Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 18hThings I PERSONALLY groan at On Here and mostly precede a relatively dickish reply: "You misspelled..." "I think you meant..." 021
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 20hMight be time to give Welcome To Nightvale a full re-listen 010
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 21hThe fact Republicans are spending so much and flooding Texas with commercials and their guys are still AT BEST tied (according to polls not votes) is kinda indicative, it feels like Also I bet there are SOME Republicans who won't vote but SAY in polls they will. I don't think they like Paxton much 000
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on blueskystatic.klipy.comArrested Development: Man's Hilarious CollapseAlt: Arrested Development: Michael cera walking in, putting his backpack down, and lying facedown on the floor in defeat 021
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026StandardOil! I think i remember that one from history class. Sounds familiar and I choose to believe I'm remembering it 120
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The absolute flood of Republican commercials in Texas is ridiculous. It's almost to the point where that's just what most commercials are. Never have I seen the like and it's gotten pretty bad before 010
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Man i clearly exclusively remember the chapter in history about antitrust laws 130
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We at least used to SAY we cared and do a LITTLE something to avoid one entity owning everything 010
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Damn I forgot about that. Sometimes it feels like every nice thing that's ever happened actually sucked 110
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The game Monopoly was even invented to show that monopolies are only good for one player, invented to be unfun for all but one person! And antitrust stuff was a whole section in history I remember that. No signs of that energy in recent decades sadly 100
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember when we as a nation were very against monopolies? 141
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I searched for "scammer jam" figuring there was a scambaiting event somewhere called that Close enough. I think it's an awareness event or something? 000
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ever search something because you think it might exist and it would fit into a meme? Me neither. Anyway WHOA BLACK BETTY 131
Reposted by Chris the DMChip Stewart @medialawprof.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fort Worth ISD students writing about what the state takeover of schools by unelected “managers,” many of whom don’t live here or have kids here. www.change.org/p/open-lette...change.orgSign the PetitionOpen Letter to FWISD from students 133
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And yes, these shoes are amazing. They're from pride month a few years ago. I get a pair every year, but these I went all out because I was *mumble cough* turning forty 020
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've worn Converse high-tops for about three decades, and I've learned a few things. One thing more than the rest has improved my life dramatically. If you're wearing Chucks, lace the penultimate (second-to-last) laces UNDER the tongue. It keeps the tongue from sliding around. Like this: 130
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They were SO bothered when he won the primary. He's so unlikeable, such a dipshit, and also FAMOUSLY corrupt I too am keeping my hopes in check (especially as a Texan) but yeah. This shit has been so dumb 000
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It low-key bums me out that people Online™ have to add "honest question" to questions because there's so much snark and bad faith Online™ Feels like part of it is habits brought from Twitter (it is for me) 000
Reposted by Chris the DMJenny Tan (mainly on insta, but will pop in here 🦋 randomly) @hijennyt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They say Treviso is beautiful at twilight.🐦⬛🗡️🏮 I’ve always wanted to paint a gondola scene, thought I’d borrow some inspiration from Tangled for this one~ (I swear I do work in between even its just showing as full brainrot) I #rookanis I #lucanisdellamorte I #datv I #dragonage 12640202
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There are lots but they're all Heart and Soul to me 000
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Like these, Reebok Pumps. I still remember EXACTLY what that pump felt like 011
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've had a vivid memory of the light-up shoes I had in the day, and the ones with the pump on the tongue that was supposed to just... make you better at sports? God I loved those shoes. I think I convinced them to let me wear them to church once. Light-up ones are coming back and man I want some 110
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yep that's about right. Sorry you're in the same boat 010
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh crap did someone wake Billie Joe Armstrong up 000
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Jesus. The logic pretzels required to go to bed each night believing they're doing the right thing. Logic pretzels and an increasingly tiny echo chamber. Lord I hope we eventually figure out how to become less... like this 010
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This thing is seriously SO COOL atlas.jazco.dev?sel=topic-49...atlas.jazco.devAtlasA living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours. 011
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Small government except when you're doing something we think is icky, like being gay or reading icky books or voting 110
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It'd be Hollywood level cool if all librarians banded together and just kept replacing the books on the shelves. If I were rich I'd fund the endeavor. Like, do they have people regularly checking the library for banned books? If so that seems like wasteful spending to me but I'm not a money doctor 100
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's all so weird to me. And of course it's a prime example of the hypocrisy of the party that stands for "small government" 110
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry for the novel, I think about this a lot and today I've got the spoons to reply. Clean house, boys. Make the social cost for misogyny very very high 071
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've only had to do this a few times but man it shuts it down in your space. And your space is where they seek permission/approval for what they do elsewhere. It isn't a cure but it's something every dude can do, just shut it down and make YOUR circle safer for women. Start with the dudes you know 163
Chris the DM @confusatron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gotta get the tone right. I use my teacher voice. The one I use when a kid won't cut it out. Second offense gets something like "dude, cut it out" and if explanation is asked for the explanation is "you know why" 150