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Troutfield

@connerran.bsky.social
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A trout in a field

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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If ever there was a champion of the Dr . Chippy must’ve surely been it.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cynical if you ask me, they had 3 years to address Dr Pepper concerns in the country. Election on its way and all of a sudden they’ve got time for Dr Pepper? Stinks I tell ya!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Made in New Zealand, baby! We made it!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why join the military when you can be a Miller (tree)
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Would attaining your desired sadness make you happy? Then making you sad again for your lack of desired sadness?
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Read this while Morricone’s The Mission score played in the background. Triumphant.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve had 50 different occasions fucking up 1/64 of my life. 14 to go and the life fucking will be compete.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Suicide taught me that if you procrastinate long enough the job will get done for you.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shrek was in the cinemas in my country in September 2001. Happier times.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My VHS of this was well worn throughout my childhood. A classic.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You came for offensive content and left offended, no refunds for goods received.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Taking issue with this stance purely so I can get a toying reply, like a ball of yarn rolling itself to the feet of a wide eyed cat.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m terrified of today. Feels like all I need is to get to tomorrow and I’ll be fine, but I never make it. Always ends up being today.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gonna do a survey asking for everyone’s fav “Main” character and see what comes up as the Main mean.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Then it must be optimal to not know things. And if AI is the source of knowing all things, then it must be suboptimal to seek knowledge from AI.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You can’t have seen the behind the scenes footage of Shoah. Their bloopers reel is a particular highlight.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The best odds of dying is to be alive. No one deceased will ever get the chance to die, that gift is reserved for the living.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Meant to be aborted! (I’m having a go at being “mean” as a warm up to being “meant”)
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gather, followers. Let us all sup at the bosom of Mother Sridhar while we still can.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Like a sleeping Argos!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A victimless crime. Dead people are also the best people to kill.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction, but I’ve done nothing all my life so surely I should have everything by now!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
All these people want is simple math told to them with a straight face. Times tables up to 12 and don’t you dare make me smile.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Can’t spell wreligion without wrong!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Honoured to be one of the few people you agree with. Great effort from everyone else that this doesn’t refer to.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The moment I meet the love of my life is the moment I become an alcoholic. I will be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And they think if they come back and take care of pets that we’ll forget what they’ve done? Never forget!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Reminds me of a dark part of history - when Electroconvulsive Therapy was introduced in South America to descendants of the Inca People. It was Inca ECT.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No one else is gonna waste it for you!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Funnily enough the patent for the technology that allowed this advancement in the scale of words was originally conceived by three men, their names? Hugh Taylor, Angus (Gus) Fisher, and a local delinquent who blackmailed his way onto the patent that they nicknamed Mong.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So THAT’S what MS Paint stands for, Mario’s Paint
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Can’t wait for the Australia game and hearing Rolf Harris chanted throughout the stadium!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Goals and desires achieved!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just need a big fuck off rainbow and you’re set
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sridhar, you need to get a foothold on yourself (use your feet to push buttons)
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
If they scrolled up in that screenshot you’d see the MacBook Goldfish. 5mb of memory that you have to forget every 6 seconds.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
All I do is have 86,400 screenshots of each second of the day playing on a slideshow with 1 second per image. Whenever I hear someone say it’s time to get a watch I show them my slideshow.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Absolutely!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yeah, sod off Ian McKellen
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Love that early draft of his song, “I go nuts with little help from my friends, or alone!”
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fair well! No one does it like you
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Kiwi sport is full of “never’s” - makes that glorious “first ever” all the more sweeter when it arrives
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Chris, you did it all wrong. It’s no wonder you’re in such a predicament. You need an even bigger bag of zesty cheese doritos.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Imagine a Koyanisqatsi style full length film made up entirely of shots of products from creation to consumer use. Everything from tinned pineapples, iPhones, drugs, malteasers.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Pocket meat!
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Damn, I guess I’ll have to keep waiting for a show where Ultron fucks Harry Potter.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Don’t worry about it
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’ve missed these en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Had some homemade apricot jam on spelt bread that I charred over a grill when camping this past weekend. Sublime.
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Troutfield @connerran.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Saw that in the new section today on my Friday evening scroll through Kanopy that’s replaced my Friday evening stroll through a dvd store
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