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Conan D. Yossarian

@conantheyossarian.bsky.social
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If I were an amalgam of oligarchical interests whose plans were foiled in the 20th century, I'd manufacture rerolls for the 21st with better tools and propaganda.

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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO OTHER "PRESIDENT" has ever messed with mail in voting ...ONLY THIS CHEATING ,CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION !!!!
Duplicate posters word for word, exclamation point for exclamation point.

NO OTHER "PRESIDENT" has ever messed with mail in voting ...ONKY THIS CHEATING ,CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION !!!!
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why is there no grouping for vaccinated vs unvaccinated patients?
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
1-year risks of cancers associated with COVID-19 vaccination: a large population-based cohort study in South Korea
The oncogenic potential of SARS-CoV-2 has been hypothetically proposed, but real-world data on COVID-19 infection and vaccination are insufficient. Therefore, this large-scale population-based retrosp...
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If only mRNA therapy could have gone to clinical trials without forcing it down everyone's throat during covid. www.statnews.com/2017/01/10/m...
statnews.com
Lavishly funded Moderna hits safety problems in bold bid to revolutionize medicine
Moderna Therapeutics, the most highly valued private company in biotech, has run into troubling safety problems with its most ambitious therapy, STAT found.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Start looking at Waymo and Amazon driverless vehicles. They're hovering up all kinds of PII data from residents in proximity, including license plates.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
nature.com
COVID-19 pandemic and waning immunity disrupted measles population immunity and strategies to close immunity gaps - Nature Communications
Measles vaccination was interrupted globally during the COVID-19 pandemic. Here, the authors use data on measles antibody levels from Hunan province, China, to quantify the immunity gap and model the ...
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'll bet nobody's looked into Waymo/Alphabet data sharing.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"There nothing unique about lying a nation into war." Conan the Yossarian
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Study fails without metrics for vaccinated patients.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Nazi a member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which controlled Germany from 1933 to 1945
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
These data centers will be used, at first, to collect and parse the immense amount of onshore metadata collected by flock, waymo, amazon etc. Then they will be harnessed by Palantir to atomize peasants further by enforcing penal codes while researching more effective forms of manipulation.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm like most of you. I put my pants on one leg at a time and I often reel my balls up to avoid toilet water when I'm taking a dump.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Scientists and the medical complex have also been complicit in crimes against humanity throughout history. See WWll for one example.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Scientists and the medical complex have also been complicit in war crimes throughout history. See WWll for one example.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
grapheneos.org
grapheneos.org
GrapheneOS: the private and secure mobile OS
GrapheneOS is a security and privacy focused mobile OS with Android app compatibility.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
keepandroidopen.org
keepandroidopen.org
Keep Android Open
Your phone is about to stop being yours. In 2027, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I actually believe that lighter than air hybrid ships are part of the explanation for some of these drones.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choice_...
en.wikipedia.org
Choice architecture - Wikipedia
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Craig R. Brittain: I will condense this 3 minute discussion into 7 seconds and farm bots for likes.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
fundamental attribution error
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It must be tough to get A date, let alone slaughter and eat 5-6 a day when you're only weeks away from giving birth.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Confirmation bias all the way down.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A witch hunt is defined be a lack of evidence. There is an abundance of evidence against Fauci which has been suppressed since 2020.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The conspiracy was never a theory. The evidence was suppressed.
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GrapheneOS @grapheneos.org · 23/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
US government targets Cop City protester over phone operating system
Concern over US effort to prosecute Sam Tunick, accused by authorities of wiping his phone using GrapheneOS
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I guess somebody changed the channel at Palm Beach International Airport.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And if corporations weren't citizens with first amendment rights, and no equivalent repurcussion for violating the laws, wher would that leave the true citizens?
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bump'n' jump nintendo graphics and game cover
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YtdL...
m.youtube.com
Every AI Assistant Has the Same Flaw, and It Can't Be Fixed
YouTube video by Addie LaMarr
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It's sci-comm malpractice for other reasons.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Holy magoly! Covid cures cervical cancer! www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
HPV vaccine means young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer death
A new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It's a little like putting the cart before the horse, except they've automated that cart. Now the horse has been dragged along, dead, for the last hundred miles.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
B+W ointment

Burns + Wounds
100% natural
Fast healing + pain relief
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sci-fi author: in my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

Tech Company: At long last, we have invented the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fire only kills grass and shrubbery. Nothing else could possibly be harmed by fire or it's byproducts.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It's important to learn how to be patronized while you are young.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
www.wfla.com/news/nationa... PEN’s numbers are much higher than the American Library Association(ALA) in part because the free-expression organization counts any books removed or restricted for any length of time, while the ALA only counts permanent removals or restrictions.
wfla.com
Florida author named most banned author in US schools
Some 87 titles among King’s oeuvre, which includes “The Stand,” “It” and “The Shining,” were banned 206 times during the school year.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
They used a laser weapon and had to shut down air traffic so that they didn’t kill anyone Fixed it for you
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
No, but they will eventually map quantum reality by smell.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Open world game where you’re Vincent Van Gogh and all the color and joy is constantly being leeched out of your surroundings and you have to drink a little paint to refill your meters
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
According to the CDC, over 61 million doses of the MMR or MMRV vaccine were postponed or missed between 2020 and 2022 because of COVID-related delays in “supplementary immunization activities.” nypost.com/2024/03/04/h...
nypost.com
US measles outbreak in 2024 already surpasses last year’s total
2024 is shaping up to be a critical year for the measles virus.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
nypost.com/2024/03/04/h...
nypost.com
US measles outbreak in 2024 already surpasses last year’s total
2024 is shaping up to be a critical year for the measles virus.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The last president mandated experimental medicine that made pharmaceutical corporations billions, leapfrogged clinical trials and censored online communities if they so much as questioned it. This president though... He's an authoritarian!
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Weird, right?
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If only to manifest some consenus reality.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Revolting indeed.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Silicon Valley should know. They've sold it out from under us.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Hindsight IS 2020!
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
""I have met some very bad quotes, none as bad as "I have met some very bad people, none as bad as #Trump — Not one decent cell in his body" - Jeffrey Epstein — Not one decent thought in this body"" - Conan the Yossarian.
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Conan D. Yossarian @conantheyossarian.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Jeffrey Epstein, internationally trusted source of character reference!
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