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Commander Hotdog

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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who wants a try? (I hate my feed so damn much its all food abominations)
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HELLO!????? OUT OF EVERY SINGLE REPLY THAT I DID????
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Blasting loud music at nearly 1am does wonders
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Feeling incredibly brainrotted with a bunch of random stuff in mind
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buttergug @buttergug.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
bluagh
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Box, you opened it, I came. (I dont post my game clips here at all but this was too funny for me to not skip out on)
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Teathling @teathling.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
it feels so good, coming back to life.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Been seeing videos of graduation ceremonies using/wanting to use AI and its deeply upsetting. Imagine working all your life to achieve the degree you wanted only to be announced by some voice that isnt even part of the school.
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Jetaru 🔞 @jetaruad.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
And here's the sneaky nude alt :3
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Anyone swallow lotion to moisturize your throat before speaking?
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Jetaru 🔞 @jetaruad.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
some self indulgent art
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Its sad to see some of my favorite local businesses begin to use AI for promotion :(
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Almost accidentally submitted furry nsfw on a college exam. (The software is so shit to delete images AND I WAS TIMED!!!) My life flashed before my eyes my hornballs 😔
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Just found out people cant fly ):
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
- Turns off monitor - Turns off console - Turns on monitor by accident
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Think i signed up for too much classes this semester, whoops 🤭
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A wise man once said: "Its time to kick gum and chew ass. And im all out of ass." -Dick Kickem
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
What are gaming keybinds that would just piss players off lmfao
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
So youtube just completely hid the most disliked video of all time? That says they removed the dislike count because of yt rewind lmfao.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I hate when people say "act like an adult." Have you've seen the adults lately? That's horrible advice.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"Conformity Gate" is the most desperate coping attempt ive ever seen from a show fanbase. It hadn't been a week since that final episode launched 😭
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Ok I watched Dora the explorer as a child but I DO NOT remember S4 EP18 being that insane LMFAO
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ive completely lost my voice, I can only whisper but I cant speak out loud. So... ASMR videos coming soon /j
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Might be a hot take but I find the "link in bio" stuff annoying especially for news posts. Sure its a workaround for posts that cant attach links but its more of a hassle than a benefit.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Applied so much pain relief cream that I smell like a walking breathmint
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hmm... whats a new years challenge that takes easily one second, but no one does it when the new year arrives? 🤔
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I hate waiting for online orders to arrive 😅
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Everytime I have the urge to build a PC something ALWAYS happens to the economy 🤦‍♂️
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I like pizza. I like burger. I like chicken nugget. And I like honey mustard. Everytime im in da street I get some honey mustard!
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Xmas, have a nice drink
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Why are the most convenient restaurants have the most slippery floors. What am I supposed to do with those floors? The moonwalk? Lmfao
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
At this point in the commercial media I wish humans wouldnt be shy making stupid commercials rather than souless AI ones.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Lowkey went into a panic mode for 5mins cause I thought I forgot to do a class final. But apparently I did that a couple days ago. Wouldve flunked if I did forget. 😅 Anyways, done and passed finals.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I blinked and for some reason we are at the end of the year wtf
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I completely forgot this for so long until today.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The urge to wear pajamas to my college finals is real
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
If the best medicine is laughter, then it for some reason helped my back pain today.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I hate how big companies think the only solution to keeping players engaged are live service games (especially shooters). Design wise it probably looks good but did you really have to use your ideas just to dump it on a very milked genre of gaming?
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Going through my gallery only to realize how many accidental leg photos I have lol
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Randomly came across this screenshot i took. 😭
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I think my grandparents have been unironically listening to ai music and they are not aware of it. Idk how to break the news its so much theyve listened to. 💔
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hypothetical Post: Imagine breaking up with your partner on discord, only for the checkpoint to release the next day and you get the sidekick slide with your ex-partner on it. Real punch to the gut.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
For a video game ost THEY DID NOT need to go that emotional for the game's first boss fight
Meeting With Ayre
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Eating a toast sandwich (very toasty)
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
That one trending AI baby image/GIF looks like an pfp that edgy middle schoolers would use for their xbox profile.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Im Bacon
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✨lori✨🔞 @frostbitez.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
fluffy dragon in a cute pose for @/illowillow !! #oc #ocart #furry #furryart #art #suggestive #digitalart #dragon
Udon (@illowillow) with their paws on the floor on their knees, their tail curled up suggestively with them giving the viewer a seductive glare with their eyelids lowered and their tongue peeping out.
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Commander Hotdog @commanderhotdog.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I hate listening to music i like with a suggestive/nsfw album cover cause it makes me deeply embarrassed to share with my IRLs
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