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Conan the Accountant

@conanblue.bsky.social
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Accountability and consequence. Finance dude, MBA. Ex-DoD contractor. Woke and ANTIFA. Resistance is not futile. trump is an idiot. No solicitations please.

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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 4h
Oh. You had Britannica. My parents could only afford Colliers. Bragger. *wink* Between that and the library card catalogue (paper files in oak drawers) we found what we needed. Imagine if we had AI back then.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 5h
This would be so gross if it wasn't hilarious.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 5h
Excellent point. Another reason to yawn at the significance of Columbus.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
Found on reddit: Not sure if this is real or not but I got a perverse laugh out of it.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
Did he really say that? It makes total sense but.. really?
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
trump simply wanted to claim he's trying to bring diesel prices down before the election. He's the dumbest rock in the box.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
Something you might expect on the old 4chan dark website now brought to you by trump's team of freaks.
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 15h
Trump's decision to live-stream a public execution puts America in a very small and select company .. (cartoon Marian Kamensky)
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
It's early, but not too early to at least plant the seed. We're going to need a clear minded leader.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
This☝️
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
It was also so trump could CLAIM he's working to bring down diesel prices pre-election.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
Legal authority ain't what it used to be. It used to mean something pre-trump.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
Columbus never even set foot on mainland North America in all his voyages. So even that was a lie. Knucklehead thought he was in Asia when he was in the Carribean. Vikings were here in NA almost 500 years earlier.
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TheEnder @theender.bsky.social · 8h
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
And trump says he's going to buy Russian diesel (with my taxpayer money) to aide and abet.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
So fitting 🤣
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
So many of us are rooting for you and him!
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Jesse Wiser: Make It Happen with Wiser Living
ALT: Jesse Wiser: Make It Happen with Wiser Living
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 6h
Theoretically, in a democratic republic, aren't politicians elected to serve the people they represent? Is trump a humble servant of the people's will? In this clip he proudly uses his positional privilege to express his own personal racist opinion. We're so far off the rails right now.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 11h
trump is not smart.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 11h
trump keeps proving it beyond doubt and MAGA still won't accept it. What a bizarre time we live in.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 15h
Disgusting to see so many red hats. It's a warning that blue voters can't neglect the vote in November. They're still out there and they won't go away on their own.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 16h
He hasn't changed.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 16h
She's already auditioning for her Fox News job next to Karoline Leavitt.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 16h
Maybe they won't. Could just be another trump brain cramp.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 16h
Not a lot, but enough so that trump can claim he's keeping diesel prices down while funding Putin. It's a win/win for him personally and his boss Putin. It's sheer stupidity for anyone who gives it a lick of thought.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 17h
trump wants YOU to be afraid.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 17h
America used to be a good place to live. You could be proud of living here. Right now, it's embarrassing. It's a 3rd world country run by self serving criminals.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trump hangin with Tyson? Wasn't Tyson convicted of SA too? Bet they had a great chat.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s simple to figure out at this point, he’s a Russian asset. Thank you for your attention to this treason.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hilary Clinton was spot on. All roads lead to Moscow.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Desperate move by a shortsighted fool and an excuse to funnel money to his boss. This stinks.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
Trump’s deal to buy Russian diesel from Putin just weeks before the midterms funnels money directly into Russia’s war machine. Trump is now facing calls for Congress to block the deal and impeach him. Meanwhile, energy analysts say it’s unlikely to even make a dent in fuel prices.
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Trump Announces Russian Diesel Deal Ahead of Midterms
Trump campaigned against foreign oil.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love this!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There’s always a tweet
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Beautiful theory ruined by a bunch of ugly facts.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Melania will remain on the taxpayer funded payroll and continue to get whatever "fees" djt pays her.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we vote on who to send to the moon colony?
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm wondering what's next. What else will drop between now and election day?
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'd bet most Americans would join in the rebuke against trump's sanctions on the ICC as well. We have a figurehead that absolutely does NOT represent the majority of the American people and no currently viable way of removing him. This can not be accepted.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He blindly enforces some interpretations of law while Todd Blanche openly breaks others without consequence. This is today's GOP.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Could this be the GOP trying to incite political violence or provide a backdrop for some GOP planned political violence?
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don Huffines - current acting Comptroller of TX Public Accounts (Chief Financial Officer) appointed by Greg Abbott and now running for a full term. He's deep red and in charge of public funds $$. Shady AF.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
90% of the GOP couldn't define socialism but you'd expect the VP to be part of the 10% that could, but this is JD Vance, he either can't or won't.
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Führerbunker
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Conan the Accountant @conanblue.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That one ruler-looking thing near the middle ruined my pictures whenever I tried to use it.
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