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Will Garner

@considersomething.bsky.social
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artist. i draw animals, mostly. i'm posting occasional things, but since i have no followers that do not follow me on something else where i post everything, seems pointless. previously a fencing coach and a pixel artist.

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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
redirecting collecting impulse into drawing old toys.
seven color drawings of various teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures: a Foot Clan ninja, the Rat King, Bebop (missing a leg), Metalhead, Ray Filet, Astronaut Raph, Usagi Yojimbo (with additional red jacket), Baxter Stockman
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
science is a process. proceed.
a drawing of a TMNT action figure depicting Baxter Stockman, a scientist partially mutated into a fly. despite this, his upbeat demeanor and plucky yellow bow tie suggests he's gonna do even more better science.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
stompy crow
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
bats bats bats
a framed drawing of a fiery bat, a five foot tall drawing of a bat, and a six foot wide in-progress drawing of a bat in the corner of a room, a small table with spray bottles and leather samples (?) in front of them
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Telling the lyrics of 80s and 90s sitcoms to teenagers as serious life advice to see how far you get before they catch on feels cruel when they never do. but, sometimes things get turned around and no one is spared. there's a change in the status quo, we're gonna need all the help that we can get.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
old student work of mine to recreate a painting as a diorama. "The Temptation of St. Antonius" by Cezanne.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"weep, but the chimera advances" (detail of snake head. not pictured: lion with goat head spitting fire the snake is attached to)
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
phoenix penguin
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
"when is a piece of art done" method 2: bounce back and forth between these thoughts until exhausted.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
the road to bremen.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
choose carefully
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
i have an extension to show me alt-text so i can see what other site's AI autocategorizer does. "drawing? no. this is maybe a doodle, at best"
i thought it was an expressive drawing of a fox, with watercolor, but there's an AI popup tag that says "May be a doodle"
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
the signifier becomes the signified. the simulation is realized.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
method of interaction
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
when you send the person in charge of the kid's tv cubby an email about watching the video where they win the fight regarding overtime pay: toonnookkeeper re: peek KO on no OT
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
i used the secret artist trick so the eyes seem to follow you. (the trick is: tell people that the eyes seem to follow you)
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
keep your hands where i can see 'em
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
historical moment when, as an artist trying to make a game by yourself, you type "what is a state machine" into a search engine
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
pixel art, never used
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"Happy Birthday, slightly after the fact

As a reward you will be granted and additional 24 hours to celebrate your birthday. This reward holds no monetary value and cannot be traded in for another item or cash prize. This reward is limited to a 24 hour period beginning the moment you viewed this message. The expiration date for this reward is non-negotiable and cannot be transferred or extended. The license for this reward is limited, and does not grant you the authority to sell or distribute this reward to a third-party in any capacity. By accepting this reward you agree to not digitize, archive, or otherwise "back-up" this reward for any reason. Emulating this reward carries up to a $500,000 penalty and a minimum of 10 years jail time.

I hope that you enjoy this wonderful extended birthday! "

"pretty comprehensive set of stipulations. why, to get around them, this would have to be some sort of day that magically recurs without duplication."
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"What if you could pull up the ends of the straight line from birth to death and forge-weld them together, making life a circle, a closed loop into which nothing bad could intrude and nothing good escape?"
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ukrainian grey bull. from two years ago.
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Will Garner @considersomething.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
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