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Officer Cornjob

@cornjob.bsky.social
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I am not the great comic actor Kon Ômura, but merely an MST3K fan who wishes he could really just relax. Native Virginian and nature lover. All photos are my own unless stated otherwise. No AI. DMs turned off. 🩷💛💙

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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 11m
Lovely photo and handsome insect!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 1h
We have those too, such vivid and sparkling colors on a tiny spider. Another great photo!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 1h
Yay, jelly corals! Lovely photo, Kate.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 2h
Lovely pics, Muttley! And those robins are so sweet.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 4h
As kids we probably would have taken this one as a harbinger of a cold one alright.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 4h
"Ridi, Pagliaccio!"
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 4h
Another of our local orbweavers, the Furrow Orbweaver (Larinioides cornutus), for #Arachtober
Furrow Orbweaver (Larinioides cornutus)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 4h
Our prolific and helpful Six-spotted Tiger Beetle (Cicindela sexguttata) makes a showing for #InsectThursday
Six-spotted Tiger Beetle (Cicindela sexguttata)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 4h
The bright and jolly Birdsfoot Trefoil (Lotus corniculatus) for #BloomScrolling #ColorADay #YellowThu
Birdsfoot Trefoil (Lotus corniculatus)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 5h
Day 8 of #Mushroom #October brings a cluster of Pinwheel Marasmius (Marasmius rotula).
Pinwheel Marasmius (Marasmius rotula)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 5h
Beautiful! They are magnificent singers, indeed.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 5h
For the #BirdOfTheDay theme #Eating, it's my only decent photo so far of a Canada Warbler (Cardellina canadensis), who here has caught a stonefly in Shenandoah.
Canada Warbler (Cardellina canadensis) male with a stonefly in its beak
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 5h
Beautiful shots and a wonderful find!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 5h
Great pay-off, Sluggo's face says it all. Hollywood sequel pitch: "So, hear me out, what if the hat belongs to a visiting cousin, and we see him walking around later in it? And Nancy develops a crush on him?"
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you, I love the markings as well!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 23h
Same, it's always a joy to get a new ID, even on one that's been around a while.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 23h
Scaups are cunning that way. I had pictures of Lesser Scaups for a few years before realising it, because they were intermixed in a flock of Ring-necked Ducks and I didn't look closely enough. Now it seems so obvious...
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 23h
Most of my pics are in April and May. I've got one in July, but it's definitely looking on its way out by then. So check in Spring. I'm in Central Virginia, which is floodplain, so I would imagine you have a fair chance of the same there.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 23h
You'll find it around oak and beech, so if you have beechdrops you may find it too! Here's a couple of my sightings.
Bear Corn (Conopholis americana)Bear Corn (Conopholis americana)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The next frame...
Sluggo makes a terrible hat worse through the addition of a peacock feather.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beautiful photo! And yes, like most root parasites these plants have no chlorophyll. We have a few other such plants in Virginia, like beechdrops, cancer flower, and bear corn.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gorgeous shot of a great spider!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"It was then that the Sluggo of Earth 17 learned he had somehow ended up on Earth Prime."
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow! Must be beautiful around your space.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Some days it's hard to swallow." 😄 Great photo, Amy! Wonderful tones and texture, too.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a handsome plant, well done with it!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a handsome fellow, thanks for sharing Barrie!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As promised, here's another fishing spider for #Arachtober, the Dark Fishing Spider (Dolomedes tenebrosus). This is one of our largest spiders as well, this specimen being about the size of an adult human hand.
Dark Fishing Spider (Dolomedes tenebrosus)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coral Honeysuckle (Lonicera sempervirens) is Virginia's only native honeysuckle. It's also known as Trumpet Honeysuckle. #BloomScrolling #ColorADay #RedWed
Coral Honeysuckle (Lonicera sempervirens) with red blooms, also known as Trumpet Honeysuckle
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The purple-lipped fans of a Violet Toothed Polypore (Trichaptum biforme) for day 7 of #Mushroom #October.
Violet Toothed Polypore (Trichaptum biforme)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The #BirdOfTheDay themes are #BlueWater and #Perched, so this male Ring-necked Duck (Aythya collaris) with his eye on the sky might be a twofer. Either way, I hope he brightens your day!
Ring-necked Duck (Aythya collaris) male
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be replaced, I pray, with a Luchador mask.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks kindly, Barrie!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"She's a Breck Girl"
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I like bee butt and I cannot lie!" - Sir Spins-a-Lot
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, I was noticing that too, which is another reason your ID is probably correct. Our Fiery Skippers have less brown bordering, but it's entirely possible your regional ones have more. There's a lot of local variation in insect species.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks, Muttley! They are specialised for fishing, which gives them their unique toothy bill and streamlined form.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Likewise. Makes me feel like I'm trapped in a bed that has a vore fetish.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gorgeous photo, Christina! Limpkins somehow manage to be both understated and stunning at the same time.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's an Eastern Mud Turtle (Kinosternon subrubrum) for my first #TurtleTuesday post.
Eastern Mud Turtle (Kinosternon subrubrum)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spectacular!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a gorgeous plant, and lovely photo!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Could be, I'm not as familiar with the Western species. For Eastern species I'd say it's a good match for a Zabulon Skipper (Poanes zabulon), thanks to the dark shoulder bands.
Zabulon Skipper (Poanes zabulon)
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's great! It's the bird team of Siegfried & Roy. 🌟
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The newsie cap is indeed a classic and perfect for Sluggo. And further respect for him in his crime-fighting role as The Question.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They actually made it pretty easy for me. Star Trek was the only Paramount title I still watched, and they cancelled one series and shorted the other. Honestly, between the mergers and AI, I have very little interest in mainstream content anymore.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lovely photo, and I agree, thrushes are often overlooked.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We don't have those stickers here, so my Saturday night plans remain unchanged.
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a stunner!
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Officer Cornjob @cornjob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our native Common Bluet (Houstonia caerulea) is one of those joyful little wildflowers that always makes me smile. #BloomScrolling #ColorADay #BlueTue
Common Bluet (Houstonia caerulea)
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