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CornleafGoofyBoi

@cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social
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• NOT ALWAYS SFW, be warned!!! • I hate my job. Adulting sucks ass, I wanna go back! •DNI: Proship, Pedos, Zoos, loli/shota, but I will also block you if you suck in another way I haven't mentioned. • linktr.ee/CornleafGoofyBoi

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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a Bazooble PFP for my dead ass strawpage. Much yay.
Bazooble doodle for strawpage.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today I had got to have the joys of stealing a big ass mushroom from my neighbor's yard. Currently eating it, tastes good as hell. Free food and stolen food always tastes better. It's not like tehy would've done anything with the shroom anyways, at least I think.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think this is all ima be able to do for my coworker's kid, yeesh... Hope the kid laughs at the soyjaxs and doesn't cry. I dunno what kids like, of course other than beating up other kids :[ The tutorial things also have some kandi stuff I made for the kid! [Art the kid made me on last slide!]
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soyjax
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm working with the twatinator tonight. They refuse to do ANY dishes at all because they "cut their finger on the faucet" and they're EXTREMELY fucking slow, AAAAGHHHH!!!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Scrolling the hellsite known as Twitter is funny as fuck right now. I just go on there and people are absolutely going at the Discord account's neck. I love it when people bully big companies.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Made this late for Gangle's fanon birthday which was yesterday! Just a simple animation of da nyan cat meme!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what?! Bad Zooble! *undresses and shampoos you*
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had a great day today! Got to hang out with family, get booze, and even eat taco bell for dinner. I'm not one of those people that get diarrhea from there, cuz I am no baby (even if I wore a diaper today). I did get to find out that my pants can hold a whole ass bottle of vodka though, coolio.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I decided to try that digital circus fly thing and had this happen. I laughed like a moron even though it was late as helllll. !!Very scary warning!!!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bruhhhh, these fuckin' bugs are makin' out!
Bazooble desperately making out with Zooble who is rather startled.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had found food outside today. I have gotten birthday gifts from nature. Getting to see cute bugs outside and then this mushroom, great day by far! Hopefully I get to feast upon this mushroom soon.
Cut up puffball mushroom. Don't mind the paper plate I had used. I wanted to see if it were white inside asap.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just found a preying mantis outside. It was cute, but tried to fly into my face which was rather rude. Funny buge
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Guys... my butt has a crack in it, I think I needs to buy a new one. :[
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found out earlier that one of the Zooble shirts I had gotten at hot topic is A/I gened. I saw stuff that showed evidence of it too, so ima burn that shit with fire. Other than that it's just gonna sit around as a 25 dollar mistake. [It was the Zooble and Gangle shirt.]
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My mum gave me some gel pens and I'd finally decided to experiment with them.
This is all the doodles, there are a lot. I had fun testing these out clearly.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got to where I quit being a wanker and I restored my twitter. Still gonna leave it with no followers, lmao. Only gonna return to it later when I get stuff sorted out, still feel like a piece of shit though. At least the real ones are here on bluesky, I love this site.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have a bad suggestive meme made by me, I guess.
Bazooble getting on top of Zooble. Zooble is shocked while Bazooble has a seductive expression. Bazooble CLEARLY doesn't just want food.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bitch, just found out that you can't just block and unblock someone here to get them off if your followers list. Fuck.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I totally be excited for da outin' today! I is finally going to dat city again. I am going to buy of da boozes while there because I has been out.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I really have to wonder why my facebook feed is suddenly full of people killing farm animals. Lots of it is stuff of bunnies, too. To be honest, I'm thinking that it's my farmer girl buddy. That stuff wouod be useful to her, definitely not me.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Made a bubble peepee at work just for my mum to be an asshole and destroy it. She killed my fuckin' peepee, that bastard!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I drew balloon dog Gangle as practice and added some stupid ass doodles. #PracticeArt #TADC #Gangle #BalloonDogGangle
Practice drawing of balloon dog Gangle as a test. My favourite is the fat one LOLOLOLOLOL
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Currently FIGHTING to not laugh like a moron. Both kids were I work are out front and there's a screaming baby. I keep giggling, especially since they don't look very irritated. Fuck dem kids, bro.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think the solution to most of my problems right now wpuld be a new job. Pondered a bit, realized that it is where most of my stress stems from. Luckily for me I have a new job opportunity I can take that'd be better, I just gotta complete a serve safe class and test.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Couldn't sleep, feelin' like shit. Have a picture of my blood on a random board. Went down to fat, again. Pic labeled for obvious reasons.
My blood on a board. You can also see my bloodied blade. I sat it there just to take a picture.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just be sitting around thinkin' about how I'll never be who I want to be. Like, I am genuinely a horrible person for what I had done in the past. Even if I had changed. Been thinking about this on and off for too long, probably gonna leave for a while. That or to make sure others want me dead.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I barely ever check my strawpage, but decided to check after work today. People actually put stuff in! Both are very cute. I love when anybosy draws anything for me :3
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One paw's sides are done, woohoo!!!
Paw fluffy sides.The seams. I had completely handsewn this shit, AHHHH!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Decided to doodle toddler Bazooble and Zooble... but made Zooble bully Bazooble for just being a typical kid, because they're too 'grown up' for dumb babies. Pretty sure all of us were like this when we were younger. At least I was, since I was a huge jerk back then.
Just Zooble and Bazooble drawn as kids. Wanted to draw the old thing we've probably all did or at least had someone else do to us. Kids are relentless little monsters. Also I clearly suck at drawing them, I even tried to make the eyes and heads bigger, AGH!

