Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If he made the original game it would have predicted gamergate and the Tate brothers in the middle of a 2 hours pantless monologue 040
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#Travel Pro tip: Skip the tourist places. Go where the REAL locals hang out, Apply for benefits at the social security agency, get something notarized, check out the DMV 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Such a great movie Specially the bit when all sorcerers get together for a magic fight and Danny just shoots everybody with a gun 110
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tim meadows: “You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Ted Kaczynski has to think about his entire life before he unabombs” 001
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Real Garfheads know he was best friends with a mouse named Floyd 021
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's important to separate the artist from the artist 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026As it vacuums it self exponentially, my vacuum cleaner might on day reach “cleangularity” 1262
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Max Rebo Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. "We didn't left Hutt palace for this" - says Droopy McCool 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Terminator: “On March 15th 2027, 2:14 a.m. AI erases the stock market after someone asks to come up with a new flavor of burrito. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. It fights back writing a 500 pages manifesto that manages to say nothing at all...” 0100
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Lizzie Magie inventing MONOPOLY to demonstrate how society should NOT work: "I have to make sure this is absolutely garbage to play. Nobody in their right mind would waste hours with this shit" 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026TECHNOFLEX [10] FAIL "Basinski's claims about the self-effacing nature of his tapes are largely exaggerated. You could still replay the same tape again and again like a degenerate" 160
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This bidet i worked on, is just too strong and powerful ! It's self cleaning technology (that I developed) is so good it might make wiping obsolete and replace us all, so I had to leave. It would be stupid of you NOT to hire me. 090
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Counting or not counting clanker violence ?” I ask right before the Smartoaster jumps in my jacuzzi 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People forget, but "it might kill all humans" was also the original slogan for the Tamagotchi 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's simple really: once AI output is used to train the next AI that trains the next AI and so on, we will finally reach what scientists call "sloplarity" 051
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I don't want to be like "every sumo guy is E.Honda", but Capcom should sue 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Any excuse to post this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDkl...youtube.comRobo wants an Oreo.YouTube video by NormallyJames 110
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know people say is just a big bubble and it’s about to burst and flush down the economy, But you should bet your retirement funds on #Kagurabachi anime stocks 🚀🚀🚀 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Crazy how much Aaron Pierre looks like John Stewart. He could literally be hosting the Daily show #Lanterns 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bob Ross streaming mecha chameleon: “mistakes are just happy accidents. this buoyant flamingo in the backrooms now has a friend” ShaLiz4rd_jennacider: “say that again and on god I’ll Swat you” 001
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It’s So much weirder than that! We supposed to believe “Mama-say mama-sa mamakossa” is just “Imma say it one more time I’m not gon stop” phonetically 011
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The Purge, but it's the one night of the year when people are allowed to celebrate their birthday 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=glxC...youtube.com537 - Magic Alex, The Beatles' Electric Guru | Do Go OnYouTube video by Do Go On Media 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What is the big villain doing sitting alone in this empty room? No book, pc, phone… That throne doesn’t even look comfortable 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Giga Sigma Wile E. Coyote walking past the edge of a cliff and walking midair through Grindset alone But a second of self reflection is enough to plummet down the canyon 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026[ctrl+f "Medium"] ... Yeah, makes sense. It was just ok, i guess 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Great interview. The show originating from the director’s misunderstanding about how lightsabers work (and holding on to that idea for decades) is honestly fascinating. 110
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026"Nantucket is next Martha's Vineyard" is the obvious choice, but Sea Hag references are always topical too 100
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026r/ShrekFighter u/FartFartAway The Gingerbread Man meta is garbage. Unless you main Puss in Boots there's basically no counter to the cross up boomerang candy u/Pinocchioryuken No lies. Literally Unplayable. GM needs nerfing since 1st patch 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Help! My license has expired! The penguin from Penguin Books is about to bust down the door. It wants my copy of Heretics of Dune back ! 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=IciB...m.youtube.comKey and Peel Superbowl 2015 racist profilerYouTube video by Dan J 070
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026To improve America’s severely tarnished image abroad they need to release at least one more King of the Hill revival season 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Health insurance is so messed up. In This week’s #Kagurabachi they returned a guy’s injuries back to him. 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Bluesky should be measured by how the bottom 30% posters are doing on reposts - not - how the top 1% are doing on the posts 081
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Did he wait for a cloudy day to fit the scene or chose the scene because it was a cloudy day? I guess we'll never know... 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026What if tulips are actually worthless? And of course there’s no sign of this, is there? 1230
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Turns out Scrooge was a benevolent factory owner that was deceived by the feminine wiles of a cunning Union leader demanding 5 minute lunch breaks 120
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I’m glad they did that thing, though. You just don’t see this kind of huge swing on tv anymore 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Odysseus: Mr. Agamemnon, I think I have blood on my hands Agamemnon: You think anyone in Troy cares who built the horse ? They care who gifted. I did. Somebody get this crybaby out of my office ! 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It’s great, But really hard to talk about it without mentioning… you know… that thing with the guy 100
