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Colleen Barry

@copycurmudgeon.bsky.social
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Copy editor (ProPublica, FiveThirtyEight, ESPN), baker, cross stitcher, cat furniture. she/her

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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 4h
Jesus, Chris, I’m so sorry! Crossing my fingers for a great treatment plan for you.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eehhhh I don’t really want to pay a markup and shipping costs for an item that costs 79¢.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re really messing with my plans to stitch a lil’ crow!
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is there some kind of global shortage of DMC 310 embroidery floss or is the Michael’s near me just terrible at knowing what to stock? This is like the third straight time they’ve been out of plain ol’ black.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He is generally very smart but he simply can’t figure out laps! To make up for it, he comes to wherever you are and screams for love several times a day.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bertie is huge and has never really been able to figure out laps.
A black cat lying belly-up in the diamond shape created by two bent human legs. His back feet are toward the camera and his front paws are folded down. He looks like he’s in the middle of a sit-up, so his head is up and he’s looking at the camera with bright green eyes. His expression is like, “Is this anything?”
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interesting, thanks
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Isn’t that for preventing infection?
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks!
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
RIP a 6.5-year streak
A positive COVID test. The test line is way darker than the control line.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wish I could remember all the people I unfollowed before this became an option.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cool, thanks!
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I have never watched or played or thought about Resident Evil, would I like this? The trailer looked fun but I have never engaged with this franchise.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The beauty of the Saus at Bow Market is that you can order from multiple places, so you can pair your frites with, say, arepas or banh mi from other restaurants.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello!!! I didn’t know you were here until the je Verlande post went by lol
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That thing where a cat sees your hand coming in for pets and raises their head to meet it
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Find some fucking hustle.” No. One day you will be dead and you will not get the high score for doing the most. Do enough and let yourself off the hook for the rest.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you think Adam Sandler was doing ballet this whole time?
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Caught up on “Slow Horses” and made what I believe is a complete list of River Cartwright’s skills: 1. Running
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, he’s just a regular chonky orange guy
An orange tabby whacks at something under a blanket. His arm is blurred with motion.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sun kissed
A big orange cat sits on a side table. Light from a nearby window highlights just the edge of his fur, giving him a fuzzy golden outline.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Your neighbor is outside in the dark doing a lot of stuff with an electric saw and duct tape. Do you: A. Ignore it. It’s probably not a body, let’s not get the cops involved. B. Ignore it. It’s probably a body and you don’t need to get yourself on a murderer’s shit list.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to book a table as a cascade of Reese’s Pieces falls out of the open box (movie, half gone) in the front of my purse, just thinking
Tweet from @brendlewhat: “Hello sir, I— *briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aaaaaarrrrrgh wtf. So sorry, Jonathon!
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you want lettuce at the farmers market today, you better be ready to fistfight someone with Birkenstocks and an NPR tote bag
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Congrats, Julia!!!!
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why did I even have to answer 59 other questions
Q: “How do you pronounce Mary/merry/marry?”
A: “all 3 are different”
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When people follow you via a pack, it shows in your notifs now
Screencap of a new-follower notification that says someone “followed you via starter pack @ProPublica Staff.”
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Real questions I have asked my cats this week: “OK, who started it?” “Could we compromise on still attacking my foot at 3 a.m. but reducing the claw involvement?” “Are you huffing paint?” And the classic: “Why are you sticky?”
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When a word and a prefix love each other very much …
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh no, Bon Bon! You gave her a great life.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here’s one result bsky.app/profile/wbur...
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My theater was half-empty and only one person (other than us) was laughing 😩😩😩
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Uuuuh, like medium gory? I think? Sorta hard to know how skewed my opinion might be. Some people (and cats) definitely get ate, but a lot of the runtime is about avoiding dinosaurs. Like 30% more gory than Jurassic Park maybe?
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There’s some real showy split-diopter work in “The End of Oak Street.”
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh noooooooooo
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fact: Castle of the TV show “Castle” is revealed to have a previous law enforcement hottie muse who he quickly slept with and then threw over. Fact: Beckett keeps him on a string for years before they hook up. Therefore: Kate Beckett is Anne Boleyn. In this essay, I will …
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have turret envy
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He is doing seemingly legit power-company-type work on the lines outside, but also his flashlight sure did shine right at my face.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t always close my curtains at night because, you know, who’s looking in my second-floor windows? But today I got the answer to that question: a power company employee on a cherry picker.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ve got expensive tastes (hardcovers)
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’s a stretch to call it “sporty,” I guess, but I can park that thing in a thimble and still transport an Ikea haul.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m gonna drive my Yaris until the transmission falls out
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I figured you would want to know! Thanks for taking it down so it can’t spread!
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It seemed legit at first, but once you start really looking, it gets fishier and fishier.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Given that both the site and the writer have no real track record that I can see, I find it kinda hard to believe that people are giving him these quotes that could get them fired. Also, like, are any publishers paying $50-75 an hour for CEs? Why is “about” listed three times in the footer?
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is this, uuuuuh, definitely real? I sent this to a friend, who flagged that this place has basically no publishing history and the email domain is @AdGPT, an AI marketing company. I also noticed oddities like the author’s name not being hyperlinked and not having any likely-seeming Google results.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Room for Rufus?
An orange cat lies atop a grid of cardboard cards laid out on a bed in preparation for playing a game. He’s looking intently at the camera, like he wants you to invite him to play.
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Colleen Barry @copycurmudgeon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This game is great, and I enjoyed it even more when I realized there is an option (in the settings under “gameplay”) to turn off the cat’s death animation, so when you die the screen just fades to black.
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