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Fessor’s inner gremlin

@commentatorfessor.bsky.social
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Alternate account of @professorfessor.bsky.social If I want to post something political I’ll do it here. I want gay people to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns and share their crops with transgender immigrant friends.

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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can honestly say I’ve never been more mad at Trump than today. The economy is so shit I have to risk not getting my cat the care he needs because everything is so expensive. But who cares? Let’s start another war!
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Um… What fucking brothel are they going to?!
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the hell is this?
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Did y’all know there are channels on YouTube that just make compilations of news anchors reacting to election nights in 2016 and 2024? How do people not realize how absolutely weird that is…
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Reporters, listen here, if you are reporting at the White House, you need to show better survival skills.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“How can Trump be a threat to democracy if he won the popular vote?” *Looks at the southeast getting utterly gerrymandered*
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tell me the midterms are coming up without telling me the midterms are coming up…
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sometimes I think people vote like idiots just because they want attention.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Dear friends who might not have religious backgrounds. Do not underestimate how damaging this image is to Trump’s base. This is a big deal. Tie this to anyone who supports MAGA. This story matters to people who voted for Trump and might make them stay home on future elections.
trump’s stupid AI post depicting himself as Jesus.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
… Fine I’ll give you credit for doing a good thing. I’m not happy about it though…
Cat declawing now illegal in California
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Loaded up Facebook for shits and giggles. Saw exactly what I expected to see.
A picture of an overweight bearded man with a stain on his shirt and a controller in his hand holding a PlayStation 3 controller with two elderly adults looking vexed. The caption reads “Half of Americans age (sic) 18 to 29 are still living with their parents”
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
If you can’t bring yourself to not engage with Harry Potter media in ways that prevent JKR from profiting, you can at least not engage with Harry Potter because it sucks.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The problem I have with talking politics is I get annoyed with bad arguments even if I agree with their conclusions. It’s like the whole gif argument. I’m all for the hard G and not jiff but when people say “It am not pronounced jraffix!” I wanna slap them. Acronyms don’t work like that!!
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“Iran’s government is run by religious fanatics”
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Let’s all laugh 🎶 At the political party🎵 That never learns anything🎶 Teeheehee🎵 Trump is gonna lower prices on day one!!!
US Gas prices expected to rise after Iran attack
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I’m going to try and focus on the bright side, a religious lunatic has been taken out of power… … By two religious lunatics who are probably going to install another religious lunatic into the old religious lunatic’s place… I’m bad at looking at the bright side.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I find the happier I am the less likely I am to post on this account. I have a feeling I’ll be posting on this account more in the coming days.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting in front of a shelf with the words " oh is that what we 're gonna do today "
Alt: a man is sitting in front of a shelf with the words " oh is that what we 're gonna do today "
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
One would think this doesn’t need to be said, right? Like this is something all sides really should see eye to eye on.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kendrick's performance was
English and ya'll didn't understand that either.
Clearly language isn't the issue here...
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Sean Jordan | Sharing Great Games You Probably Never Played! @greatestgames.substack.com · 03/02/2026
Signal boosting! Jerry Lawson is one of those folks we all ought to know - even though he's associated with a rather obscure console, his overall influence on gaming was huge!
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
When the second amendment crowd accepts you can’t bring a gun to a protest…
Don’t Tread on Me unless you’re conservative and then tread away
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I’m shocked to discover that Microsoft tools are prone to infection…
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If you can’t take the doom and gloom, that’s ok. If you need to step away and play video games or binge a TV show, that’s ok. If you need to turn off the news for a month, that’s ok. If you can’t afford to donate, that’s ok. If you don’t vote in the midterms, that’s not ok.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Growing up in the south I never, ever would have expected the next civil war to start in Minnesota but here we are!
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Steven Vesci @vescis.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
A message from r/Babaisyou
Screenshot from modified Baba Is You with rules:
Baba is you.  Ice is Weak.  Ice is Not Win

The rule Baba Without Ice is Win can be formed
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If this shooting is so justified where is the bodycam footage?!
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Did [REDACTED] do this?
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
British Empire: We’re gonna colonize the shit out of the world and steal everyone’s resources! Also British Empire: Nooooooo! Stop spelling our words wrong! It’s petrol, not gas, we made the language, guys. Stwoooooop 😭😭😭
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
So after the election the shutdown ended? Shocking.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
A house representative is proposing the Moving American Money Distant from Anti-National Interests Act. Or MAMDANI Act for short, to block federal funds from going to New York City. Scared shitless he’ll be successful and willing to ruin American lives to make sure it doesn’t happen.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
All I’m saying is I hope the red beret catches on with the right, it works wonders!
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
media.tenor.com
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
Alt: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I hope Mamdani wins tomorrow. New York City’s mayor doesn’t affect me in the slightest, but it will be so much fun to watch.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character is holding a bucket of popcorn in his mouth .
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a bucket of popcorn in his mouth .
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Crazy prediction, after this round of elections the shutdown will end.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Me: “I don’t wish death on people I disagree with, instead I hope they come around to my way of thinking. Everyone deserves a redemption.” Me when I hear Milo Yiannopoulos got diagnosed with brain cancer.
media.tenor.com
a man with a mustache looks at the camera with a blurry background
Alt: a man with a mustache looks at the camera with a blurry background
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This is what I was afraid of. Disney might have brought him back but that doesn’t mean local affiliates will. I really wish they’d put him on Disney+
Jimmy Kimmel won’t be back for everyone; Sinclair won’t air his show.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Has Nextar or Sinclair responded? Disney might bring him back but that doesn’t mean he won’t get preempted. Also I’m calling it now, he’s not going to say a word about Charlie Kirk to appease his corporate overlords if he doesn’t make an apology…
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
youtu.be/3zi3ECjw9ro?...
youtu.be
Kill the Poor
YouTube video by Dead Kennedys - Topic
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
RFK blames mass shootings on video games. You can’t even parody the guy…
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I will always be in favor of free speech. It’s too hard to find the assholes otherwise.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
Dr Hannibal Lecter
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Has RFK been renamed to Minister of Disease yet?
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
youtu.be
Murder The Government
YouTube video by NOFX - Topic
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Time to go home and listen to RFK get destroyed at the senate hearing while my body adapts to the new Covid vaccine
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
He doesn’t know. He doesn’t think anyone knows.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Covid shot done. Don’t have to worry about RFK getting in the way of my vaccines for another year.
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Fessor’s inner gremlin @commentatorfessor.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It’s true! All bread is woke! If you’re trying to avoid being woke then just stop eating bread altogether! In fact…all food is woke now, because Cracker Barrel. Just stop eating, eventually you will never be woken ever again!
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