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Constance Boo Chile (he/him)

@constancewhewchile.bsky.social
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This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This is my Bluesky.

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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 57m
Happy National Coming Out Day
Winona Ryder in black swan saying did you suck his cock
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 3h
Sorry Freddy and Jason, nothing gave me the creeps as a kid like Zeke the Plumber from Salute Your Shorts
Zeke the plumber from salute your shorts
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 7h
How I talk when the gummy hits
Diva from Drag Race Philippines saying "I am the future from the past that cannot be replicated"
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 19h
Me when I lead a seance
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Animated Snarled Ouija Board Seance
Alt: Animated Snarled Ouija Board Seance
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 21h
A scene from le gay bar Me: How are you? Gay: I just got here. Me: I’m aware. I have eyes. Gay, pointing at my glasses: Got two set of eyes. Me: And yet I still don’t see it for you.
Lushious Massacr smirking
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 22h
Paint the town red
Me in red overalls and a black and white geometric shirt
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 23h
Carrie (1976)
Carrie Bradshaw on her not wedding day, yelling out I am humiliated.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me after being at the grocery store and seeing all the booze people are buying because it's 80s degree
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Stanley Tucci: Gird Your Loins!
Alt: Stanley Tucci: Gird Your Loins!
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We saw you across the toy shelf and thought, “Pastels?”
Me holding onto Morticia and Gomez Addams action figures from the 90s animated series
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🎶It's feminine intuition 'Cause I always had a vision of us standing like this🎶
Mrs. Lovett and Sweeney Todd posing together
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you get ghosted by a gay who refuses to wear deodorant, call him a . . .
Funky Phantom, a HB character
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They did. It’s my pussy.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stephen King’s It (1990)
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Homey the Clown: Homey Don't Play Dat
Alt: Homey the Clown: Homey Don't Play Dat
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every Mike Flanagan quote about his adaptation of Carrie sounds like Jack Donaghy giving network notes in a b-storyline of 30 Rock.
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Jack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer?
Alt: Jack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer?
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly, work.
Me in pink overalls, a black dress shirt and a floral bow tie
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A bundle of sticks
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was on the phone.
Drew barrymore being asked what's her favorite scary movie in ScreamThe movie poster for Sex and the City 2
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Welcome to the stage, Fen-Phen O'Hara, she's really got her heart in it.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When you were all that and a bag of chips AND the shit in the 90s
Olestra laced potato chips
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I remember that they gave the twist of the movie when they announced the casting lol
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, I believe in a higher power.
Crystal light ad saying I believe in crystal light because I believe in me
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gives good headline.
Yours truly in a newspaper print sport coat
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Opening up Bluesky on a #FCF
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The way this show will never beat the "POCs have an impossible time on Drag Race UK" allegations
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Alexis Rose's Iconic Hair Flip in Schitt's Creek
Alt: Alexis Rose's Iconic Hair Flip in Schitt's Creek
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dee Wallace Stone and this sitcom came up in a youtube video I was watching on the Brady Bunch because it had been a reworked version of a backdoor pilot on that show.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun fact: this was my intro to this movie because it uses an audio sample www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrn...
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The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by TheAvalanchesVEVO
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Betty Draper telling her son Bobby to go bang his head up against a wall because only boring people are bored.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i said i liked it. i didn’t say it was good. post yours! Literally my number one favorite movie of all time.
Valley of the Dolls movie poster with the honey baby diva dolls
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We lost something as a society when we stopped using "Smooth move, Ex-Lax" as an insult
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Whitney Houston: Ahhh, That's History
Alt: Whitney Houston: Ahhh, That's History
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When he offers up one of his kink jars to you
Stock image of a gay smelling a jar
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you tap out at the gangbang
Anacin-3 commercial where it says when you can't take five, take 3.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There’s nothing grey about my gardens, just my sweatpants
Yours truly out for a walk in a blue no cellphone shirt and grey sweatpants
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI tech bros when they’re asked to read a book to their kids
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Leamichele Crying on Stage
Alt: Leamichele Crying on Stage
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Them: Are you a big pop music stan? Me:
Stanisha St. James Dupreee of the Miss Black Continental contest.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tyra banks telling a girl she doesn't deserve a photo
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How many people are going to use this exact wording for their #FCF posts?
Cher saying well this leaked tonight, so here we go
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wild that this was Queen Elizabeth’s last diary entry
Berger’s note dumping Carrie Bradshaw season 6 of satc
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When the book report is due
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now with cardigan. Other accessories sold separately.
Me in a black and red cardigan
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Buffalo? Check.
Me in a city scape shirt with a red and black buffalo check bow tie
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trixie saying I am depraved Linda
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely adore this documentary
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBs... DJ, play the music
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The Pussycat Dolls - Hush Hush; Hush Hush (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ThePussycatDollsVEVO
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I need some drag queen to incorporate Gussie's Opening Number into a burlesque routine.
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE JUMP OFF
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve repeated this to myself at least five times today while trying to get old files put back on this new computer.
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Countess Luann: Be Cool, Don't Be Uncool
Alt: Countess Luann: Be Cool, Don't Be Uncool
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I join the work Zoom meeting
Katya asking Tatianna to give her outfits some compliments on All Stars 2
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Constance Boo Chile (he/him) @constancewhewchile.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They replaced my computer at work without telling me so all the work that was saved directly to that computer is nowhere to be found at the present moment.
Katya being bald and smoking
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