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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 21h

One huge drawback of all the top football podcasts being film and data nerds is that the Giants/Commanders ending isn’t the lead topic on any of them.

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 22h

my read on Gillis even when he only had his podcast was that he was a dimestore Nick Mullen. you have to be insanely funny to be able to live in that world full time and he just isn’t.

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

it’s annoying how every broadcaster loves just putting the most biased announcer possible into their assignments. like no one outside new orleans wants to listen to drew brees call saints games

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

49ers/seahawks beating the shit out of each other rules

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

oh they play next week. the jags whooping their ass would be really funny

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

completely insane move from a team that’s 1-4. the 2028 2nd rumor you could make sense out of but you’re basically calling your shot on a historic turnaround

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

They won’t let coaches wear badass suits with a fedora like Tom Landry anymore becuase they force them to wear official team apparel

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

or maybe that horrific chopped cheese with honey buns as the bread gave him his powers

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

sauce mysteriously got worse when he got traded from the biggest media market and quit getting superstar whistles

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If he wants to understand the reference, that announcer needs to get laid less

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

it’s so funny that Jesse was Terry Gordy’s son

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

what if this happened at your sister’s wedding?

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

a Bond comic with the ethos of their Batman run could rule

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

that’s incredibly funny if they’re going to have to rely on roman reigns voice acting to carry a scene. akuma makes sense for him if he’s just going to stand around trying to look badass

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if Minecraft was around in MJ’s heyday it would’ve gotten him laid so many times

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Callum Turner wants to be the next Bond and let his wife sit next to Marlins Man for 3 hours???

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Great view of an abandoned IKEA with a sunset reminiscent of PARIS, TX

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He gets off on getting yelled at. He probably won’t get off on an orbital fracture

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Do not record him. Everyone in the room should agree to turn off all cameras and let whatever happens happen

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it’s bullshit that i will never be able to own a hardcover jack kirby 2001: a space odyssey comic

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i hope he finally finishes his rocky v cut he’s teased for years

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Doing a commentary for Tales from the Crypt but I just say “he’s so fuckin’ cool” like Abel Ferrera’s King of New York commentary when Walken is on the screen whenever The Cryptkeeper is on screen

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

this is a good use case for Super Intelligence but unfortunately the technology is only at the point where they can add more Kevin Spaceys to the screen

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In Memphis all week so I’m listening to a lot of the music of the king of rock and roll, Jay Reatard

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There is no way Trump has ever drank from a garden hose but if he starts talking about it his polling numbers will shoot right back up

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Interesting point. I will consult a Super Intelligence agent later to get to the bottom of this.

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

the best way to make these people feel bad is to call it Super Intelligence, or SI for short

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

people say he didn’t respect Kobe’s legacy but here he is determined to fly in a helicopter that will fall apart after one cycle in the dryer

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Slight correction: it is Elon Musk’s Super Intelligence company that wants to be legally allowed to generate child pornography.

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

VF (Vanity Fair) with a big cover story on SI (Super Intelligence)

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of the best moments in the history of the show is Scharpling instantly clocking that Chris is an evil trickster

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the home crowd at this Hawkeyes football game is shockingly white for being in Atlanta

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The icy heart of the judge was melted by the use of Super Intelligence. Inspiring

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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see someone post something positive about "Artificial Intelligence" or "AI" and you do not correct them that it is "Super Intelligence" or "SI" you are not a leftist.

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You act like some sort of expert but don’t even know that it’s called Super Intelligence

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would argue we should’ve been outright calling them stupid much earlier than 2016

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the concept of doing a show on Chris Jericho’s Rock N Rager wrestling cruise is simply too funny

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

She got the same type of specific inflated ego that wrestlers who hang out in group DMs get, but she’s in Congress

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you watch a random episode of tales from the crypt and its shot by dean god damn cundey

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they were always against the bad thing the second they’re fucking out of office

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it kind of rules that PAC will never get the constant eddie guerrero tribute spots because the only people who can replicate his big moves are absolute freaks like ricochet and ospreay

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mancow declined because the interview was going to be about his career and Mancow hates talking about himself.

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ricochet should start doing the black arrow and win the C2

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

over the last two weeks he’s looked as good as ever and xavier worthy has less than 50 yards total in those games with the most routes ran on the team

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Big The Cryptkeeper Fan @coprophagy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

glenn danzig went from making punk rock about spooky monsters to making metal about spooky monsters

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