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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The average American mind still operates under barbaric notions of mob justice and public hangings. This shit is deplorable, and so is the fact that so many people are on board with this

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Claim: I am winning at life and Donald Trump is not. Evidence: I ate a free Vienna Beef hot dog on a poppy seed bun today, and there is no evidence I can find of Donald Trump doing the same. Checkmate 😎

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Historians generally suggest that he was thin and tall (a statue of Johan de Witt, the Prime Minister in question, in The Hague). Never underestimate a group of people that are starving and blaming you in particular, I suppose…

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They’re a whole lot more mellow nowadays. Keep in mind that all of this crazy stuff happened before the secession of Belgium.

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

People tend to forget how insane the Dutch used to be. In 1534 a Dutch-led Protestant cult created a theocratic dictatorship in Münster, expelled the Christians they didn’t like, and fought for like 2 years to keep control of the city. The cages they were executed in still hang from the cathedral.

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Yes. Some of the more famous lynchings that we know about also featured the auctioning off of body parts as souvenirs part. It’s even less sensible for those Southerners to do it because at least those Dutch lynchers were starving and holding someone in a position of power responsible…

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The angry mob brutalized him and his brother, roasted them over a fire, ate them, and auctioned off body parts as souvenirs. No punches pulled there

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Or, as they’d say in Huttese: KOOSE JE SOLO UM UN TUUKRA-CHARKEE

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Farmers are loud and annoying about their politics everywhere, it seems…

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Good. A healthy and thriving transit system gets unconfident drivers off the road, and provides options for people who can’t afford cars. This will also make life better while gas prices are astronomical. Regardless of your transportation of choice, a successful NITA makes your commute shorter.

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The most fearsome jaguar rears up, preparing to ambush an unsuspecting creature of the jungle

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The sensation of a stalking beast floods your subconscious. The primal ape residing in your mind fears the mighty leopard.

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The bravest. The strongest. May the chicken treats flow in his future.

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It’s always mildly surreal to see Uni next to a more average-shaped cat like this. Like, rationally, I know minuets are small with stubby lil legs, but I tend to forget the actual proportional difference when it’s not right in front of me

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

A mimic, or a horrible little creature of the same effect… what a horrible way to die!

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Good. One small step to proving the rest of the country and their backwards, automotive-lobbied urban planners wrong as hell. Accessible rail and bus networks is better for everyone, including drivers

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Ik ben Nederlands aan het leren, hoe zeg je “itty-bitty”

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

There already is such a vaccine, unfortunately, it’s made of lead and protects the host from having a pulse, too…

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Ho ho ho… Lorda Uni naga lacka tuukra-charkee smak telia…

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Uni’s a Minuet, which is derived from the Munchkin breed. It’s called that for a reason, lol. Still tho, it’s kinda jarring seeing Uni next to a standard-shaped cat

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The two of them spent their Sunday morning having a lovely conversation with Charlie Kirk

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I work in nursing homes. Dude’s got maybe til December 2027 at maximum if we’re being generous. His health is awful and if he were a normal bum like the rest of us he’d’ve been moved to a dementia ward or hospice or something by now

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This heat and humidity is no joke. This is a sampler for what’ll inevitably knock on our doors come August.

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The difference is that samoyeds heads are filled with nothing but floof and love, making more standard emotions impossible

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Unfortunately may have to settle for a black atheist… the sound of Conservative seething would be too damn loud if a trans person helped bring them to justice. Would really put a damper on the party, y’know?

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Go after the grocery stores next. Bake the taxes into the sticker price

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It doesn’t help that so many cities make it damn near illegal to run under a communist party

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Eh, Satan’s 18-wheeler missed him when he hit the other turtles, now that he’s evolved the big man below needs to get creative

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Don’t forget the prescription for LED headlights 40,000 lumens higher than the legal limit with a pattern optimal for blinding sedan drivers to help cure their fragile egos, or the 2-foot suspension lifts to make everyone feel as small as they are

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

None of the things in the post failed. All of them were built to damage regulations/reputations and/or line the pockets of Trump and his multibillionaire buddies. Trump and his closest cronies have gotten filthy rich off of all these “”failures””

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Okay but washing machines still require more effort than pressing a button. Even if you’re the type to not sort your colors you still need to gather it, put it in, and later put it away. Just because there’s less effort doesn’t make the effort nonexistent

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Ho ho ho… Lorda Umi naga lacka tuukra-charkee smak telia…

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Their sweets and snacks are better than their meals

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Yeah, the stock market manipulation was pretty blatant. Multiple times, something bad ab Iran gets announced, stock market tanks, Trump’s family gets caught buying up stocks, wait a week and a half, announce “imminent peace deals” or smth like that, stock market soars, Trump and Co. make millions

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

With more recent knowledge, I wouldn’t be surprised it several of those were money laundering/fronts/other various guinea pigs for the Russian mob

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

The fact he isn’t celebrated as the pillar of superhero cartoons he deserves to be recognized as is nothing short of baffling to me

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