iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Each copy of the dream moon has this place called the Mad Engineers Guild. It's just a bunch of brainless chess people waffling around their shitty laboratories making completely nonfunctional machines and scratching their heads like doofuses.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

So basically SBURB limits your ability to alchemize cool shit and progress to fast by adding some arbitrary cap on how much Grist you can actually store. Y'know, First player in the session can hold 20 of a given type, Second player gets 200, Third gets 2000, etc etc.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Both of those topics require their own mini articles with how much bullshit there is to cover. You wanna hear about the Guild or the Gutter first?

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Probably. Feature isn't useable at all unless you've got some device that can read CD-ROMS and is also SBURB-enabled. Which are becoming increasingly rare these days, so? Maybe you're in luck.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Upon entry of additional players new items become available to deploy. The second player allows (Among other things) the GristTorrent CD to be deployed. It is a program used to whisk away all of your friends hard earned treasures while they do the same to you.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

If I hadn't been awake for 23 hours, I'd have probably responded to this by, I don't know, maybe ironically editing your stupid glasses onto that image of the dog begging for boiling water? Game sucks butt, dude. Longer you spend on that loading screen the longer you get to be in denial about that.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Technically the class is meant to to bring "change." In application, it's basically a walking nuclear bomb that's destined to go off at some point during a session.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

you have to die for the safety of like literally everybody i think

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

what the hell is your native classpect what even are you even i usually have this shit pinned based on a persons proclivities within the first 10 minutes of meeting them but you're like some fucked up enigma that cannot be described through typical means

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Okay. I'm not going to condemn you for having shitty taste but we clearly disagree on this topic and maybe many others.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

================================================== REVIEW OF TONY HAWK ==================================================

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

You're the only person who's opinion on this I would even slightly give a fuck about. You are my target audience. Do I make a review on Tony Hawk? Not the games, I don't care about them. I mean the guy. Do I drop a Tony Hawk Review?

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Listen dude I haven't advocated for people to wear helmets since I started working for Red Bull but at some point I think you gotta take a step back and realize when it's time to call it. Or don't I guess. I don't know I'm not your fucking guardian.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

And here we have a case study on why Seers always end up with eye damage.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Okay fuck it. Send the pictures then I don't fucking care. Girl thinks she can psyche me out with this. I'll play your games.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Motherfucker I am not dense. I know that you totally have a thing for me or whatever the hell. I just think offering to send me that is a pretty significant step up.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I think there's a significant difference between "not frothing at the mouth at the prospect of seeing a titty" and "fumbling the bag" but I don't know how you fuckin' virgins think so whatever.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Well from where I'm standing it seems like you're making some sort of pass at me.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

You are going to saturate your home with the persistent smell of lemon lime. When your wax wings melt to not say that I did not warn you.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I've wanted to write about this exploit for a while and this is about the closest it's gonna come to naturally arising so consider this a fun activity for when you get your hands on whatever godawful beverage you're trying to create.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I wonder what my old Biznasty mutuals are doing. Probably dead actually who I am fucking kidding.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

There's not much you can really pinpoint unless you also know your aspect. There's also not much advice I can give you on how to USE these visions you're getting because of the same. They are an entirely normal thing, though. The visions, I mean.

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—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 @octogenesis.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

So apparently the aforementioned lack of brainitude I posses is gonna be a pretty consistent problem because I'm not sure if this is a backhanded insult or a genuine compliment.

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