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@cordisbored.bsky.social
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Video store clerk of the internet. Horror, philosophy, film, politics, punk, gaming, satire, comedy, comics, cocktails, & the kitschy keen.

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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Every social gathering lately seems to turn into people speculating about why I’m single. It’s something I live with everyday. I don’t need a committee deciding why I’m unappealing. Plenty of people still die alone. We just hear less about them because they leave no legacy. Happy Easter?
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
For those of you wondering why I’ve been a little absent from Bluesky, I recently got hired to help program movie screenings and events, and to be part of the effort to rehabilitate and restore a historic theatre in my town that has been around since 1938. It's been a lot of work but very rewarding.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Rewatching Schitt’s Creek and suddenly it hit me: ever since I moved from SoCal to a small Midwestern town, this is 100% how the locals probably see me.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Watching this because I genuinely didn't know it existed until today.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
currently:
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Well this sucks and was super unexpected.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Do Noem next. And definitely don't stop there.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I just think he's neat.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Lethal Weapon is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard. Y'all aren't ready for that yet though.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Richard Swift @swiftofopal.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Honestly maybe my favorite sketch of the 21st century.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I practice positive affirmations every day as part of my therapy, but when I tell myself “I’m deserving of love,” shouldn’t some part of me actually believe it? 😅
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sometimes just being a chill and calm person will throw people into fits of anger unlike I've witnessed in years.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Not crazy about today.
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a man in a black leather jacket says " i think you 're kind of rude "
ALT: a man in a black leather jacket says " i think you 're kind of rude "
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Found this. Anybody know the origin?
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Watching Yorgos' remake of Save the Green Planet
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy November!
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Welcome to Derry's Opening Credits are *chef's kiss* youtu.be/qwTop2qs1tE?...
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IT: Welcome to Derry | Opening Credits | HBO Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
🎃💀
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! Costume for the day.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! 🎃👻
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
LENNY! YOU'RE A TERRIBLE HUSBAND, LENNY! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!?
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Just hoping I don't spend Christmas alone again this year.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“I think and think and think, I‘ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.” ― Jonathan Safran Foer
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Saw this tonight. The sound system in the theater was very weird where the music track was super low and the audio was really high. Don't think the movie was supposed to be presented that way. That being said, 6/10.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
This new guy named Mark arrived today and I said "Oh Hi Mark." He didn't get what I was referencing.
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a man with long hair is saying everybody betrayed me i 'm fed up with this world
ALT: a man with long hair is saying everybody betrayed me i 'm fed up with this world
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
RIP, Drew Struzan.
His cover to Action Comics #800.The comic adaptation of Ducktales: Treasure of the Lost Lamp.A cover he did for Star Trek: The Next Generation: Enemy Unseen.His cover to Star Wars: Darth Maul #1.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I read 4 books this month which is rare. #booksky
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Now that I'm back in civilian life. Needed a new mug to celebrate spooky season while it's still going on.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Hey. I'm back in civilian life after 30 days. How is everything going?
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
No friends on a Friday so just at home wondering if there's juicy tea to spill.
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I walk by him every day.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I just think he's neat.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It's simple if Revolutionary Road is on TV, I watch it. Feel like it is just a movie full of memery.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Rainbow bridge today. Am I dead?
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Moving away was the best thing I ever did for my love life. Why? Couldn't tell you. But my dms are exploding.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
A woman today approached and asked me if I played piano because I had really long fingers. Was this flirting? I don't even know anymore.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Day 1 of new place
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Next weekend can't come soon enough. Been waiting so long for this.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Lmao. Walmart is playing the Han Solo Kinect song. Music guy is trolling. youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?...
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Kinect Star Wars "I'm Han Solo" Dancing
YouTube video by GTAVIoclock
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Back deck on my new place. Like the ivy and the new... pizza oven? I'll take it.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Somebody said my front license plate was cool. So I have that going for me.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
City council wants me to judge a BBQ contest. I've never felt so important in my life.
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Cord is bored. @cordisbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
After three months of job hunting, I landed a new high-paying job. Also scored a massive downtown apartment in the best part of town for so cheap I expect a hidden meth lab. Near the big festivals, so I can fake a social life. First good news in a year. Waiting for the universe to break my legs.
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