Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Shitty NY politico who just got ousted by DSA posted on Instagram bragging that the last voter in line in her district voted for her, and a politician getting photographic documentation of the last person who will ever vote for them is objectively hilarious 011
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 24/06/2026So proud of my city tonight. NYC truly on a generational run. 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 21/01/2026“For sale: baby shoes, never worn” but instead of being sad it’s just a weird way to accurately describe every baby shoe at the Babies R Us 010
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 29/10/2025@raaleh.bsky.social A startup that wants to launch giant mirrors into space so they can reflect the sun to paying customers on the dark side of the world when rich people want a little more daylight www.reflectorbital.comreflectorbital.comReflect OrbitalSunlight after dark 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 14/10/2025How much of Ezra Klein’s success and influence is directly attributable to sounding like he’s doing an Ira Glass impersonation at all times 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 23/07/2025“No way to prevent this,” says only nation where this regularly happens newrepublic.com/post/198268/...newrepublic.com73-Year-Old Republican Senator Disassociates in Middle of InterviewSenator John Kennedy froze and then properly zoned out—forcing Fox to cut the interview short. 010
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Do you guys think the guy from Decembrists has ever just popped a cold one with his boys or is he stuck in-character spilling ale from the cistern and whatnot 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 22/06/2025On my bingo card for this big address - no audience - looking straight down the camera - right eye significantly bigger than left as he tries to read the prompter - awkward pause as he prepares to try to pronounce the name of a strike site - “beautiful” re: American bombs - ad-libbed threats 010
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Chat is it good when the sitting president is reposting from OSINT accounts 031
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Look I know clickbait has been an unsolved problem for 15+ years and sometimes truly great people are forced into pumping out all-caps mouth-open neon-background thumbnails just to survive but I do hope we can all learn to clock and skip obvious AI slop. Don’t give these freaks a reason. 100
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I think it’s so cool that someone in the pentagon is having a deadly serious emergency meeting right now about what impacts the mean tweets could have on military readiness 😌 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Anyway here’s one of the big consultants on the Harris/Walz campaign falling for a parody account 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 31/05/2025It’s hard to get a sense of the future impacts of AI because on one hand it really is a “transformative” (derogatory) technology and on the other hand all the people who boost it are uniformly the least personally curious, most cynical, snake-oil-salesman-ass individuals our sick society can create. 100
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 26/05/2025It’s pretty wild how consistently Craig Mazin’s changes to TLOU undermine the characters. It’s like he wants to be writing a different show but he’s still bound to hit the major story beats from the game, and the result is a lot of muddled relationships and confusing motives 110
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Had a bad dream that reminded me that every day I grow older and one day I will die so I jumped on the Stress Rectangle until I was full of enough soothing worries to forget again ☺️ 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 13/05/2025The cherry on top for a lot of the iffy choices made in this new season of The Last of Us is Craig Mazin showing up in the post-credit featurettes to describe his intentions at length in a vaguely condescending tone, and often flatly contradicting what we all just watched on screen in the process 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Things are going great on the Temu subreddit 020
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 14/04/2025When they throw a bottle to distract a clicker on the Last of Us TV show 010
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I don’t actually know what to do in the event of a full-blown economic collapse so I just bought $400 of cat supplies 130
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Imagining the complex interior lives of our political enemies is OUT. Assuming people are just ontologically evil based on the things they say and do is IN. 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Lotta people out here with no idea what the term “freedom of speech” actually means 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 15/03/2025A new generation of talentless young tech bros is combining the “move fast and break things” hustle culture of Silicon Valley with “hype and dropshipping” hustle culture of manosphere podcasts. These are some of the least curious, most craven morons around. 110
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Feels emblematic for the dems to do an objectively terrible job at something and then send their staffers out to preen and pretend they’re doing great. 100
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I think it’s fun watching Mike Johnson playing applause footsie with JD Vance 010
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Selling a guitar (cc: @sellingamirror.bsky.social) 0182
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 20/02/2025“No way to prevent this,” says only nation where this regularly happens 010
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 08/02/2025This is sorta nothing in the face of everything but I really just sorta love how much my two cats love each other 050
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Trying to explain @davidjroth.bsky.social to my dad 010
Reposted by Computer FuneralTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/01/2025Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed 751217708364
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I have spent the last couple of months gently encouraging Tik Tok to send me the most deranged blueanon types who swear up and down that Inauguration Day is a sting operation, Trump will be arrested, and Harris will become president. Can’t wait to follow up on these folks in the next few days 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Would love to know what private conversations led to the Trump shoutout in this morning’s ban notice, and what changed to see it removed before lunch. 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I fear that some of you would be into this 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Went and looked up our future energy secretary’s company’s ESG report, which concludes that renewable energy can suck it, “climate change is far from the world’s greatest threat,” and “zero energy poverty by 2050 is a superior goal than net zero by 2050” 010
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 12/11/2024“BANG” – Eric Adams hard-right pivot starter pistolyoutu.be'Oh Really?': NYC Mayor Eric Adams Has Testy Exchange With Reporter Over Mass Deportations QuestionYouTube video by Forbes Breaking News 000
Computer Funeral @computerfuneral.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Oliver, unconcerned about the earthquake 011
