Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#Travel Pro tip: Skip the tourist places. Go where the REAL locals hang out, Apply for benefits at the social security agency, get something notarized, check out the DMV 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tim meadows: “You're gonna have to give him a moment, son. Ted Kaczynski has to think about his entire life before he unabombs” 001
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's important to separate the artist from the artist 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Max Rebo Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. "We didn't left Hutt palace for this" - says Droopy McCool 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Lizzie Magie inventing MONOPOLY to demonstrate how society should NOT work: "I have to make sure this is absolutely garbage to play. Nobody in their right mind would waste hours with this shit" 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“Counting or not counting clanker violence ?” I ask right before the Smartoaster jumps in my jacuzzi 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People forget, but "it might kill all humans" was also the original slogan for the Tamagotchi 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know people say is just a big bubble and it’s about to burst and flush down the economy, But you should bet your retirement funds on #Kagurabachi anime stocks 🚀🚀🚀 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Crazy how much Aaron Pierre looks like John Stewart. He could literally be hosting the Daily show #Lanterns 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Bob Ross streaming mecha chameleon: “mistakes are just happy accidents. this buoyant flamingo in the backrooms now has a friend” ShaLiz4rd_jennacider: “say that again and on god I’ll Swat you” 001
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The Purge, but it's the one night of the year when people are allowed to celebrate their birthday 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What is the big villain doing sitting alone in this empty room? No book, pc, phone… That throne doesn’t even look comfortable 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Giga Sigma Wile E. Coyote walking past the edge of a cliff and walking midair through Grindset alone But a second of self reflection is enough to plummet down the canyon 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 10/08/2026r/ShrekFighter u/FartFartAway The Gingerbread Man meta is garbage. Unless you main Puss in Boots there's basically no counter to the cross up boomerang candy u/Pinocchioryuken No lies. Literally Unplayable. GM needs nerfing since 1st patch 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Help! My license has expired! The penguin from Penguin Books is about to bust down the door. It wants my copy of Heretics of Dune back ! 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026To improve America’s severely tarnished image abroad they need to release at least one more King of the Hill revival season 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Health insurance is so messed up. In This week’s #Kagurabachi they returned a guy’s injuries back to him. 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Odysseus: Mr. Agamemnon, I think I have blood on my hands Agamemnon: You think anyone in Troy cares who built the horse ? They care who gifted. I did. Somebody get this crybaby out of my office ! 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Superhero inflation is out of control ! 10 superheros could buy DUNE hype in 2018 Now it buys Hunger Games Hype, at best 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2026England Fundamentally Misunderstands what a World Cup is. They talk about bringing a "cup" home, but you can't drink shit from this spherical golden rock thing 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Diving needs to be banned from the World Cup 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Pretty crazy how the most powerful people in the world are clearly miserable and will die bitter and unfulfilled despite never facing consequences Like, Really? you dragging everybody else just for the love of the game ? 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Just think of the amazing banquet of British cuisine waiting for England players if they bring the cup home 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 11/07/2026People used to seek poison in fiction, but now they only want the antidote to reality: I.e. watching Backrooms and imagining yourself buying furniture 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Scientists can’t explain how Egypt made that goal Many believe it was actually scored by extraterrestrial beings #worldcup 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Me shooting a cylinder and exploding a shark, saving the tourism of a small town * FIFA Ref: Offside !!! 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 28/06/2026GTA VI promises 20000 hours of in game opposing views podcasts called “MANdatory” and “Woke up this morning” 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My Bluetooth earphones using the last 25% of battery to deafening yell: “please charge” 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I live my life 402 meters at a time - metric Dom Toretto 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Famously, the original “Saw” takes place on September 10th to avoid Jigsaw’s “9/11 themed traps” phase 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/06/2026#Disclosureday really needed a scene where someone finds out aliens exist and just goes on with their life. Like, yeah Roswell happened, but I still have to put the bins out and wash the dishes 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 24/06/2026He was a math boy She was an empathy girl Can I #disclosure it any more obvious 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 21/06/2026MUPPET MILE The Count: “1 pac, 2 pac, 3 pac, 4. 4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1 pac You’re pac, he’s pac, your pac none.” 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Bluesky could become the Martha’s Vineyard of social networks #widowsbay 020
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Look at all this Hydration breaks ! #worldcup 010
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“can’t even sculpt ornaments with straight lines anymore! Because of baroque” - 1600s bitter artisan 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 03/06/2026#007firstlight should begin with James Bond real first day of work, taking coffee orders around the office, cleaning the dishes and not knowing you need a proper license to kill 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 31/05/2026ZK: Crazy that google AI is called gemini, because THAT is classic Leo behavior🤣 Me: Zodiac Killer !? I thought you were dead. ZK : I came back! Thanks to the power of AI. Support your local data center, folks!😃 000
Reposted by Copper MerchantCopper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Bro, just one more Data Center bro, bro I swear just one more Data center and it'll fix it bro, one more Data center 001
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 03/05/2026#Travel “The REAL Antártica only REAL penguins will tell you. The dark side of living in Deception Island” 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 01/05/2026King Charles: “First rule of the Royal carpool: No breaking wind in the Gold State Coach. The only gas this King wants to be smelling is unleaded!” Crowd goes wild* "This ain't the House of Commons. I Ain’t Scared of You Motherf**kers!" Crowd chants "woof" repeatedly* 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Memes made people go in. The quality made people stay. And Gacha games about horsegirls covered the costs. Now #Kagurabachi finally has an anime! 031
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Hey! I’m walking here! To the movies. To watch “practical magic 2”. #godzilla #godzillaminuszero 000
Copper Merchant @coppermerchant.bsky.social · 31/03/2026*At Arrakis club “This Fremen people are the worst dancers I’ve ever seen. Clumsy, awkward… No rhythm at all. I’m about to tear up this sand dance floor.” 000
