Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 2hWhy do male USB plugs all suffer from micropenis now? I hate how if I slightly bump anything, it disconnects and reconnects faster than I can fart out a turd. 010
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 6hGoogle board meeting - "The power button turns the phone on when it's off, what would make the most sense if it were held down while the phone is on for our Android clients?" 100
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Daddy screamed REEEEEAAL GOOD before he DIED." 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At least it's more scientifically accurate than Solar Man. If the artificial sunlight he makes is from plasma like the sun, Water Shield will only make him more powerful via giving him more hydrogen fuel. lmao 020
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I should add I wish I was just hugely pull this $60,000 figure out of my ass, but NVIDIA actually expects us to pay $16,000 for this graphics card right now. marketplace.nvidia.com/en-us/enterp...marketplace.nvidia.com 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's rich that Discord wants to be all high and mighty about age verification, when their mascot, the wumpus, is actually stolen from work as far back as 1972 in the text adventure game "Hunt the Wumpus". This is a version of the game with graphics. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGVO...youtube.comHunt the Wumpus (TI-99/4A) gameplay footageYouTube video by MightyCollector 010
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The RAM shortage may lead to some good things, like developers being forced to actually learn how to optimize games because no one buys their games because UE5 runs like shit even on a video card that costs $60,000. Either way, it's still a terrible situation that never should've happened. 1328
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thanks, social media. You've made it impossible to find sewer slides near me. 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Also caffeine addicted schizophrenics if we have our shit together enough lmao since we will never be able to process things like non schizophrenics, and thus come up with solutions other people won't, but also have challenges other people won't. 020
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Same with speed runners. All valid feedback should be taken into consideration, but streamers and speed runners are actually only a small fragment of the userbase as a whole, and what's best for those two groups is not good for everyone. 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of the funniest insults I've ever received was when I was walking down the sidewalk and some guy in a motorized wheelchair passed initiative check, called me a "little bitch", and then zoomed off down the road at like 20mph. 001
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Legit question for Silent Hill players - How do I kill the 30-50 Mr. Stewarts that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play? 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I like how the lady who owns the park has her own exosuit like Dr. Wily does in Soccer. Though he used it for going up against robots, and she probably just needs it for life support and to get around more easily in her advanced age, 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some voices are like sandpaper to the cochlea. I try to make my voice like this as much as I can as an alien because I'm an asshole. 011
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The tendency to always assume a suicide is just a conspiracy murder feels like it's downplaying how someone can genuinely just kill themselves because they were in that bad of a head space. 010
Reposted by Dr. Neil A. RemirSigma Posting @sigmaposting.bsky.social · 19/11/2025"I don't want any more of my people being sacrificed" #SigmaPosting 417338
Reposted by Dr. Neil A. RemirSigma Posting @sigmaposting.bsky.social · 28/06/2026“I’m poly.” “Oh! You’re polyamorous?” “No.” #SigmaPosting 19031
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026AI has actually been around since the earliest videogame enemies, because duh, they need an artificial intelligence to actually do anything and react to conditions. Techbros are just throwing the "AI" around in a meaningless way to refer to what is actually at least 3 different types of technology. 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is people still pronouncing Stolas's name as "Stolitz" just some kind of inside joke at this point? lmao 000
Reposted by Dr. Neil A. Remirm͖͙̗͎̄̃̒͋̇e̊͒͊̆̉͑ͅw̭͙͕͈̝͖̟͛̐̅̑̑̊🐈 @ooopiwowoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026new creature discovered 1983683114
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Time since last spoiler leak for Mega Man Dual Override 010
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I guess the Skibidi toilets are defeated because they've moved to the clearance aisle. 010
Reposted by Dr. Neil A. RemirMichael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy 982736985
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Andy Warhol was such a terrible artist, that all he's remembered for are palette swapped Cambell's soup cans and paintings he pissed on to create. 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The guy playing cymbal crashes, Star Fox 64 remake on Switch 2 010
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lesbian Space Princess, a movie where only the villains and side characters are entertaining or likable. 000
Reposted by Dr. Neil A. Remircatcat @comedy777666.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Amazon touts Prime Air expansion. In Texas, a drone precisely opened its bay door and dumped a package into a woman's pool. Advanced logistics in action.tomshardware.comAmazon Drone Delivers Package Directly Into Texas Woman's Swimming PoolA Texas woman, Lindsey Austen, filmed an Amazon delivery drone hilariously dropping her package directly into her swimming pool, just as the company announced a major expansion of its Prime Air Delive 071
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I love UFO 50, but the i-frames being shittier than even some of the worst NES games is definitely something that takes my rating for it out of 10 down by 3 points. 120
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We don't have ages measured in ways you could understand because we evolved in a planet with no local star. 110
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I watched a cam version of the Backrooms at only NaN years old, filmed by someone at only 30 years old, directed by a guy at only 20 years old. 000
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026AI music things like Suno are literally the same thing as a mother bird puking up a bunch of stuff to feed to her babies. 020
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I am Dr. Remir and yes, all the horrible stories you’ve heard are true. 020
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026lmao you have to beat an entire run of Kingmaker just to get one crown, and I can't even win once. 010
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Two examples of things from my childhood that heavily influenced my concept of evil aliens. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUe... www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIez... 010
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Every movie trailer for the past 20 years is like Random scenes Music becomes really loud "THIS SUMMER" More random scenes Music gets louder "THE ULTIMATE BECOMES REAL More random scenes Cast member names spliced between Title is shown Music stops 010
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Lmao I have this on my phone with an emulator that allows it to use my phone's camera. 000
Reposted by Dr. Neil A. RemirSigma Posting @sigmaposting.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Felt like a day for Death Generator shenanigans #SigmaPosting #CaptainPlanetandthePlaneteers 46212
Reposted by Dr. Neil A. RemirDana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Still can't share anything official so have some old visdev from the artbook. The next eps are coming out really cool ;w;b I'm so proud of this team. 766110960
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No one: Mobile ads: yo here's a game where the woman diarrhea shits everywhere and is pregnant with 15 babies that come out so hard, they knock holes in her house during winter and you have to repair it before she freezes to death, 100
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It'd be amazing if mobile game ad creators were as sensitive to criticism as some game devs. 020
Dr. Neil A. Remir @corlenbelspar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Pugs are an example of animal abuse via breeding genetics and the dog equivalent of a walking social security disability case. They've been bred to where basically their entire body sucks for them. Some can't even close their eyes all the way. 6576