Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 23/08/2025In "totally unrelated" news, IKEA are donating this bedroom set to the White House. 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 12/08/2025And not all criminals are poor 031
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 11/07/2025In my youth, having someone "by the short hairs" was like rude. These days, it means they've grabbed my head. 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Can't blame her, she's working in close proximity to a vampire! 011
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I'm not sure, but I THINK that the last time a country surrendered "unconditionally" to us was right after we dropped nuclear bombs on them. Frightening post. 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 06/05/2025"A few things" from Ikea. (Note the XXL Allen wrench in front) 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Spring has sprung.... ... a leak, and let winter back in! 120
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I suspect that once these foreign investors "re-shore" industries to the USA, Trump will "Tiktok" them by forcing them to sell companies to Americans. His "good friend Olly Gark," for example. 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 01/02/2025ICE at your front door? Do what I do and take a shovel to it! (jk, don't get violent) 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 30/01/2025What's Trump gonna say to this NTSB team when they refute his DEI "opinion." 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 18/01/2025If we stop having multi-billionaires, there'll be more humanity in the world. 010
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 30/12/2024"On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me SIX TASTY BEERS 🍻 000
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Say you were the nerd picked on at school without saying you were the nerd picked on at school. Also that you were president of the chess club. (Full disclosure: I was a picked-on nerd) 010
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Just pulled my seasonal pullover out today! 131
Uphold the Constitution @constitutionfirst.bsky.social · 16/12/2024So one of the most-told lies will now always be true in the UK: "The Czech is in the Mail." 010