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Dr. Neil A. Remir

@corlenbelspar.bsky.social
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I was stopped by Mega Man and his friends from destroying the Earth. I was imprisoned on Twitter, but transferred here because they decided that was too cruel and unusual even for me.

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princess zandra but kinda chinese @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Every Sonic Frame in Order @sonicframes.bsky.social · 21h
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Season 1 Episode 6 - Over the Hill Hero Frame 2975/3069 Caption: I like that hedgehog! Timestamp: 00:20:51.6
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog - Season 1 Episode 6 - Over the Hill Hero
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Caption: I like that hedgehog!

Timestamp: 00:20:51.6
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good tonally and emotionally appropriate song for the state of the world. youtu.be/zmvsw2ILX5k?...
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Original Soundtrack) 03 - Lumière
YouTube video by Sandfall Interactive
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why do male USB plugs all suffer from micropenis now? I hate how if I slightly bump anything, it disconnects and reconnects faster than I can fart out a turd.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Well, it normally just turned off the phone, but it should make bring up our AI that the user didn't even install, and it still does this even when they disable the app for it." "Ah yeah, how could we have been so stupid for decades to think the power button should just turn off your phone."
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Google board meeting - "The power button turns the phone on when it's off, what would make the most sense if it were held down while the phone is on for our Android clients?"
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made fan art of Roo from Hazbin Hotel.
A copy and pasted image of Roo from Hazbin Hotel has a map of the alien hive final stage of Contra on the NES copied and pasted over her tongue.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I said it anyway because why not. Lmao
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Daddy screamed REEEEEAAL GOOD before he DIED."
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least it's more scientifically accurate than Solar Man. If the artificial sunlight he makes is from plasma like the sun, Water Shield will only make him more powerful via giving him more hydrogen fuel. lmao
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least it's more scientifically accurate than Solar Man. If the artificial sunlight he makes is from plasma like the sun, Water Shield will only make him more powerful via giving him more hydrogen fuel. lmao
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I should add I wish I was just hugely pull this $60,000 figure out of my ass, but NVIDIA actually expects us to pay $16,000 for this graphics card right now. marketplace.nvidia.com/en-us/enterp...
marketplace.nvidia.com
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can maybe get away with that by just making a text adventure that loads entirely from disk. lmao
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's rich that Discord wants to be all high and mighty about age verification, when their mascot, the wumpus, is actually stolen from work as far back as 1972 in the text adventure game "Hunt the Wumpus". This is a version of the game with graphics. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGVO...
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Hunt the Wumpus (TI-99/4A) gameplay footage
YouTube video by MightyCollector
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The RAM shortage may lead to some good things, like developers being forced to actually learn how to optimize games because no one buys their games because UE5 runs like shit even on a video card that costs $60,000. Either way, it's still a terrible situation that never should've happened.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also caffeine addicted schizophrenics if we have our shit together enough lmao since we will never be able to process things like non schizophrenics, and thus come up with solutions other people won't, but also have challenges other people won't.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks, social media. You've made it impossible to find sewer slides near me.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also caffeine addicted schizophrenics if we have our shit together enough lmao since we will never be able to process things like non schizophrenics, and thus come up with solutions other people won't, but also have challenges other people won't.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same with speed runners. All valid feedback should be taken into consideration, but streamers and speed runners are actually only a small fragment of the userbase as a whole, and what's best for those two groups is not good for everyone.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the funniest insults I've ever received was when I was walking down the sidewalk and some guy in a motorized wheelchair passed initiative check, called me a "little bitch", and then zoomed off down the road at like 20mph.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Picture of Brian and Guilty 
The text:
Replayability is one of the most fucked up metrics critics use to review games. Multiplayer and roguelike games might have infinite replayability but you have no idea how many times a sickle will replay the same single player story with no new plot beats 
Don't try to review how I live my life
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Legit question for Silent Hill players - How do I kill the 30-50 Mr. Stewarts that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like how the lady who owns the park has her own exosuit like Dr. Wily does in Soccer. Though he used it for going up against robots, and she probably just needs it for life support and to get around more easily in her advanced age,
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some voices are like sandpaper to the cochlea. I try to make my voice like this as much as I can as an alien because I'm an asshole.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The tendency to always assume a suicide is just a conspiracy murder feels like it's downplaying how someone can genuinely just kill themselves because they were in that bad of a head space.
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Sigma Posting @sigmaposting.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"I don't want any more of my people being sacrificed" #SigmaPosting
A drawing meme based on a reddit artwork (included in the next post) of Frieren looking up with a distorted looking jawline. post has been edited to have Sigma from Mega Man X redrawn resembling that angle.

Text below reads "I practiced drawing faces in a different angle, but it looks kinda weird lol"The original digital art posted on Reddit that created the meme. Frieren is looking up while having more realistic proportions, although her chin/jawline is very messed up, making the face look small. u/SpaceDev1 (the original artist) mentions below how they "practiced drawing faces in a different angle, but it looks kinda weird lol"
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Sigma Posting @sigmaposting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“I’m poly.” “Oh! You’re polyamorous?” “No.” #SigmaPosting
a screencap from Mega Man X8 showing a cutscene of numerous identical Sigma’s standing in front of an inferno
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dad walks into the room "are ya winning son?"

There's a pile of fish. Shannon and Brian are looking at it

Dad "is that fucking fish Jenga"
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're definitely more of a "doctor" than I am. All I did was came to Earth and tried to destroy all life on the planet by launching some purple bullshit into the trade winds.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
AI has actually been around since the earliest videogame enemies, because duh, they need an artificial intelligence to actually do anything and react to conditions. Techbros are just throwing the "AI" around in a meaningless way to refer to what is actually at least 3 different types of technology.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is people still pronouncing Stolas's name as "Stolitz" just some kind of inside joke at this point? lmao
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m͖͙̗͎̄̃̒͋̇e̊͒͊̆̉͑ͅw̭͙͕͈̝͖̟͛̐̅̑̑̊🐈 @ooopiwowoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new creature discovered
loafing tilcayo
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quest: Brian's Journey "hey guys"
Two kids "Quest 65"
Quest: Brian's Journey "Not what I'm called"
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Time since last spoiler leak for Mega Man Dual Override
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I guess the Skibidi toilets are defeated because they've moved to the clearance aisle.
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Andy Warhol was such a terrible artist, that all he's remembered for are palette swapped Cambell's soup cans and paintings he pissed on to create.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A picture of Brian walking a cat on a leash with the text "become unapproachable"
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The guy playing cymbal crashes, Star Fox 64 remake on Switch 2
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lesbian Space Princess, a movie where only the villains and side characters are entertaining or likable.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It can make you go through several lives in a few seconds in games like shmups where you wouldn't be able to use damage boosting.
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catcat @comedy777666.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazon touts Prime Air expansion. In Texas, a drone precisely opened its bay door and dumped a package into a woman's pool. Advanced logistics in action.
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Amazon Drone Delivers Package Directly Into Texas Woman's Swimming Pool
A Texas woman, Lindsey Austen, filmed an Amazon delivery drone hilariously dropping her package directly into her swimming pool, just as the company announced a major expansion of its Prime Air Delive
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love UFO 50, but the i-frames being shittier than even some of the worst NES games is definitely something that takes my rating for it out of 10 down by 3 points.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We don't have ages measured in ways you could understand because we evolved in a planet with no local star.
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Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I watched a cam version of the Backrooms at only NaN years old, filmed by someone at only 30 years old, directed by a guy at only 20 years old.
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