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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I got this one: Hitler was a vegetarian

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It’s a cleaner look tho

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Gloria Steinem: interned at the CIA, or some shit. Lefties: she bad Vladimir Putin: former head of Russia’s CIA Lefties: based anti-imperialist.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Here’s some Facebook pro-confederacy slop I don’t mind sharing: “white supremacy, fighting Marxism since 1861”

Caption: “fighting Marxism since 1861”
Pictures: Confederacy rebel flag, over pictures of Karl Marx and Lincoln

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

What about the canary in a goldmine? That seems like a better deal.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’d like to be a “Karen” of communism: “I was told there would be no state.” 🧑🏼

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Guess what? I have Trump Derangement Syndrome. It’s been fucking up my life for 10 years with pain & suffering, lost income, etc, so I’m going to sue Trump for $50b.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Donkey to Shrek: “I didn’t think you were a big, stupid, ugly ogre when I met you,” Are they coding Shrek as Fetterman on purpose, now?

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Filed under “shit liberals say about communism that makes communism seem better if you think about it.”

FB post: “For fuck’s sake, Socialism is NOT communism.
Capitalism-anybody can be rich
Communism-nobody can be rich
Socialism-anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor.”

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Olden days socialism: “Will there be wage labor and commodity production under socialism?” Nowadays socialism: “can we get the capitalism we had 50 years ago?”

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What Americans deserve: a salty/sweet treat whenever we want What Americans got: 9-11

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If I made a zombie movie, I’d have a cameo with RFKJ giving a press conference where he’s encouraging people to get bitten by zombies, to boost zombie virus resistance & create herd immunity.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

What if Fulci had been in charge of infectious diseases, instead of Fauci? That would’ve been awesome.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Taylor’s version of lettuce is the kind that gives you diarrhea. That’s a good enough joke.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Who should be the next Senator to kick it: 1. Festerman 2. Rand Paul 3. Chuck Schumer ?

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Trump in 2027: “I’m running for another term. This term doesn’t count, b cause I didn’t put my hand on the Bible when I took the oath. Mya-ha-ha!”

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Masters Of The Universe Skeletor: Until Next Time

Alt: Masters Of The Universe Skeletor: Until Next Time

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’m going to start a grassroots movement called MAGFO: Make America Good For Once. Mucho patriotic.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

American politics boiled down to the essentials: “Do not cum.”—losing message “I’m gonna cum”—winning message

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I fucking hate this planet. If I ever got the chance, I would sell it out to aliens so fast, it would make your head spin.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Between the two pseudo-religious authoritarian hate cults, who would’ve thought the Nation of Islam would be way more benign than the Nation of Israel?

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I’d like to make a movie where the first scene is a 20-minute long establishing shot.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

They must’ve used the same quality rubber to reseal the Reflecting Pool, as was in the condom that was supposed to prevent Don Jr.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Communism = electrification + autism

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Pitch: a blaxploitation version of 2000 MANIACS called “Friday the Juneteenth.”

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Joe Rogan’s punk-ass douchery regarding this incident has largely flown under the radar IMO

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Why do libs have to ruin Hate Trump Day with “Obama Appreciation Day?” You’re just reminding everyone that you agree Biden sucked.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

MAGA heads: “Haw! Haw! You have *TDS* LOL” MAGA Congress & Supreme Court: “it is now illegal to say any word, except “Trump.’”

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I loved I LOVE BOOSTERS, despite it dithering into what Zizek calls “Hollywood Marxism” territory towards the end. THEY LIVE Marxism. “Marxism” where the little guy defeats a corporate boss & gets a chance to keep being a small producer or wage laborer.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

No wonder California is the nation’s laughingstock/whipping post—we just take the lying MAGA bullshit about “rigged elections” and say, “B-but Karen Bass wanted to run against Spencer Pratt.” We should be like, “yeah, we rigged the elections. The fuck are you going to do about it?”

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My brother, in his early 60’s, had never *heard of* the movie SEVEN, until I just told him about it. I don’t expect everyone to know about everything in the culture, but there’s something about this degree/quality of disengagement I find somewhat sinister.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

“Democratic socialism” doesn’t make sense to me. Socialism is by definition democratic. If it’s not democratic, it’s not socialism. I think “social Democrat” is a better moniker, not that there is any historical baggage attached to *that.*

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Iran has to *sponsor* terrorism 🙄—they don’t have a dedicated Department of War to carry out their global terrorism.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

News from the future/ 2076: President AOC installs roller derby arena on White House lawn to celebrate nation’s 300th birthday.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The California primary is over, yet the Green Party’s Butch Ware still hasn’t been mocked sufficiently for not being able to have his shit together enough to get his name on a ballot that 61 other candidates were able to get on, including Livingforgod Andcountry Dermott.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Being a billionaire candidate shouldn’t be a deal breaker for leftists. In fact, it’s difficult to imagine how else someone who could be pro-environment, single payer, etc. and still run a viable, financially independent campaign. In California, the oil-backed machine Dem won anyway.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

No historical era can end, until all of its inherent potentialities and contradictions have played out…that’s why we need a Godzilla meets Gamera movie.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Sure Platner cheated on his wife, the person he swore to forsake all others for in a legal contract, with 6 different women, but he wouldn’t cheat on the Left, would he? After all, he’s been identifying as a leftist for months!

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Innovative new mattresses are coming out all the time.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

More like Distracting Attorney General

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Why does everyone say “one hundred percent?” How come it’s never “seventy-five percent?” I just don’t trust the metrics.

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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square mat

UFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

California voters: 22 m Gubernatorial candidates: 61 That should be about 327k votes/candidate

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

It’s election season, and there are a lot of ads for John Erickson for state senate. Whenever I hear one, it makes me think of Jon Erik Hexum, and I get sad.

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Ugly Convention @conventionugly.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

POV: you got drunk and fucked a squirrel, now you have to take the kid with you when you’re out looking for copper wiring.

Winnie the Pooh as a squirrel, cutting wires in a circuit box

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