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Uphold the Constitution

@constitutionfirst.bsky.social
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Atheist - Veteran - Lung Cancer Survivor - Trump Hater - In no particular order. As the banner says: "An Even Better Version May Be Available"

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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Got this text, not impressed
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
A moment of levity
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
In "totally unrelated" news, IKEA are donating this bedroom set to the White House.
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
And not all criminals are poor
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
In my youth, having someone "by the short hairs" was like rude. These days, it means they've grabbed my head.
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Can't blame her, she's working in close proximity to a vampire!
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I'm not sure, but I THINK that the last time a country surrendered "unconditionally" to us was right after we dropped nuclear bombs on them. Frightening post.
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"A few things" from Ikea. (Note the XXL Allen wrench in front)
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Spring has sprung.... ... a leak, and let winter back in!
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I suspect that once these foreign investors "re-shore" industries to the USA, Trump will "Tiktok" them by forcing them to sell companies to Americans. His "good friend Olly Gark," for example.
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
ICE at your front door? Do what I do and take a shovel to it! (jk, don't get violent)
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
What's Trump gonna say to this NTSB team when they refute his DEI "opinion."
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
If we stop having multi-billionaires, there'll be more humanity in the world.
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
"On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me SIX TASTY BEERS 🍻
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Say you were the nerd picked on at school without saying you were the nerd picked on at school. Also that you were president of the chess club. (Full disclosure: I was a picked-on nerd)
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Just pulled my seasonal pullover out today!
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
So one of the most-told lies will now always be true in the UK: "The Czech is in the Mail."
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Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Also not resigning....
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