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The 4th Tweezer

@copenfagan.bsky.social
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I’m here…the reasons why can change by the minute. But i warn you that all knowledge seeming innocent and pure becomes a deadly weapon in the hands of avarice and greed. Give me some chicken nuggets, a beer, and a side of my wife’s ride, to stay.

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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 12h
A sticker on a public building that says “fuck AI and the people developing it”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And that one wasn’t even my fav. To each their own of course, but the one before the Bachelor where they do the rehearsals for the visit was some of the funniest Sunny to me of all time.
Dennis sternly and gruffly lowers his head to his audience and pleads with them “I need you to see this.”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just like Frank Reynolds’s skinny jeans, the jersey’s gonna need to be cutoff.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bart (holding the remote) turns to Lisa (seated on the couch) and says “WATCH THIS, LIS. YOU CAN
ACTUALLY PINPOINT THE SECOND WHEN HE REMEMBERS HE'S ANTHONY
COLANDRIA.”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Guess we should’ve seen this coming with that warning at the bottom 😂
VyStar Veterans Memorial Arena 

Everything You Need to Know Before You Go 

Presented by Pepsi

Phish Fall 2026 October 9 Vystar Veterans Memorial Arena Jacksonville FL

COLD ATTIRE RECOMMENDED
Please be advised, temperatures in the arena are cooler than usual due to the Hockey Season.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will this building still stand tomorrow after Phish blows the roof off tonight? Will Possum be the first repeat of tour since i saw one this morning? Will Theme be played because i saw Dolphins in the river too? Pop pop gets a Weigh? Confused? You wont be… after this episode of… #Phish
Exterior photo of the VyStar Veterans Memorial Arena on the north bank of the St Johns river in Jacksonville, FL
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Frank Drebin of Police Squad speaking in front of a crowded room declaring 

“I want a world where the democrats have a candidate worth voting for.”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Keeley Jones sits comfortably on the couch in Rebecca Welton’s office where the pitch of the Nelson Road Stadium can be seen in the background.

Caption: "I never know how to react when a grown man
beatboxes in front of me." - Keeley Jones
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If we don’t get it already in Jacksonville where it’s already rained almost nonstop the entire week.
Weather channel app forecast for Jacksonville FL

Fri, Oct 09 Rain showers in the morning with scattered thunderstorms arriving in the afternoon. High near 80F. Winds ENE at 10
to 20 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can’t be the only person that had this scene come to mind when they saw this lady right?
White House Press Secretary Jerry Ross and his date tour the White House.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing like Wordless in a thousand person room, with the disco ball going #MMJ #Fillmore
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And that’s why you use care when chopping with an axe or hatchet #Survivor51
J Walter Weatherman handing out a lesson to the children of George Bluth
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trusted voice?
Dave McFly in suit and tie asks Marty 

“When the hell did this happen?”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Real Frank Costanza energy
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So it’s the opposite of Happy Fun Ball?
A picture of Happy Fun Ball with the message “Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
May your future pass attempts all be sacks, batted balls, or pick 6s.
Homer Simpson shakes off the snow next to the school calendar which displays the month of Smarch and the first 12 days are x’d indicating the date is Friday Smarch 13

Homer says “Lousy Smarch Manning”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Similar energy
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mateer on the sidelines after the possession be like:
Coach Hisler gives Johnny Walker an earful about his future.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In the crowd at the SMU/FSU game a wig adorned FSU fan drinks from a bottle of water while wearing a sign that simply (aptly) reads 
“We are cooked”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Homer in his chili hat with airhorn. 

Homer labeled as “ME” 

The airhorn labelsed as “my bullshit”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dean Elias enjoys a cup of coffee at the Texas St football practice calling out “eternal vigilance is the price of integrity” 

(What an asshole)
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Krusty staring in astonishment.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Loved him in everything, and Clue is my favorite Curry, but i’m compelled to share one if my all time favorite moments of Delroy Lindo’s from the otherwise mostly “meh” movie Congo.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Doing the mob a favors?
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gotta love that by Season 15 it’s just accepted tradition.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Unintentional Simpsons
At the Simpson breakfast table, Homer gives Bart a stern look as he points a finger and fork in Bart’s direction. Bart is reluctantly eating a sausage link. 

Homer says “Bacon up that sausage, boy.”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Maybe they have contractual obligations to fulfill like Tracy
Tracy Jordan fulfills his contractual obligations, repeating at Liz Lemon 
“Wade Boggs Carpet World”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Thanks, was worried my brain was little too Sunny poisoned, if there is such a thing. Just excited for the return tonight.
An old bossy man, with sunken features, tells his audience that “All is well and patable and good.”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Elmer wasn’t the only only one Bugs tried to marry either
Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam walk a wedding aisle as a soon-to-be-married couple
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When i stayed in Philly for a week last year, did i go various places just because they appeared as settings in episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
Charlie Kelly reflects on his night staring at his new keepsake and says “hell yeah”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That comment has a lot of this energy…
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Never enjoyed couch tour as much as i did for this run. Where’s that fall tour announcement anyway? #Phish
4 old men from Vermont gaze upon their devoted masses.
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This whole MSG 90s thing has the 1.0’ers and 3.0’ers acting like the FBI in Die Hard Just like the Bomb Factory in ‘94 eh slick? #Phish
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The sound of silence must be deafening in the Garden. #Phish
Dr Peter Venkman stares incredulously and says “well there’s something you don’t see every day.”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It says “Do not bend” 🤷‍♂️ 😏
Postal Worker Newman sits in his bathrobe on his couch and while chuckling tells Jerry:

“Just crease, crumple, cram. You’ll do fine.”
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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The 4th Tweezer @copenfagan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’ll go on record with this excerpt between my buddy and I last Saturday during the 1st show at MPP… 15 min DEG, aaannndddd go!
iMessage conversation:

My buddy: 
Good. Lord. They’re truly on fire!! This is bonkers!!

Me:
Oh you by chance look setlist and see Mcgrupp>have mercy>mcgrupp

Also me:
Runaway jim jam no slouch either

Still me:
At this rate they’re gonna drop a 15min Dave’s Energy Guide at MSG 

At the bottom the timestamp for the next message off screen says “Sunday 7:55AM”
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