawpage.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today I had got to have the joys of stealing a big ass mushroom from my neighbor's yard. Currently eating it, tastes good as hell. Free food and stolen food always tastes better. It's not like tehy would've done anything with the shroom anyways, at least I think.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think this is all ima be able to do for my coworker's kid, yeesh... Hope the kid laughs at the soyjaxs and doesn't cry. I dunno what kids like, of course other than beating up other kids :[ The tutorial things also have some kandi stuff I made for the kid! [Art the kid made me on last slide!]
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soyjax
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm working with the twatinator tonight. They refuse to do ANY dishes at all because they "cut their finger on the faucet" and they're EXTREMELY fucking slow, AAAAGHHHH!!!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scrolling the hellsite known as Twitter is funny as fuck right now. I just go on there and people are absolutely going at the Discord account's neck. I love it when people bully big companies.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GIF only since I is no greedy!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made this late for Gangle's fanon birthday which was yesterday! Just a simple animation of da nyan cat meme!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what?! Bad Zooble! *undresses and shampoos you*
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had a great day today! Got to hang out with family, get booze, and even eat taco bell for dinner. I'm not one of those people that get diarrhea from there, cuz I am no baby (even if I wore a diaper today). I did get to find out that my pants can hold a whole ass bottle of vodka though, coolio.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I decided to try that digital circus fly thing and had this happen. I laughed like a moron even though it was late as helllll. !!Very scary warning!!!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you!!! :D
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeahhhhh, can't forgets da time it had taken of me.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bruhhhh, these fuckin' bugs are makin' out!
Bazooble desperately making out with Zooble who is rather startled.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had found food outside today. I have gotten birthday gifts from nature. Getting to see cute bugs outside and then this mushroom, great day by far! Hopefully I get to feast upon this mushroom soon.
Cut up puffball mushroom. Don't mind the paper plate I had used. I wanted to see if it were white inside asap.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just found a preying mantis outside. It was cute, but tried to fly into my face which was rather rude. Funny buge
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Guys... my butt has a crack in it, I think I needs to buy a new one. :[
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like, I actually kind of liked it before then and that sucks. I only felt suspicious after I got home and noticed the smudged looking things, but I had brushed it off. This can probably just work as motivation to make my own shirt in the far future.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found out earlier that one of the Zooble shirts I had gotten at hot topic is A/I gened. I saw stuff that showed evidence of it too, so ima burn that shit with fire. Other than that it's just gonna sit around as a 25 dollar mistake. [It was the Zooble and Gangle shirt.]
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My mum gave me some gel pens and I'd finally decided to experiment with them.
This is all the doodles, there are a lot. I had fun testing these out clearly.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, I just realized I never posted about my crashout of the century, LOL. Took all my stuff and info down, had my pfp black and my user as "DumbLoser". Twitter is honestly hell and drove me insane. People only fight, and seeing all the dramas made me feel like crap myself.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got to where I quit being a wanker and I restored my twitter. Still gonna leave it with no followers, lmao. Only gonna return to it later when I get stuff sorted out, still feel like a piece of shit though. At least the real ones are here on bluesky, I love this site.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have a bad suggestive meme made by me, I guess.
Bazooble getting on top of Zooble. Zooble is shocked while Bazooble has a seductive expression. Bazooble CLEARLY doesn't just want food.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
They don't allow the sneaky shit here. Tryna cut people out for no reason, now doing that is awkward. Done removed everyone on my twt and insta, easy peasy. Like, can't someone just be in a DAMN mood in peace.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bitch, just found out that you can't just block and unblock someone here to get them off if your followers list. Fuck.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thank you so much!!! 💖
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So, this is what I had gotten after going to Hagerstown. Sadly didn't get to buy vodka, but I did get myself some shirts and bought some small things for my coworker's kiddos. Got the stuff from hottopic btw.
Tee shirt featuring Zooble, Gangle, and Ragatha.Tee shirt with Zooble and Gangle. There's also squishies here.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I totally be excited for da outin' today! I is finally going to dat city again. I am going to buy of da boozes while there because I has been out.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I really have to wonder why my facebook feed is suddenly full of people killing farm animals. Lots of it is stuff of bunnies, too. To be honest, I'm thinking that it's my farmer girl buddy. That stuff wouod be useful to her, definitely not me.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Made a bubble peepee at work just for my mum to be an asshole and destroy it. She killed my fuckin' peepee, that bastard!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I drew balloon dog Gangle as practice and added some stupid ass doodles. #PracticeArt #TADC #Gangle #BalloonDogGangle
Practice drawing of balloon dog Gangle as a test. My favourite is the fat one LOLOLOLOLOL
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Currently FIGHTING to not laugh like a moron. Both kids were I work are out front and there's a screaming baby. I keep giggling, especially since they don't look very irritated. Fuck dem kids, bro.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think the solution to most of my problems right now wpuld be a new job. Pondered a bit, realized that it is where most of my stress stems from. Luckily for me I have a new job opportunity I can take that'd be better, I just gotta complete a serve safe class and test.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Couldn't sleep, feelin' like shit. Have a picture of my blood on a random board. Went down to fat, again. Pic labeled for obvious reasons.
My blood on a board. You can also see my bloodied blade. I sat it there just to take a picture.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Man, I did a lot for a bit if a breakdown. Wiped my whole fucking strawpage and deleted social media for a short while. I think I've been being too harsh on myself. Like fuck, nobody needs to be perfect, nor do I. You're only bad if ya don't learn from your mistakes.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just be sitting around thinkin' about how I'll never be who I want to be. Like, I am genuinely a horrible person for what I had done in the past. Even if I had changed. Been thinking about this on and off for too long, probably gonna leave for a while. That or to make sure others want me dead.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Anybody* fuck ass typo.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I barely ever check my strawpage, but decided to check after work today. People actually put stuff in! Both are very cute. I love when anybosy draws anything for me :3
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thank you so much! :D I'm quite excited to see how the first one comes out.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One paw's sides are done, woohoo!!!
Paw fluffy sides.The seams. I had completely handsewn this shit, AHHHH!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Decided to doodle toddler Bazooble and Zooble... but made Zooble bully Bazooble for just being a typical kid, because they're too 'grown up' for dumb babies. Pretty sure all of us were like this when we were younger. At least I was, since I was a huge jerk back then.
Just Zooble and Bazooble drawn as kids. Wanted to draw the old thing we've probably all did or at least had someone else do to us. Kids are relentless little monsters. Also I clearly suck at drawing them, I even tried to make the eyes and heads bigger, AGH!

Bazooble is shaking and crying by the way, lmao.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mission accomplished cause I ain't that much of a crybaby. My thighs gonna hurt like a bitch, though. Totally covered them motherfuckers. I feel better even if it stings and burns. Just don't want blood in my fucking bed.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I plan to cut the everloving fuck out of myself tonight when I go to take a shower. Cannot stand this shit, and I know I'll have awesome days ahead if I make myself suffer.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I realized today that I have two days off in a row. Woohoo, mini vacay-cay, biiiiitch!!! I shall either use the days wisely, or just be a lazy cunt.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Damn near everyday... I have to leave the key to happiness behind because of work.
Zooble plushies in bedZooble plushies with a blanket over them
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