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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Kennen (the purple rat) needs to unfortunately be taken out back. Hate to say it. He played great ball back in the day, killer running back btw, but he now has been relying too much on Rhasa who is a known possessor of certain 'material'

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

#riftbound is Jayce aurora too toxic to run at locals or should I just commit to the villain bit?

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Officer I pwomise, the arson was a prank and the man over there nearly on fire, the reincarnated Ghengis Khan, knows the backstory to make it funny. Can I get a warning please?

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Ah yes the famous movie actor, once married to Angelina Jolie, Brad Poop

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Everything THEY post is drivelslop. Everything I post is divinely inspired.

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Budget Tactical Guerilla Gear load out: 1. PENETREX 2. VASELINE 3. CHAPSTICK 4. A SLING SHOT 5. ONE BULLET ( IT CURVES) 5 - 2. BACKUP PENETREX

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Thank you Dems for not only doing nothing with the shut down, but also caving at the least opportune time so that it was all for nothing. Just Art of the Deal right there.

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I need you to just be whelmed for once, none of this over under stuff

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Soothe your child to sleep with a YouTube spirit Halloween animatronic compilation

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

You can lead a pig to mud but you CANT make him eat the suspiciously person shaped meat bits scattered throughout the feeding trough, am I right fellas??

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

The male urge to write esoteric runes in the dirt foretelling the downfall of your rival house

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Gonna try to start streaming again soon. My entire gaming rig exploded, metaphorically, but I'll attempt a repair in the next couple of days

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Little did I know, I was using a gobstopper in the marble run that is my life

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

The meme says "come and take it"
And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

It's crazy what you can do with just grit, will power, determination, positive self talk, and 8000 wasps

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

What's crazy to me is that people drink raw milk after boiling it. Cowards. Get listeria like a real pioneer.

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Right wingers will say shit like "we gotta end WOKE" and the woke is just a black dude in a febreeze commercial Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

The fact that Oreo is still making iterations on the same cookie after 100+ years PROVES that we haven't fully mastered anything in tech and I will not elaborate on that

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Me staring at the present wrapped in the exact shape of a pair gorilla swear word socks from TJ Maxx: "god I hope this is an Xbox"

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

She frosting on my flake till I uhhhh wait wait I got this she FROSTING on my flake till I uhh till I uhhhh she FROSTED FLAKE ON MY cereal till uhhhhh she uhhhh wait wait wait uh she frost-she FROSTed flake - she uh wait wait wait in thinking she she she wait I got this she flake on my frosted til i

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

They should make keys that don't have a siren's call after 8 to 10 beers

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I think I need a break from online cause I just saw a Russian soldier riding a bike get turned into a bloody stump in FPV and all I could think was "huh."

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

Cursed and Uncursed states elaboration: CURSED New Hampshire - the combination of the mountains, dense trees, and whatever the sun was doing that day made it feel like a bad rendering of landscape. Also just not enough people?

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Rating each state I passed through by how cursed it felt MAINE: Uncursed New Hampshire: CURSED Vermont: weirdly enough, Uncursed New York: Cursed but like in an urban sprawl human way Pennsylvania: CURSED - the trees I will finish the list and elaborate more when I finish the trip

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

They play funk in the McDonald's bathroom because that's where they know you'll catch the most vibes

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Me at the beach staring off into the ocean: Why are we here? How insignificant am I in the grand scheme of things? Seagull eating a rotting fish corpse: THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER, HOLY SHIT, IM GONNA DROP A ROCK ON THIS DUDE NEXT TO ME

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Goop Trooper 3000 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️(na_cord_tv) @cordttv.bsky.social · 16/07/2025