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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

drove through Seattle’s reddest suburb and saw a Christian-owned weed dispensary. even our conservatives are lib-pilled

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’ve now seen Matthew McConaughey narrate pregame hype videos for every type of football

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I only remember to use this app like once a quarter. But I’ll be here more now that it has group DMs!

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

RIP Rock Bottom, your star burned too brightly for this world* *or at least for the Bellevue Galleria outdoor mall

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

just ordered a steak dinner at Dave & Buster’s. thank you for tuning in for “Rock Bottom with Cool Hand Luka”

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

by far the best decision my town made was using the Law & Order font for all the municipal building signage

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

After coaching tonight’s Little League game, one of my players said he wants to be a coach just like me. I was in shock. Wiping a tear from my eye, I told him that our city and Little League Baseball Inc. would be out of their goddamn minds to allow a six year old to coach.

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

to my son who just excitedly quipped his sister is like a “built-in car horn” while I forced her into her car seat mid-meltdown: excellent joke, but maybe now isn’t the time

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

my beautiful boy what in the fuck are you talking about

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

“Why is it called Mother’s Day? Why don’t they call it ‘Gummum Day?’” - my kindergartner, finally showing the courage to ask the hard-hitting questions

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I identify as ChatGPTQ because I’m constantly Questioning the intelligence of people who use ChatGPT

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

my “2026 World Drivers Champion Oscar Piastri” preseason prediction doesn’t look so foolish anymore, does it?

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

idk if they gave out prizes, but I hope a giant prize went to the kid who made a whole science experiment about whether or not he could operate his dad’s Alexa device

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

at a science fair and I found the most honest hypothesis in the scientific method’s 3500-year history

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

now driving through White Settlement, Texas, a town with what I assume is a very innocuous name

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I can understand why a state as small as Texas would adopt a sort of tribalistic, “strength in numbers” group mentality

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

a cool feature of Texas architecture is that every single house has the Lone Star featured somewhere on it this serves as a way for residents to communicate to their neighbors, “I also live here in Texas, just like you”

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Florida’s HC is wearing a Tim Tebow jersey lol okay lady

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

at the NCAA Women’s Gymnastics Championships with my gymnastics-obsessed wife “men could do all of this better if they wanted to,” I seethe fatly as I take another sip from my 24oz beer

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

call ‘em Walter and Jesse because they’re growing crystals

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Sweaty and pale and bloated is he COOL HAND LUKA

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I’d say my daughter’s bedtime routine is going well

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Issaquah Arco,,, welcome to the resistance

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I enjoy ranch as a condiment as much as all of my Great Plains trash ancestors, but this is a bridge (or arterial blockage) too far for me

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

this is the shit Ian Malcolm was warning us about

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

hmu if you wanna split the Kansas City Great Wolf Lodge’s ranch milkshake with me

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Sure, but I feel like that responsibility also falls on us because they’re made out of bronze and aren’t alive

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

If you’re cold, your town’s pioneering entrepreneurs are cold. Bring them inside.

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

heading to St. Louis for a work thing, hit me with your top arches I should check out

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

heading to an elementary school talent show

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

don’t talk to me until I’ve had my energy waffle

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

sure, you can get beef jerky just about anywhere these days, but there’s only *one* place where you can get the whole beef jerky experience

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

finally, a place to buy shoes like the ones they have on Broadway, a street most famous for its shoe shopping

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

You should be flattered. Have you seen his wife’s cans?!

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

this is the flagship Costco too, so I kind of respect the big brass balls of doing this directly beneath the gaze of Costco HQ

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

He’ll rightfully treat SVU as a public service and make it run ad-free

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

shoutout to the couple enjoying dinner in a Costco aisle (?) while sitting in the display office chairs (??) and putting their hot dogs directly atop the products on the shelf (???)

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

carving jack-o-lanterns with two kids who are *very* particular about their designs while I have a sinus infection, what could possibly go wrong

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I’m not saying Jane Goodall fucked the chimps, but I *do* assume she could objectively recognize which ones were the sexy ones

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Costco food court across the street ❤️

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Cool Hand Luka @coolhandluka.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

meet me at the Costco corporate offices if you want an ass kicking

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