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@convolutedusername.bsky.social

Transfem, early 20s, in college. Not very good at these types of bios.

convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Claim: I am winning at life and Donald Trump is not. Evidence: I ate a free Vienna Beef hot dog on a poppy seed bun today, and there is no evidence I can find of Donald Trump doing the same. Checkmate 😎

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Don’t forget the prescription for LED headlights 40,000 lumens higher than the legal limit with a pattern optimal for blinding sedan drivers to help cure their fragile egos, or the 2-foot suspension lifts to make everyone feel as small as they are

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

As someone who grew up in a town that had everyone’s brains thoroughly rotted by MAGA nonsense, I’m fully convinced that the CPUSA could win the presidential election if their candidate was sufficiently racist. The redneck voter bloc loves labor protections when minorities aren’t included

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Wish I could wake up tomorrow morning to find out the last twoish years were a dream and that it’s actually Spring of 2024 and Trump died in prison

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Your feed is actually put together via procedural generation, and the seed is generated by taking samples from an eternal jam sesh performed by Al Gore and assigning values based off of the audio frequencies. Thus, the Al Gore Rhythm powers modern social media

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convolutedusername.bsky.social @convolutedusername.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

With Trump “assassination” attempts becoming farther and farther removed from the president geographically, we can extrapolate (given an exponential growth of distance over time) that Trump will claim a guy accidentally blasting his own foot off with a shotgun in Nome, Alaska in 60ish days

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