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Computer Funeral

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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We all thought it
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Shitty NY politico who just got ousted by DSA posted on Instagram bragging that the last voter in line in her district voted for her, and a politician getting photographic documentation of the last person who will ever vote for them is objectively hilarious
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I live here and I agree. Bright side is that this district was recently redrawn away from polluting the strong DSA corridor in Queens (left, pre-2024) and now isolates myself and my shitty neighbors (right, post-2024). That's a huge swath of Claire Valdez's new turf freed up, so I consider it a win.
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Lost the battle, won the war
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Greg you need to find a new adjective I mean jfc
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Normal
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The moral position is to point and laugh at this loser
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
My dudes
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
He’s having too much fun with this
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Chat is it good when the sitting president is reposting from OSINT accounts
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Look I know clickbait has been an unsolved problem for 15+ years and sometimes truly great people are forced into pumping out all-caps mouth-open neon-background thumbnails just to survive but I do hope we can all learn to clock and skip obvious AI slop. Don’t give these freaks a reason.
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Don’t worry they’re ready to seize the zeitgeist by deploying decade-old cultural references with memes that are older still
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Anyway here’s one of the big consultants on the Harris/Walz campaign falling for a parody account
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Things are going great on the Temu subreddit
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
When they throw a bottle to distract a clicker on the Last of Us TV show
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Meanwhile, Ollie’s enjoying the tail end of Radiator Season
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Update: coziness increasing
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
How your email finds us
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Lotta people out here with no idea what the term “freedom of speech” actually means
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Severance finale was not good
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
A new generation of talentless young tech bros is combining the “move fast and break things” hustle culture of Silicon Valley with “hype and dropshipping” hustle culture of manosphere podcasts. These are some of the least curious, most craven morons around.
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Feels emblematic for the dems to do an objectively terrible job at something and then send their staffers out to preen and pretend they’re doing great.
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I got you fam
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Friend update
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Andrew Tate X H&M
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Selling a guitar (cc: @sellingamirror.bsky.social)
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That quote is from a source in the article, not the author of the article, who calling on city council and local DA’s to take up slack from the feds, not bemoaning a sudden shift in Adams’ Adamsness. I am on my hands and knees begging people to read the thing they think they’re criticizing.
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is sorta nothing in the face of everything but I really just sorta love how much my two cats love each other
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trying to explain @davidjroth.bsky.social to my dad
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
lol what the shit are we doing here
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Would love to know what private conversations led to the Trump shoutout in this morning’s ban notice, and what changed to see it removed before lunch.
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I fear that some of you would be into this
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Went and looked up our future energy secretary’s company’s ESG report, which concludes that renewable energy can suck it, “climate change is far from the world’s greatest threat,” and “zero energy poverty by 2050 is a superior goal than net zero by 2050”
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
✨handsome boy ✨
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Oliver, unconcerned about the earthquake
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Sleepy boys
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
Ollie
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 23/10/2023
He goobin’
Oliver the cat, being a goober
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
He likes to sit on my mousepad when I’m gaming and wait for kisses 😭
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
We are gaming
Ollie the cat relaxes on my gaming PC
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Been waiting upwards of a decade for this rerelease… iykyk
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Just love to see every engine of culture systemically gutted and discarded by these dead-behind-the-eyes business school psychos
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Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Blessing the skyline
Ollie the cat is very cute
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