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Chris the DM

@confusatron.bsky.social
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he/him Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, music maker, thing maker, lover of pie venmo: Chris_the_DM

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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 18h
Steven Universe with stars in his eyes and a huge smile
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 18h
Things I PERSONALLY groan at On Here and mostly precede a relatively dickish reply: "You misspelled..." "I think you meant..."
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 20h
Might be time to give Welcome To Nightvale a full re-listen
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 21h
Man that would be fuckin great
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 21h
The fact Republicans are spending so much and flooding Texas with commercials and their guys are still AT BEST tied (according to polls not votes) is kinda indicative, it feels like Also I bet there are SOME Republicans who won't vote but SAY in polls they will. I don't think they like Paxton much
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah that let's do that
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on bluesky
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Arrested Development: Man's Hilarious Collapse
Alt: Arrested Development: Michael cera walking in, putting his backpack down, and lying facedown on the floor in defeat
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
StandardOil! I think i remember that one from history class. Sounds familiar and I choose to believe I'm remembering it
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was a few months old in '82
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The absolute flood of Republican commercials in Texas is ridiculous. It's almost to the point where that's just what most commercials are. Never have I seen the like and it's gotten pretty bad before
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man i clearly exclusively remember the chapter in history about antitrust laws
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We at least used to SAY we cared and do a LITTLE something to avoid one entity owning everything
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Damn I forgot about that. Sometimes it feels like every nice thing that's ever happened actually sucked
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The game Monopoly was even invented to show that monopolies are only good for one player, invented to be unfun for all but one person! And antitrust stuff was a whole section in history I remember that. No signs of that energy in recent decades sadly
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember when we as a nation were very against monopolies?
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I searched for "scammer jam" figuring there was a scambaiting event somewhere called that Close enough. I think it's an awareness event or something?
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ever search something because you think it might exist and it would fit into a meme? Me neither. Anyway WHOA BLACK BETTY
Website called "scam & jam"
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am extremely proud of these kids
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hellish. I can't imagine
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Chip Stewart @medialawprof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fort Worth ISD students writing about what the state takeover of schools by unelected “managers,” many of whom don’t live here or have kids here. www.change.org/p/open-lette...
change.org
Sign the Petition
Open Letter to FWISD from students
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And yes, these shoes are amazing. They're from pride month a few years ago. I get a pair every year, but these I went all out because I was *mumble cough* turning forty
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've worn Converse high-tops for about three decades, and I've learned a few things. One thing more than the rest has improved my life dramatically. If you're wearing Chucks, lace the penultimate (second-to-last) laces UNDER the tongue. It keeps the tongue from sliding around. Like this:
My very cool Converse laced as normal but with the second-to-last places going under the tongue. That's to say, laced as normal, then a set under the tongue, then a set over the tongue, and the laces from that last set are the ones you tie.My very cool Converse laced as normal but with the second-to-last places going under the tongue. That's to say, laced as normal, then a set under the tongue, then a set over the tongue, and the laces from that last set are the ones you tie. I tried to get a better angle in this one but it's the same. Except my fingers are in it because I was trying to pull the laces out of the way.
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They were SO bothered when he won the primary. He's so unlikeable, such a dipshit, and also FAMOUSLY corrupt I too am keeping my hopes in check (especially as a Texan) but yeah. This shit has been so dumb
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It low-key bums me out that people Online™ have to add "honest question" to questions because there's so much snark and bad faith Online™ Feels like part of it is habits brought from Twitter (it is for me)
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuckin ridiculous
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HOLY HELL
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Far more intrigued by this than I'd like to be
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LO THERE DO I SEE MY FATHER
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can smell the coffee
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is GREAT
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Jenny Tan (mainly on insta, but will pop in here 🦋 randomly) @hijennyt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They say Treviso is beautiful at twilight.🐦‍⬛🗡️🏮 I’ve always wanted to paint a gondola scene, thought I’d borrow some inspiration from Tangled for this one~ (I swear I do work in between even its just showing as full brainrot) I #rookanis I #lucanisdellamorte I #datv I #dragonage
Lucanis and Rook on a gondola admongst a twilight Treviso. There are lanterns and crows flying around them. Very pink colour palette
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tenacious D understands this burden
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The X-Men Who Stare At Goats
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are lots but they're all Heart and Soul to me
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Heart and Soul?
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like these, Reebok Pumps. I still remember EXACTLY what that pump felt like
Reebok Pump shoes, with a big basketball thing coming out of the top of the tongue that was a pump you push down a bunch of times and I guess it filled the tongue like pumping up a pool floatie. To make you better at basketball.
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've had a vivid memory of the light-up shoes I had in the day, and the ones with the pump on the tongue that was supposed to just... make you better at sports? God I loved those shoes. I think I convinced them to let me wear them to church once. Light-up ones are coming back and man I want some
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Breezy✨ @breezycreations.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🍂hi October!🍂
illustration of a fireplace with a big cauldron in it there are pumpkins by the fire place with a toad on them, a broom, candles and herbs hanging about the fireplace and a cat on the mantle
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep that's about right. Sorry you're in the same boat
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not doing great mentally. Morale is low.
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh crap did someone wake Billie Joe Armstrong up
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus. The logic pretzels required to go to bed each night believing they're doing the right thing. Logic pretzels and an increasingly tiny echo chamber. Lord I hope we eventually figure out how to become less... like this
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This thing is seriously SO COOL atlas.jazco.dev?sel=topic-49...
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Small government except when you're doing something we think is icky, like being gay or reading icky books or voting
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It'd be Hollywood level cool if all librarians banded together and just kept replacing the books on the shelves. If I were rich I'd fund the endeavor. Like, do they have people regularly checking the library for banned books? If so that seems like wasteful spending to me but I'm not a money doctor
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's all so weird to me. And of course it's a prime example of the hypocrisy of the party that stands for "small government"
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry for the novel, I think about this a lot and today I've got the spoons to reply. Clean house, boys. Make the social cost for misogyny very very high
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've only had to do this a few times but man it shuts it down in your space. And your space is where they seek permission/approval for what they do elsewhere. It isn't a cure but it's something every dude can do, just shut it down and make YOUR circle safer for women. Start with the dudes you know
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Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gotta get the tone right. I use my teacher voice. The one I use when a kid won't cut it out. Second offense gets something like "dude, cut it out" and if explanation is asked for the explanation is "you know why"
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