Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express: 020
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 24/08/2026New diet exploit just dropped, get it before the next metabolic patch fixes it 120
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 31/07/2026The disappearance of Centre County DA Ray Gricar. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Gri... 000
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 23/07/2026From a Ray Bradbury commencement speech I was lucky to attend: 1402
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 19/07/2026Who up caramelizing they onions with a splash of brown ale? 020
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 16/07/2026Would you rather fight a million 2.5 μm particles, or a single 2.5 m particle? 1205
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 07/07/2026I haven't been a big fan of the Mad Max movies, but now they have my attention. 010
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 29/06/2026My wife and I watched the total solar eclipse from the truck stop there. Yes, I bought the merch. 180
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 21/06/2026Haha, guess what Amazon redacted in this email for some reason 100
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 14/06/2026I've asked Claude Code to implement the Sieve of Eratosthenes in INTERCAL. Sorry if this causes the robot uprising. 100
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 14/06/2026After raising the Jolly Roger and hoisting the cone, my wife and my dad spent an hour on the drive home Remembering Some Guys. (Specifically, Guys who played in the AAABA Tournament at the beginning of their career.) 010
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 03/06/2026You’re missing out on that delicious chicken-marshmallow flavor, that’s for sure 230
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 30/05/2026Long history of this kind of writing before AI: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elegant... 030
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 30/05/2026The important thing is the IONIQ 5 was invented way earlier though. 000
Matthew Haunt @coneslayer.org · 20/05/2026You seem frustrated. Perhaps if you discuss your concerns with your EV charger, it can help. 0150
![● Bash(ick sieve.i 2>&1 | tail -10; echo "exit=$?"; echo "=== run ==="; timeout 15 ./sieve 2>&1; echo "[done]")
⎿ ICL099I PROGRAMMER IS OVERLY POLITE
ON THE WAY TO 89
CORRECT SOURCE AND RESUBNIT
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● Classic INTERCAL politeness check — I used PLEASE too often ("OVERLY POLITE"). The compiler requires between 1/5 and
1/3 of statements to be polite. Let me dial it back to roughly a quarter.
● Bash(cd /home/mph/src/sieve_of_ick; awk '/^[[:space:]]*(DO|PLEASE|\([0-9]+\))/{t++} /PLEASE/{p++} END{print
"statements="t" polite="p" ratio="p/t}' sieve.i)
⎿ statements=77 polite=34 ratio=0.441558](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:brskugnrgubv2xaqj7zd5zcb/bafkreieidi2c7rmzj7s3fc7y3s4dwuh2cufjwn7rnl42gzobsc5kummsty)
