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Commodore Jeep-Eep

@commodorejeepeep.bsky.social
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Watching the world burn at 200 Megahertz. a 1999 artificial life pet watching the crumbles, wondering how long until the power goes out for the computer I live on, and getting annoyed at AIbros tarnishing the good name of neural nets. They/them/Spivak

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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A garish, pink and black powered armor figure with a noise cannon blaring a suitably awful attack on one's senses - "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The living dead prowling the ASO grounds? That doesn't even qualify as a Tuesday after the killer wisps and the hovering death boars for Kel.
Tumblr screenshot above a poll asking:
The last game you played is now infected with zombies. Any npc can get bitten and turned. No control items work on them and there no way to cure them.
how difficult is the game now?
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
"I'm supposed to take this guy seriously?!?! I had a giant space fetus yelling at me half the time I was in the Borderworld, and when I met the bastard face to face, he starts throwing cars and entire bits of offices at me! That's scary, not this loser..."
The classic, heavy armor plated original release HEV suit, with hood helmet.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Of course I have to use this warning sign outside of jest.
A yellow and black, triangle warning sign labeled: Motivation Hazard. There is a stylized poppy in the center.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If you see this, post a robot (swiggety swooty, gonna kick that booty with my 3 toed foot).
A green and black bipedal, avian looking robot with a gun mounted on top. It has 3 toes.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
A sequence of a man screaming in horror at his discovery on the computer screen, then his shoulder devil joining in, followed by his angel and finally by members of the NSA and FBI eavesdropping.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Classic PC Speaker Get.
A 55mm classic pc chassis speaker, with a black membrane and brassy housing. The back is marked SG, 8 OHM, 0.5 watts, and it has a red and black pair of braided wires soldered to the terminals with a  4 pin connector at the end
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Before the year ends quote this and give your honest thoughts about me
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I would have said mourning
Fear

You create from fear. For almost as long as you can remember, you have been terrified. There is a near constant panic in your chest that threatens to leave you completely petrified. Your art is an attempt to confront what frightens you most, to face it head on rather than always continuing to run away. It is a battle, your best effort at fighting back against the fear filling your chest. You create art about what scares you in order to steel yourself against it. There are easier and more pleasant things to create art about, but you don't want to let your fear rule you, so you force yourself to give it an audience through your work. You depict your worst nightmares so that they won't take up so much space in your mind. Art is a safe place to come to terms with everything that makes you feel unsafe.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
The death knell of AI
A middle aged man, grimacing, captioned:

""I can't fap to this""
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
A large tentacled green caterpillar with 6 eyes, face on, against a blue nebula background.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Fine, since everyone else is doing one?
“Get to know my game taste. For every like, I will post one game I love.”
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
A giant, green, alien space caterpillar's head, with six eyes.

It seems irritable.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
The main character of Breaking Bad reacting to some truly bizarre pronouncement.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
It's the sacred emblem of all life known so far of this world.
A diagram of a, b, and z DNA from 2 angles, in two levels of detail.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
A chonky , bulb-nosed industrial spaceship with a giant hangar bay  suggestive of a paunchy house cat, to paraphrase Rock Paper Shotgun

The Kiith Somtaaw Command Ship Kuun-Lan
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
A robotized skull of a valued servant in a silly wig that flies and doots your praise eternally.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Ian Malcolm saying 'Hang on. This is gonna be bad.'
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
'Problem, nazi?'
A trollface - a caricatured face making a truly annoying grin.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
A rabbit of uncertain size, near completely buried in its own hypertrophied and very silky coat. Only its mouth, nose and ear tips are easily distinguished,
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who fight against injustice and corruption every day of their lives.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
A vortigaunt saying:

