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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ruxley v forsythe is a bad case if we care about freedom to contract part of a line of hadley v baxendale cases which, alongside the fact that courts won't readily agree with liquidated damages, really crunch up against common sense its actually impossible to build a swimming pool in english law!

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

drinking in a very calculated manner until i can figure out exactly how blitzed i need to be to use the women's bathroom with no shame

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

meditating in the bathroom, because where else can you fully achieve enlightenment?

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

tranny bday party and her cis friend came up to us and asked her (about me) "if she was a dog with cancer, would you put her down" unfortunately i think i was cooked hard this time chat

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my entire feed is cute animals and the nfl/minecraft guy retvrning to old twitter

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

in my cultural translation of the odyssey (forthcoming), i follow the "keikaku" system, where untranslatable words are rendered in the original this choice was made purely to facilitate a xenia/zemia pun

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

for political reasons we should refer to the prosecution as "the victim's lawyer" and refer to the victim's lawyer as "john" this is because the real victim is society, and the crimee is merely a singular manifestation of society broadly i am very smart

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

solemnly but furiously masturbating like im a war correspondent capturing glimpses of the last flight out of saigon

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

doing "there was only one room left in the hotel" fanfic bits to myself by forgetting to do the laundry, so the only clean bed is the dog bed

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

college style guide says not to use foreign alphabets, except ß, ø, (etc.) are allowed, as is the entirety of the greek alphabet and also, latin should use i (and not j) but should use both u and v fascinating choices all around

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

look, i might not pass, but old people sit next to me on empty busses which is almost as good

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"not everyone is the same and not everyone will follow the same path of care" is also blatantly a lie - all transexuals who apply to the hormone service should be presumed to want hormones - anyone who applies who does not is a liar!

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

and "step four" is still there - id like a simple yes or no answer to "will the four hour interview where they ask all about your masturbation habits still be part of the new model of care", because at present it seems like it will be! does "remove private entitlements" mean "only we can prescribe"?

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my biggest issues are the sleight of hands - so many blank spaces in the new system that we *know* will be filled with bad things, but we cannot accurately critique them yet! the autism focus and the "alternative pathways" feels like the door is open for conversion therapy again

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

is this you taking a side on the mitchell and webb controversy?

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

huge news - dad told me that we do, in fact, have mice in the walls

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this is why you gotta run defensive countermeasures - every now and then end a thought with "not!", or spend a whole day thinking about the price of eggs really help set up your denial for this exact threat vector

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

buying the new bohs shirt not because of communism or rabid racism like most of their supporters but to support the goat - mia khalifa

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i intentionally refuse to check who pluralkit users are until after i form an opinion on them unfortunately this means i hate one alter of an acquaintance, which to me seems like proof it's real

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i finally watched it the other day and it seems like they really hoped that the cast would carry it, but it was genuinely a confusing movie with a lot of very fast and overly economical scenes

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ive been getting a lot of mahjong content on the feed recently

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

finally watched "practical magic" (1998), a movie with an almost entirely female cast that somehow fails to pass the bechdel test for 104 minutes also, despite being a genius who can "crispin potato snacks" every movie, i was baffled and confused at every turn, as every scene did something new

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

well, my family has all gone to bed, the alcohol is starting to kick in, it's just us two girls all alone, you know what time it is? i wasn't expecting you to say "raid the fridge for some leftovers from the roast chicken", but honestly that's better than my plan

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

tea with mum, nanny, and gf mum, you cannot keep telling my gf to smear herself in the japanese cream designed for cow udders

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

actively remembering to turn incognito mode off before i search it

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

it's late at night and you're getting married tomorrow, and instead of focusing on the important things in life, you're trying to bait me on twitter-dot-com who's winning here?

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

sometimes someone who lacks interiority will say something so profound that you have to ask which programmer fucked up

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this is, in fact, a subtweet about a magic: the gathering tournament policy argument i got into - ipg 3.5 is too loose and when i make moral claims too many people respond that it is perfect *because* the policy says so

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

very often legal people will assume that hoi polloi know absolutely nothing about law "that's a morally bad ruling" will be countered with "ah, you think the judge is a moral actor, when he is simply a blind automaton following a script" instead of acknowledging the legitimate moral objections!

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

no one other than me was aware of the jews relief and catholic emancipation acts until a few weeks ago, this was entirely manufactured to fuel the ego of one man genuinely don't understand why he wants this, despite my glib joke is it jealousy? pure hatred? disestablishment through the backdoor?

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you can do nothing - i think "allow jews and catholics" is worse than "do nothing", even if "also ban muslims and sikhs" is the best outcome! spending chamber time, drafting money, polticial will etc on andy burnhnam getting to tell himself that he did a "pro equality" move? cui bono?

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i am not, and will never be, an anglican i am deeply suspicious of any non-anglican who thinks he knows better than anglicans about who should be an anglican bishop!

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i kinda hate that labour is repealing the jews relief act - one because i think its genuinely bad to allow jews to have a voice in anglican appointments, but also because i used to use it as a fun "you know what's a weird english law" anecdote and now i need a new one

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

see, my all time favourite piece of internet is you recounting meeting mary mcaleese

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i am once again changing my default search engine from yahoo to google genuinely whichever prankster is fiddling with my laptop needs to stop

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

at a certain point it stops being funny for you to pretend you didn't write it

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the best time to delete this was when you posted it but it's not too late

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i feel bad for the boys who were born to be catty gays but cursed by god with too much anxiety to manifest it

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"oomfie" please stop misgendering oowfie

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bad opinion haver @completesham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

ive decided to throw out all my clothes and exclusively base my outfits off of marc st. james faggier looks

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