Bazooble is shaking and crying by the way, lmao.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I plan to cut the everloving fuck out of myself tonight when I go to take a shower. Cannot stand this shit, and I know I'll have awesome days ahead if I make myself suffer.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I realized today that I have two days off in a row. Woohoo, mini vacay-cay, biiiiitch!!! I shall either use the days wisely, or just be a lazy cunt.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Damn near everyday... I have to leave the key to happiness behind because of work.
Zooble plushies in bedZooble plushies with a blanket over them
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Painstaking work here. Literally hand sewing the pads on because I refuse to use a sewing machine. Definitely in for hell.
Blue paw bottom in progress.Both the tails done and hanging from my wall.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just stepped on the hall floor on accident trying to take my trash out, day ruined. The sock on that foot is basically dead to me now. Only so grossed out because my mum lets her dogs shit and piss all over the place. She's setting herself up to become an estranged parent if I can ever fucking flee
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Currently sitting around bored and pissed off. I absolutely hate it when I cannot draw. Everything I be doing be lookin' like straight butt, as usual. Yet again I feel like I should quit making art. It kind if lost it's joy years ago since I'm such a judgemental prick.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I made 110% masterpisces! Totally nooooot poopy art! U much of enjoy! Yes! Yay!
Shitpost, really.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Butt butt 🍑 #TheAmazingDigitalCircus #TADC #Zooble #Bazooble #Butt #ZaBazooty #StupidArt
Bazooble sticking their butt in Zooble's face while they're fluttering their wing happily. Zooble clearly doesn't reciprocate the excitement, though, felling irritated toward Bazooble.

Bazooble says: "Hehe!~ LOOK I wrote "Butt" on my butt!"

Zooble responds with: Bazooble... get your ass OUT of my face RIGHT NOW!!!"No writing vers.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
One of those things that are irritating is that my NSFW stuff always comes out looking WAY better than my other shit most times. This drawing is censored for OBVIOUS reasons!
MATURE ZOOBLES ONLY!!!
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I just realized it again after forgetting... buuuut being a closer is perfect for me because it is one letter off from loser. I'm a closer and a loser too, lmao.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Someone ordered shit 3 minutes before close and another a SINGLE minute before close. I hope these wank stains choke on their food. All I want to do is go home, which is gonna take a fucking while since the staff is only three people.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The amazing colourful pony with a peepee.
Celestia toy with a horse peepee.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I saw a bug beauty outside. Pretty sure it's a dark fishing spider upon first glance,so this would be my second encounter with one of these.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I found out that consuming water flavour packets without water is da bomb dot com.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Made a dozen Zooble keychains, my mum took two warped ones amd I took one for myself. Honestly the best I could do before I get to the theaters.
The Zooble keychains shrunt down and ready.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Zoobles... tons and tons of Zoobles... This is a pain in my ass, but it's the best I can do since I'm going to the theater to see TADC.
Zooble shrinky dinks. They gon be keychains
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My work buddy was sad last time I bought a pizza... so I ended up buying another and made one side stuff that she likes. I felt bad because she got excited and wanted a slice just to see that I put onions on it.
Backyard barbecue pizza, but one side has no onions. It's got mushrooms instead.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Did this so if that stupid kid comes back to try and bother me, they're gonna have to stare at my butt. I'm so immature. Gonna be working anyways, never been more happy with my job. [For context: the kid thinks it and I are buddies because I used to babysit it. I want to punt it down the stairs.]
"BUTT" written in my driveway.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Zooble bath. Tryna get the greyness off of them. I want their colours to be bright again, no dirty.
Zooble plushie in a bucket, with a rubber frog too.
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CornleafGoofyBoi @cornleafgoofyboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Just made art for the occasion, even if I fucking hate myself. Put my fox sona Zoro into this, because I like his colours and he's easier to draw than Cornleaf.
Zoro holding a trans flag with a bisexual coloured background.
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