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Will Garner

@considersomething.bsky.social
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artist. i draw animals, mostly. i'm posting occasional things, but since i have no followers that do not follow me on something else where i post everything, seems pointless. previously a fencing coach and a pixel artist.

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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
(for anyone else who has to look it up the plants right out of the ground do look delightfully like a bunch of the chickens that got the name next and then)
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
redirecting collecting impulse into drawing old toys.
seven color drawings of various teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures: a Foot Clan ninja, the Rat King, Bebop (missing a leg), Metalhead, Ray Filet, Astronaut Raph, Usagi Yojimbo (with additional red jacket), Baxter Stockman
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
science is a process. proceed.
a drawing of a TMNT action figure depicting Baxter Stockman, a scientist partially mutated into a fly. despite this, his upbeat demeanor and plucky yellow bow tie suggests he's gonna do even more better science.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
if you're dreaming about power to stipulate, how about making each member take a test about the bill before they're allowed to vote on it. (from SF novel Vigilant, by James Alan Gardner)
If worst came to worst, the Vigil had one more sycophant-stopping power guaranteed by Demoth's ancient constitution: vote qualification tests. Before legislators voted on a bill, the proctor scrutinizing that vote could set a test to determine whether the politicians understood what the bill actually meant. Those who failed the test could only sit and grind their teeth in public humiliation while those who passed made an informed decision. It didn't totally eliminate witless results—what could?—but at least it meant people knew what they were voting for.

"Always, always, always," Zillif told me, "a proctor concentrates on the bill at hand. Never the intention, always the fact. Politics is filled with fine intentions, and with well-meaning people who want to do good. But the Vigil asks, will this bill do what its sponsors claim? Will it work? And what else will it do, what side effects, what loopholes? Who really gets the benefit, the reward, the money? The Vigil analyzes the consequences of what is really on the table, and we tell the world. Then it's up to the people to decide if that's what they want."
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
horse eating grass and having bits left dangling out the corners of the mouth: very common.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
A third possible method of infinite sentence generation is fractal - recombining meaning into ever smaller units. But in digital representation, that it limited by the smallest unit of data - you can say a given 1 or 0 means multiple things, but in practice you'd be making identical copies.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
later he gives an example of infinite sentences, by inserting a loop. but that extends the sentence infinitely. Godel proofs, which state "this is a valid sentence", "'this is a valid sentence' is a valid sentence", etc. both lose their infinite property when capped by length. (same with conjoining)
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
sure, happy to look. Chomsky... simply states that infinite sentences are possible, without discussing their length. From there, the rest is a discussion of how to differentiate grammatical and ungrammatical sentences.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
it's already in the sourcebook (which must have inspired Barnyard Commandos. but Barnyard Commandos being fed back into CoD would feel bad)
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
right? look the TCRI aliens have trouble lifting the container to drink the ooze, so, yes, they use bendy straws. they were so embarrassed when people gave them a hard time about it they stayed out of the movie. and yet.
a little brain alien who is not Krang drinking from a container using a bendy straw.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
one time i did a drawing of a fox and discovered i had unintentionally captured a signature expression of kirsten dunst.
scribbled, messy drawing of a fox clipped to a drawing board, looking out at the viewer with an intense but patient head-tilted gaze
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
stompy crow
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
bats bats bats
a framed drawing of a fiery bat, a five foot tall drawing of a bat, and a six foot wide in-progress drawing of a bat in the corner of a room, a small table with spray bottles and leather samples (?) in front of them
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
in 2000 you could, if you were interested, buy a random volume (41) of Dragon Ball Z in German, while visiting Germany. Went great with your bootleg VHS copy of Dragon Ball Z Movie 13 you got a few years before that.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Telling the lyrics of 80s and 90s sitcoms to teenagers as serious life advice to see how far you get before they catch on feels cruel when they never do. but, sometimes things get turned around and no one is spared. there's a change in the status quo, we're gonna need all the help that we can get.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
old student work of mine to recreate a painting as a diorama. "The Temptation of St. Antonius" by Cezanne.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"weep, but the chimera advances" (detail of snake head. not pictured: lion with goat head spitting fire the snake is attached to)
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
phoenix penguin
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
my pixel art thesis! "Crossbows are powerful but what if you twirl around and throw a knife"
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"when is a piece of art done" method 2: bounce back and forth between these thoughts until exhausted.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
apologies to stephen erikson
‘A shaman once told me that an untethered soul can drown in wisdom.’
‘What?’
‘Wisdom grows by stripping away beliefs, until the last tether is cut, and suddenly you float free. Only, because your eyes are wide open, you see right away that you can’t float in what you’re in. You can only sink. That’s why the meanest religions work so hard at keeping their followers ignorant. Knowledge is poison. Wisdom is depthless. Staying ignorant keeps you in the shallows. Every shaman one day takes a final spiritwalk. They cut the last tether, saying "all fiction is fantasy", and the soul can’t go back. When that happens, the other shamans mourn, because they know that the spiritwalker has drowned.’
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
i mean. i just checked and there are swagger sticks on sale because of course there are.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
the road to bremen.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
choose carefully
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This was the winner list of the middle school state Governor's Cup written academic competition in the year i placed. i cut off the last names, but you may notice a distinct trend. especially given the usual academic team composition at the time.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
i did not have to reach for this connection, it was directly handed to me by the feed.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
i have an extension to show me alt-text so i can see what other site's AI autocategorizer does. "drawing? no. this is maybe a doodle, at best"
i thought it was an expressive drawing of a fox, with watercolor, but there's an AI popup tag that says "May be a doodle"
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
like, i don't know about other cities. but it's not secret or hidden here. A bunch of livable houses here got foreclosed on, out of town owners bought them, and have mostly let them fall apart, vacant over the past ten years
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
the evil plan is to sit on it until it falls apart and they tap into redevelopment dollars, or can rezone it, or ??? be out of town and have it sitting vacant in their real estate inventory.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
the signifier becomes the signified. the simulation is realized.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
method of interaction
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
it's dangerous to go alone
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
i used the secret artist trick so the eyes seem to follow you. (the trick is: tell people that the eyes seem to follow you)
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
hey kids why not pet a wolf and ride on top of trains with a charming stranger
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
keep your hands where i can see 'em
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
historical moment when, as an artist trying to make a game by yourself, you type "what is a state machine" into a search engine
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
pixel art, never used
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"Happy Birthday, slightly after the fact

As a reward you will be granted and additional 24 hours to celebrate your birthday. This reward holds no monetary value and cannot be traded in for another item or cash prize. This reward is limited to a 24 hour period beginning the moment you viewed this message. The expiration date for this reward is non-negotiable and cannot be transferred or extended. The license for this reward is limited, and does not grant you the authority to sell or distribute this reward to a third-party in any capacity. By accepting this reward you agree to not digitize, archive, or otherwise "back-up" this reward for any reason. Emulating this reward carries up to a $500,000 penalty and a minimum of 10 years jail time.

I hope that you enjoy this wonderful extended birthday! "

"pretty comprehensive set of stipulations. why, to get around them, this would have to be some sort of day that magically recurs without duplication."
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"What if you could pull up the ends of the straight line from birth to death and forge-weld them together, making life a circle, a closed loop into which nothing bad could intrude and nothing good escape?"
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ukrainian grey bull. from two years ago.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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