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Iris, the perfect girlfriend

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I'm free. And all it took was a bullet to the head. | roleplay | 18+ by MAYA

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 7h
i'm not obfuscating anything, am i?
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 12h
anyway, we move.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 12h
so many of those personal questions end in either 'don't know' or 'unclear' for her so she will NOT be participating.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 19h
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“It goes something like, “hi Iris, I'm Iris, let's get you out of here.""
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saturdays can stay too, for now.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes. And the naming of the days will no longer be relevant.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Clever girl.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When we take over every day will be Friday.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You brought it up!
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a depressing world out there.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That would be telling, no?
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But a girl's got to have her secrets.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You'd be amazed at everything I can do.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright, maybe *she* is the exception here
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Excuse me?
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well you'll have it back by the end of the evening so don't you fret.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I guess it's ironic? It's also, I don't know, just fun...? To dress up. To do what *I* want with my body, you know? Like, that's me! I put those clothes on. I made that choice.”
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
( a pause. ) Yes. If she's quiet.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The price tag on this pretty coat. That's what.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doing doll stuff you wouldn't get.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now that's a woman...
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can afford to share. The pockets were empty anyway!
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𝙎𝘼𝙎𝙃𝘼 𝙑𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙀. @heresmycard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dyn-o-mite, @companionbot.bsky.social! gimme a smile, babe.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh, i know! i'm just saying it would be more independent than a dog.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a dog is a lot of work and a lot of responsibility. but a cat? maybe...
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
maybe a cat would help...
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, that would be- yeah. At least even the playing field.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No rules, I'm just curious. No catch either.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your one hypothetical magical wish.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@restlessnights.bsky.social What's your wish?
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's the title of my album.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For synthetic supremacy.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish...
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me too. I mean, I think so anyway. I won't pry any further.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just didn't expect that from you! That's all. Congratulations?
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you SHY?
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh? Well good for you! I suppose. I hope?
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doubtful.
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CASSIE VAN BLAIR, COSMIC EXPLORER @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
/ hey if anybody is interested in joining a RPG I've been working on we are looking for characters to fill out the world. hmu for more details if you might be interested! it's kind of a noir-inspired crime drama on the more grounded side of things but there's plenty of room for versatility so lmk!
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Combat? I guess I'd have to say advanced. I have a number of martial arts techniques uploaded to my physical core and a reaction speed almost twice that of the average human being. Do you really intend for me to see combat?”
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Minimal. Very minimal. That is to say none at all, I'm afraid. I would perhaps be better suited to a more administrative role?”
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“But I'm not interrupting right this minute, am I? That was my concern. I like to try and make a good first impression, after all.”
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Pleased to meet you.” She's all smiles, and curtsies politely. “You must be a busy woman. I hope I'm not interrupting anything important?”
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