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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

mostly away from this place but you're certainly still in Alternia in some random alleyway. Now, you wonder if Karkat's in this one. Time to bug him if so.

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

> Dave try not to laugh with his corny spew. bro im not like the mega neutron genius here but separate timelines already exists like tons of em i know since ive experienced it like hella times already but hey if thats the case see ya then > With that you use your things to fuck outta here-

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

rare occasions where theres a lot of different johns around rather than a bunch of different mes around not that i mind more reason to chill with my dude

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ᴊᴏʜɴ ᴇɢʙᴇʀᴛ @zoosmell-pooplord.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

"𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕀 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤!" John Egbert, 13 years old and not a day older. Muse portrayal is at the start of the comic Mun still new to Homestuck, but does get the general idea.

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

yeah no not happening ive dealt with trolls before dont need to slap on a mask and larp my way acrossalternia anyway just point me to the door ill bounce keep your cosplay club intact no hard feelings

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

> Dave slid the papers back across the counter, already tucking his apple juice back into his sylladex like he’d just remembered he had better things to do. (what the fuck is this dude even rambling about? canon branches blood samples-this is some tier-level nerd shit)

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

bro youre hearing things i didnt say any of that > He just turns his back away from Olie, if he looks at Dave behind he'd notice his ears are a little red. anyways ciao just send me your address later or some shit like that if youre making food

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

man youre so cute sometimes- i mean gay youre so gay bro what-

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

sure shortie as if im a bottom bitch enough to do that and with the way youre actin around me id say you are one

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

yo chill too early for you to say youre gonna blow my dick off

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

>He tilted his shades down just enough to meet Sal’s eye, smirk tugging at his mouth. but hey if paperwork and gadgets are your kink ill humor it just dont expect me to rock a fake mustache or some bargain-bin trench coat

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

yeah see heres the thing ive already dealt with trolls dont exactly need to play dress-up and do this gay mask shit just to walk around if alternia wants a piece of me they can line up

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

> He eyed Sal’s raised brow. yeah travelers the word no yelp reviews no directions just vibes so whats the starter kit here mask and trench coat or you got the deluxe brooding backstory package?

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

> Dave took another sip, unbothered. auto shop huh? i was betting on mafia hideout-slash-time criminal safehouse but sure tire rotations work too-

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

any moment now and you might just see this guy asking for his cheese

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

and youre saying youre cooking for us? you sure youre on gordon ramsay kinds of levels because dawg youre sounding like you aint got that skills not that ive tasted your food yet maybe i might reconsider if it taste awesome gotta wait for that strider food critique review yknow

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

> With a sudden pop like reality sneezed, Dave just appeared, apple juice carton in hand, shades gleaming under the lights. > He looked around, slurped once, then went. yo wtf… am I in some sorta mafia hideout?

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

wait what- >You'd think he'd know his shit already with this but with how life has been treating him soft lately... it hits him- Right on his face. > Cal is just on his face. GAAAHAHHHFBFBFHDH > Trauma is back at him dealing with this bullshitry again.

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

man shut uuuuup bro holy shit youre just embarrassing yourself rn my gay just simple stuff dinner

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

no > If he looks at Dave rn his face is actually a bit red as well

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

hey woah now i didnt say that like man take me to a fine ass dinner first then maybe if youre lucky

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

well who says you cant date a guy like me > Bro fr just says it nonchalantly.

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

oh my god man relax > Dave just casually puts his arm around Olie's shoulder. i aint gonna be too much of a douche to a bro would i? so just take the condom man

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

what you think me giving you one means i wanna fuck you ir something it's just bros being bros helping out man

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

then just take this shit man if you know how to then impress some ladies or dudes or both unless you got someone locked in > It's like the arrows are pointing towards Dave for this lol.

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

dude dont tell me you dont know how to put shit on your dick do i have to teach ya everything

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

@livelymemer.bsky.social hey here > Bro just casually hands him a condom--. try not being a virgin and join the cool club with your boy dave

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

thats what a virgin would say dude stop making yourself too obvious its embarrassing man

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

bro youre soundin like someone i know which hey aint a bad thing just funny as fuck tbh but dont worry man you being a virgin is safe with me i mean then again people might give one look and say "yeah this dude hasnt fucked yet"

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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

dude chill youre speaking like a virgin here wait > Squiiiints my bad dawg you probably are a virgin lol

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