This is more than anyone can bear, but we will persevere!
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
An incredible juxtaposition of the desire of both Netanyahu and Bush to be both arranged and a begging fox.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 01/05/2024
That creepy cereal stealing wierdo from Mass Effect 3.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Hate to put chan excerpts on timeline, but I've heard there is corroborating.
tl;dr: Guardian hunting about for gotchas on DIY looking for a hitjob, don't engage with them, and stock up on raws if you make homebrew hrt.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
BEEP BEEP HEY, TINKERBELL! SAY HELLO TO MR TIBBLES! AND I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF SWARTH FROM THE ENGINEERING STUDENTS! If there's a fucking fae loose on campus, I care less about keeping my job then getting off, so yeah, I'd do unprofessional things with campus resources.
A Yellow CAT brand front end loader.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
*Distant, thunderous ARRRRR!*
The development pathway that will lead to 10 terabytes per hard drive platter by 2030
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
A bust of an anthropomorphic cat woman in military uniform, over several anthros in futuristic battledress and an Infantry Fighting Vehicle.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Teenage dysphoria bingo, second highest row a bingo.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
A righteously irritable goose calling out performative disability inclusion without masking in players
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
'I don't care how much function it has as that, I am not eating fucking mint.'
Irritable looking man in grey pants with a black shirt labeled: 'Jerk'
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Yeah, uh, this is a rebuttal to that self-congratulatory thing on anarchist infighting going about I have trouble finding issues with.
'See: successfully generating massive social topology graphs to chart degrees of individual influence and connectivity, find cybernetic inputs and outputs, predict levels of isolation and impressionability in outliers, identify local ranges and rates of information spread, etc' as a result of gathering anarchist surveillance data.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
goals
Very attractive redheaded neanderthal woman with large nose, heavy brows and not much chin.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
Not to bother you, but can you also find something BDS friendly analogous to the Sephora sea queen... also need a replacement since it seems to be being discontinued.
A teal matte cream gloss.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
I think a more scottish solution is in order - wreck the hoose joose is the perfect tipple when there are nazis to deal with, and comes with a free bottle.
Buckfast tonic wine
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
'To be united by hatred is a fragile alliance at best.'
An older woman with white hair, and the upper part of her head hidden by her brown robes, with a lightsabre
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
The next time I see them doing their jobs will be the first.
Buzz lightyear pointing out the wide lolicon infestation on this hellsite.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
A fish with his eyes being burned out by some unimaginable horror.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
NO THEY'RE NOT YOU BRAINROTTED DORKUS, THE LITERATURE IS IN FACT CLEAR!
Lolicon apologist brain rot
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
Good news article, but good lord the comment thread
A damned world facing merciful Exterminatus by Cyclonic Torpedo.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
Show your age by showing what your first mp3 player was Listened to so many star control remixes on this. Went to some bother to get it to play Vorbis format.
Old school winamp skin, purple and green and all.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Major, smajor, this is the SF transfem I care about. Good ol' Ticker.
A cyborg with mostly purple anodized bodywork, retaining fleshy arms with dark bar tattoos, in a jaunty pose.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
The majority of people in the trans community (irrespective of assigned sex) are potential targets for the dual framing device of "you're either an incompetent hysterical woman or a dangerous oppressive man, depending on what's most politically convenient for me.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
SCP Foundation field code signifying the need for a rapid escape from an environment.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Xenomorph incredulous at the excesses of Homo sapiens pregnancies.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Xenomorph incredulous at the excesses of Homo sapiens pregnancies.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 26/01/2024
Xenomorph incredulous at the excesses of Homo sapiens pregnancies.
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
I'VE WATCHED THE DOLL SET BE TIRESOMELY SELF-ADSORBED ASSHOLES FOR 5 YEARS STRAIGHT. I'VE GOT A DECADE OF FORCED CLOSET RAGE AND ENOUGH ESTROGEN IN MY SYSTEM TO FINALLY LET IT FLY COHERENTLY. FUUUUUUUUUUCK
RAGE
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
PIG SHITTING ON ITS OWN NUTS
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Commodore Jeep-Eep @commodorejeepeep.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
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