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Domino’s is served in Hell.

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They deserve it! Cancel Domino’s!

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You’re not really God! Cool Cat knows the truth!

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Hi Pete! We‘d love you to promote our Patriotic Cool Cat book Cool Cat Loves the Soldiers! It supports every branch of the military, even the pretend ones! Talk soon! -“Daddy” Derek Savage

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

HOW DARE THEY PULL THIS CRAP WITH ME AGAIN!!!

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He stole my idea! Punk! We are going to be the REAL first theatrical AI movie!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Be warned that Chipotle is PUNKING you when they offer you “free queso”—it is a TRICK to get you to buy chips to go with them and that is not cool! If you dip your quesadillas in it you WILL get the runs! Yuck! Do NOT be their PUNK! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Why aren’t you answering my calls?

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sonic WISHES he was as cool as me! But no one is cooler than Cool Cat!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We had to protect the kids from rude service!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Cool Cat here! I got my account back from Dirty Dog! He was saying nasty things! He must work for Domino’s!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As a proud Italian Spanish Portuguese, we had every right to be offended!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hood Rat’s a weirdo. I told him ”BLM!” sarcastically and then he gave me a lengthy word salad about “African American privilege.” I don’t think he’s actually black.

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m Dirty Dog! Wanted you all to know that Cool Cat shaves down there, and it looks atrocious! Do not ask how I learned this information, or I will bite your leg and give you AIDS! Rawr!

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You won’t be laughing when we win the Academy Awards!

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Greetings from Dirty Dog Land! I hope Cool Cat is having a terrible Friday! He knows what he did! Rawr!

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I’m Dirty Dog! And I want you all to know that Derek Savage is an undiagnosed autistic. This has been a Dirty Dog PSA. By the way, you stink!

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I had to do it. He makes Shaq look like Eminem.

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Dirty Dog here! I’m an atheist, and I think God is going to send you to Hell for following Cool Cat! Rawr!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dirty Dog here. I just ran into Cool Cat’s weird rapper friend Hood Rat. He told me “yo, yo, yo!” I told him “NO, NO, NO!” Then I called him a British insult! rawr!

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Rawr! I’m Dirty Dog! And I’m gonna eat Cool Cat up, because I’m huge!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s mine! Cool Cat’s account is finally mine! Now I will reach his DOZENS of followers! Ha, ha, ha! Stay tuned, kids!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Did Charlie Kirk ever recover from his boo-boos?

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh go suck on a Tootsie Pop, Mr. Owl.

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They’re having a farting contest. Who wins?

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But really tho, why did she do blackface? Why does she still have supporters?

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hood Rat called and he says you’re a cracker 😎

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Cool Cat LOVES his sausage! We should all make Domino’s pay for making me wait!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

That’s a great idea! We’ll boogie Woogie with Ed!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Mama Cat is a great cook! And so sexy!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

CANCEL MCDONALD MAN! They just made my Quarter Pounder WRONG and REFUSED to give me a double refund for my trouble! McDonald’s will no longer have Cool Cat’d business! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A KID SENT THIS TO ME SCREAMING AND CRYING! I HAD TO TELL HIM IT’S MAKE BELIEVE AND I AM OKAY! WHY DOES THE LIBERAL MEDIA ALLOW THIS HATEFUL AND SLANDEROUS CRAP? ANYWAY I BEAT THAT FAT UNICORN‘S FAT GASSY BELLY! BECAUSE COOL CAT ALWAYS WINS!

Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We made the Tweeter news for this!

Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@dominos-pizza.bsky.social I’m following you now. I never forgive. I never forget.

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Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is absolutely unacceptable! Whenever my Daddy Derek makes a “delivery“ he always does so MUCH faster than 15 minutes! Just ask Mama Cat!

Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You see? I told you Mitch was alive!

Cool Cat @coolcatlovesyou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I just gave Mitch a visit. It went according to plan.