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Lincoln Taylor

@conflummoxed.bsky.social
1.4K followers 223 following 4K posts

Canadian who believes in the greater good. Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada. "When faced with the unexpected, he panics."

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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you mean this kind of cup, I don't know if he can get any smaller.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And his name was Eddie.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It is still showing the proper name in Canada. Screen capture from about 2 minutes ago.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Screen capture from a few minutes ago. Google Maps not currently broken in Canada:
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Our new doormat:
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me watching television.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Meet her dad:
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It takes that long to wind up the propellers.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He can ride on the canopy.
Bicycle with canopy. Not officially intended to carry a dog. But it is worth a try.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think what you need is a pair of clown gloves. You're welcome.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Who would win?
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I have just one thing to say to these creatures:
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
If you sell Mary Kay cosmetics, you could end up with one of these! (I mean the car.)
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is how *I* watched television back in the day. (I sat that close because no one had figured out that I seriously needed glasses, yet.)
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What happens when the supply of clean big spoons runs out?
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
You need to pack one of these! www.temu.com/ca/all-weath...
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Also, he had a helper with him during the three dementia tests.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Their computer:
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@support.bsky.team - Hi. I also sent this via e-mail, but I do not know if anyone will see it and respond. This new "Age Assurance" pop-up has killed my regular Bluesky access. Windows 11, Firefox as the browser. I can only get in via a private window, and that does not ask for my age.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This you?
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I wish you a Very Happy Birthday! Here is a picture of a kitten that I found on the internet. She is asleep, but when she wakes up, I am sure she will also wish you a Very Happy Birthday. (After you feed her, at least.)
Picture of a sleeping tortoiseshell kitten.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Yes. While wearing his father's shoes.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@susanholtnb.bsky.social - My identical twin uncle Enos T. Crabspangler wishes you a Very Happy Birthday! (I do as well, but sadly there are no pictures of me readily at hand.)
Uncle Enos T. Crabspangler wishes the Premier a Very Happy birthday!
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My identical twin uncle Enos T. Crabspangler has some issues with your assessment regarding age.
Enos T. Crabspangler is taking issue with something again.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is a photo I took myself in Tijuana in 1975. I did not pay the guy. Boy, he was pissed.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I noticed this label on a drawer in an examination room at the Oromocto Hospital Emergency Room on Monday. I am glad my name isn't "Phillips".
Label on drawer in examination room at Oromocto Hospital Emergency Room. I am glad my name isn't "Phillips".
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The negative looks even spookier.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bat Boy heartily endorses your post.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bat Boy heartily endorses your post.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bat Boy heartily endorses your post.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Alternate version:
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Here is your cake. Please remember to call the fire department before igniting.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yeah, but those punks had better stay off my lawn!
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I, too, come from a different century.
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
At least the band is still playing...
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Lincoln Taylor @conflummoxed.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
When you wrote "slurry", I thought you meant this:
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