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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 16h

You guys made this happen. The sherrif’s nephew, he threatened to trade me a kicker for Colston Loveland. Your ADP made this happen. And now, you have backup running backs on your teams as starters. Well guess what. I’m starting backup running backs, too.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 17h

The Dolphins are 0-5 without Mike McDaniel. The Chargers are 0-5 with Mike McDaniel. In a literal “catch-22,”, this is the only time either offense has recorded 22 catches all season.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 21h

Weak esophageal sphincter is the new Low T

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

As someone who vehemently believes in monogamy I’m absolutely terrified to tell my husband how hard Josh Allen just fucked me tonight

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

the beautiful thing about the ongoing relationship between the NFL and fantasy football is that even when your fantasy team sucks big ole donkey dick you can at least be granted the temporary reprieve of rooting for your NFL team that also sucks big ole donkey dick

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Colston Loveland wasn’t being utilized so I sat him and started Kenyon Sadiq in Week 4 but then Sadiq got me 0-0-0 so I started Colston Loveland this week and now I’m all fucked up I think someone hired an Etsy witch

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ive never had a ballsack, but rostering Parker Washington and watching him drop 6-124-2 on my opponent before the noon slate even starts feels like having a big ole pair I tell ya

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

From an anti-ai perspective, a lopsided fantasy football trade is the most fantastically human thing any of us could do right now. It’s beautiful to see your friends actively valuing their own players in their own ways even if it’s dogshit dumb dumb stupid.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

kinky SEA conducting boys on Mixon’s internet physical 🤝 SHOW ME YOUR FEET

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

when you’re 1-3, but so is half the league

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here, Brian Robinson Jr. You deserve a break, too.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Let’s be honest, if Dennis Allen was still the coach Kendre Miller would’ve been put on IR during halftime, right?

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Here, Bijan Robinson. You deserve to take a break during the half.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Bijan scores 90 seconds in Saints FG missed Kendre Miller fumble

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

started Javonte Williams, Nico Collins, CeeDee Lamb, and Woody Marks in my home league today I’m spent

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My 0-3 team with Javonte Williams, CeeDee Lamb, and Nico Collins coming out to play

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Scott Rinear @munderdifflinff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m on the field with him @cooterdoodle.bsky.social !!

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

going to my 20-year high school reunion tonight and when they ask me how I’ve been I won’t even be able show off my fantasy team because half the players are on fucking IR

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sure. I can’t always remember how old I am, but I know every single lyric to each of these in order, by heart.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

rooting for interceptions is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I AM ACTUALLY GLAD IM 0-3 BECAUSE PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE YOU AT THIS LEVEL

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Traded for Tyler Shough this morning

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I actually am glad I’m 0-3 because people underestimate you at this level and so it’s actually pretty good if you think about it because of the underestimation so it’s fine that I’m 0-3 I really am happy this happened because if you think about it from that perspective it’s smart

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All these whores on waivers tried to pay money to Sadiq this morning. But I won the bid. So they can Sa my Diq now.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need 23.15 fantasy points tonight to secure the win, but I need it from Colston Loveland.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As someone who vehemently believes in monogamy I’m absolutely terrified to tell my husband how hard Drake Maye fucked me yesterday

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tyler shough is my king my sweetheart my babyboy my black and gold god

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Tyler shough to Juwan Johnson”

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Refs anytime the saints stop the raiders

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Imagine this is your daughter and you see her on TV struggling through something during the game, a million things swirling through your head as a parent like oh god my daughter is a packers fan

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The guys who drafted the wrong B Robinson watching him score

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

a Penix leaving everyone wanting more in its debut what a shocker

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The nfl? The official sponsor of Anheuser-Busch?

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

watching Drake London get a new QB gives me hope for a new day like tomorrow where I hope my coworker doesn’t heat up fish in the office for lunch

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Drafting Colston Loveland is a lot like heating up fish in the office for lunch. Even if you aren’t the one doing it, it stinks for everyone close to the guy that did

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Understable Genius @stixnstoned.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me too. And I have a penis.

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I blew way too much FAAB on Tyler Shough this morning, but now it makes sense

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The problem is that I have data to back up my decision to bench him, but I know the second I move Colston Loveland out of my lineup he’s going to score a touchdown and it might actually give me an anger boner and I won’t know what to do with those feelings or with the boner

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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

THIS STORY IS GOING TO DO IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO CALEB WILLIAMS

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