Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Every social gathering lately seems to turn into people speculating about why I’m single. It’s something I live with everyday. I don’t need a committee deciding why I’m unappealing. Plenty of people still die alone. We just hear less about them because they leave no legacy. Happy Easter? 060
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 30/03/2026For those of you wondering why I’ve been a little absent from Bluesky, I recently got hired to help program movie screenings and events, and to be part of the effort to rehabilitate and restore a historic theatre in my town that has been around since 1938. It's been a lot of work but very rewarding. 7120
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Rewatching Schitt’s Creek and suddenly it hit me: ever since I moved from SoCal to a small Midwestern town, this is 100% how the locals probably see me. 021
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Watching this because I genuinely didn't know it existed until today. 380
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Do Noem next. And definitely don't stop there. 070
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Lethal Weapon is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard. Y'all aren't ready for that yet though. 230
Reposted by Cord is bored.Richard Swift @swiftofopal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Honestly maybe my favorite sketch of the 21st century. 031
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I practice positive affirmations every day as part of my therapy, but when I tell myself “I’m deserving of love,” shouldn’t some part of me actually believe it? 😅 050
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Sometimes just being a chill and calm person will throw people into fits of anger unlike I've witnessed in years. 171
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Not crazy about today.media.tenor.coma man in a black leather jacket says " i think you 're kind of rude "ALT: a man in a black leather jacket says " i think you 're kind of rude " 020
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Watching Yorgos' remake of Save the Green Planet 010
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Welcome to Derry's Opening Credits are *chef's kiss* youtu.be/qwTop2qs1tE?...youtu.beIT: Welcome to Derry | Opening Credits | HBO MaxYouTube video by HBO Max 030
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025LENNY! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE HUSBAND, LENNY! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!? 000
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! 020
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Just hoping I don't spend Christmas alone again this year. 120
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 21/10/2025“I think and think and think, I‘ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.” ― Jonathan Safran Foer 010
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Saw this tonight. The sound system in the theater was very weird where the music track was super low and the audio was really high. Don't think the movie was supposed to be presented that way. That being said, 6/10. 020
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 17/10/2025This new guy named Mark arrived today and I said "Oh Hi Mark." He didn't get what I was referencing.media.tenor.coma man with long hair is saying everybody betrayed me i 'm fed up with this worldALT: a man with long hair is saying everybody betrayed me i 'm fed up with this world 150
Reposted by Cord is bored.Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛♂️🧟♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 14/10/2025RIP, Drew Struzan. 633380
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I read 4 books this month which is rare. #booksky 080
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Now that I'm back in civilian life. Needed a new mug to celebrate spooky season while it's still going on. 080
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Hey. I'm back in civilian life after 30 days. How is everything going? 130
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2025No friends on a Friday so just at home wondering if there's juicy tea to spill.ngl.linkAnonymous messages!Anonymous messages! 020
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2025It's simple if Revolutionary Road is on TV, I watch it. Feel like it is just a movie full of memery. 040
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Moving away was the best thing I ever did for my love life. Why? Couldn't tell you. But my dms are exploding. 270
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2025A woman today approached and asked me if I played piano because I had really long fingers. Was this flirting? I don't even know anymore. 130
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Next weekend can't come soon enough. Been waiting so long for this. 020
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Lmao. Walmart is playing the Han Solo Kinect song. Music guy is trolling. youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?...youtu.beKinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" DancingYouTube video by GTAVIoclock 130
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Back deck on my new place. Like the ivy and the new... pizza oven? I'll take it. 1120
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Somebody said my front license plate was cool. So I have that going for me. 060
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2025City council wants me to judge a BBQ contest. I've never felt so important in my life. 190
Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2025After three months of job hunting, I landed a new high-paying job. Also scored a massive downtown apartment in the best part of town for so cheap I expect a hidden meth lab. Near the big festivals, so I can fake a social life. First good news in a year. Waiting for the universe to break my legs. 5101