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@contesso.bsky.social
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Happy Saturday
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I’m in Florida
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
New passport photo just dropped
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ethiopian!!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I may be depressed as hell but at least I had a cronut for the first time today and god damn that was good
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Starting Lexapro tomorrow watch this space!!!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I would like to go one year without a potential major medical event that causes me to panic beyond belief
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Snip snip
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Will be dreaming about this dip for months to come
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I haven’t been this excited about a new artist since I was in high school so I’m not ashamed to say I yelled when Chappell won
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Haven’t interacted with another human in 8 days
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The depressive urge to disappear off the face of the earth for a bit is too real
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m already breaking out in hives I need my Shayla back
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Accidentally ordered 8 deodorants on Amazon
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I kind envy people who are politically unaware. Must be blissful 😌
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I’ve been walking around saying “we’re having a chippy tea” all day in a vaguely British accent — i will miss you TikTok
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Gonna throw myself into the sea
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Been feeling really good where I’m at lately! Just thought I’d tell strangers on the internet!
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
❄️
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m still emotional over the beef chow fun I had this afternoon
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Lunch Lady @braaaf.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The library of alexandria:
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Damn waking up next to someone you love on Christmas must be craaaaazy I should really work on not being unloveable in 2025
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Hiding in the bathroom at a Christmas party
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Got hit on by a lady at a Southie bar tonight but she very quickly clocked me and asked if I “lived with my partner”
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If I’m going to leave Twitter I’m going to need people to be more unhinged
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I wanna be the Club Chalamet of bears
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Greg Miller @gameovergreggy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I wonder when Chappell Roan wrote "Hot to Go" if she pictured my 3-year-old son belting it out in a public bathroom while I wiped his ass.
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Good news about a new app is I get to post all my old pics I already posted on the old one. I sure do love recycled gratification
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contesso.bsky.social @contesso.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Ugh I guess I’ll have to be charming and witty and incalculably handsome on this app too
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