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@contesso.bsky.social
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Are your shorts short 👀
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Happy Saturday
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m in Florida
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Those eyes
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Call me when you hit $60
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
New passport photo just dropped
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ethiopian!!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I may be depressed as hell but at least I had a cronut for the first time today and god damn that was good
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Starting Lexapro tomorrow watch this space!!!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Thank you for reining in my thirst
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I’ve never heard of this man til now but I’m barking at my phone
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I would like to go one year without a potential major medical event that causes me to panic beyond belief
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Snip snip
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Twinks are very dark-sided so this tracks
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Will be dreaming about this dip for months to come
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I haven’t been this excited about a new artist since I was in high school so I’m not ashamed to say I yelled when Chappell won
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Haven’t interacted with another human in 8 days
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The depressive urge to disappear off the face of the earth for a bit is too real
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’m sorry you’re going to be given a child that sounds terrible honestly
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I just recoiled
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Kelly’s roast beef logo
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Was it on sale
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I-2 my beloved
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Am I supposed to start saying this
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hiiiiii
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just because you can’t stand the sight of fat boys doesn’t mean you can body shame me Paul!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Alt 👀
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@ me next time you ornery old man!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Knowing you’ve been turning your data over to China all this time is oddly satisfying
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m already breaking out in hives I need my Shayla back
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The culture in question..
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Accidentally ordered 8 deodorants on Amazon
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It wasn’t me! It wasn’t me! But it sounds like something I would’ve done
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I kind envy people who are politically unaware. Must be blissful 😌
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Post some practice videos and we’ll tell you if you have the sauce for it
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I’ve been walking around saying “we’re having a chippy tea” all day in a vaguely British accent — i will miss you TikTok
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Either that or we all move to the Irish countryside and take up basket weaving and cattle farming
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Your AARP card should be arriving soon daddy
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Gonna throw myself into the sea
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
So handsome 🔥
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I love New York. I’ve always loved New York. The Yankees are the greatest team in the world.
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Jesus Christ almighty 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@paulynesian.bsky.social is the most Bostonian a person could be. Read into that what you will
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
🥹🥹🥹
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Been feeling really good where I’m at lately! Just thought I’d tell strangers on the internet!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Don’t let Paul know you’re from New York
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Oh he’s getting spicy on main
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
❄️
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