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ComicThunder

@comicthunder.bsky.social
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If they ever reinstate the draft the Drill Sergeant is going to find my fingers up his ass
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
A guy was shit talking in VC on battlefield so I typed */me gets you pregnant* into chat and he started screaming so loud his mic was peaking and started coughing. I love meeting strangers on the internet
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We gotta wait another decade dawg
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I've finally come back to this site after a year but I hope whatever manic shit I was on back then can be reobtained
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
My pilot is a white dude. I'm gonna die dawg
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Pete Buttigieg was the only thing keeping Jimmy Carter's machine spirit attached to every control tower with the magic of diversy. Now 9/11 is mandatory every day
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I require a big fuck off Gargoyle statue in my living room
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
One extremely enthusiastic chimp could cripple Wisconsin
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I beat Matador from SMT 3 on the hardest difficulty my first time and I genuinely do not get why people think he's so hard
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I am a deeply unhappy person who uses humor and sarcasm as a defense mechanism because without satire I would actually go insane from the reality of the world around me and the crushing truth I will most likely have to work until the day I die and have nothing to show for it. I also like Taffy
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If I was the Joker I would build a Dollar General on top of where Batman's parents were killed
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Okay fine, I'll stop stealing people's blood and replacing it with my own
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Tire tracks in my Garfield boxer-briefs. I'm really gonna do it this time
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
sick high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Call me crazy but if I received a ticket on my car because I had to evacuate, due to the city being on fire, I would become Chris Dorner 2 but worse
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm gonna speak my truth. I do not care for macaroni/potato salad. They are cold, mushy, and gross
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Kumquat Cat Art ♡ Semi Hiatus @kumquatcat.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Magenta’s trying to get comfy in this awkward, cramped panel. [ #Doodle #OriginalCharacter #MagentaKnight ]
Ink illustration in which a witch is trying to fit in a panel that’s a little cramped, as with the edges of the panel are physically present in his world.
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Saw a dude doing a money spread today and had to fight a primal urge to snatch it from his hands
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Shooters shoot and brother I can't aim and I am also mildly autistic
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I'M NOT OUT OF THIS FIGHT YET
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I love squirt. It's an amazing soda. Retweet if you're a squirt fanatic just like me #squirtnation
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Watching Arin Hanson not play the tutorial and getting mad because he can't play the game correctly while Dan occasionally pipes in or laughs for the billionth time
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Have they found the One Piece yet or do I have to wait another decade?
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Do you guys think there's an unedited cut of Alien from before they airbrushed out her muff hair?
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Kumquat Cat Art ♡ Semi Hiatus @kumquatcat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
- does a gay little dance that pisses you off -
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I regret not blowing enough people's legs off in Red Dead Redemption 2 but I can't make up for it because Rockstar Social Club had a massive data leak and I can't log into the account linked to my steam because my account was compromised.
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I have been branded by pants that are too tight in the waste
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I would let Revy from Black Lagoon kill me with a rock
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I threw a half eaten poptart at a guy like a shuriken. Took the head clean off
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Some guy asked me for the time so I said CHOW TIME and bit his nose clean off
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Throwing up gang signs to ward off the spectres
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I should be legally allowed to bola cyclists from my car window
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I like a woman with a big wide ass and a wonderful smile. Sue me
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
What are you doing in my mind palace? You're not staying here for free. Go grab a broom fucko
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
No magic spell is faster than a bullet. Eat shit book boy. Fuck you and your stupid hat
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Unabashedly blowing up this restaurant bathroom rn because I choose to ignore my tummy issues for economic reasons
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Just blew a hot burp out of my nose. Night ruined
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Abestracted 💀🚀 @abestracted.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
You only ever contemplate how little fiber has been in your diet lately when it's already too late.
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Pretend to be Hideo Kojima asking for feet pics ONE TIME and all of the sudden I'm a weirdo
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I don't want pussy I want *theoretical* pussy
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I can be trusted with fissile material
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Gonna start just marking people in my area by pointing at them and going "YOU!" then scampering off
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Tossing shoe string fries outside of Walmart hoping I can snatch one of the seagulls out of the air so I can eat it raw in front of Salvation Army Santa
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
What my therapist can't seem to understand is that if I quit being silly then the darkness would consume me
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Had a dream where Audrey Plaza had a cyborg pussy and a car socket for a b-hole. I will take no questions about this
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I would be a gun fanatic if it weren't for the fact that all the cool guns I want were made by the Soviet Union and are either extremely hard to find or are outright illegal because of how fucking wack they are
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I'm gonna catch this groundhog with my bare fucking hands
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Elect me for senate and I will reduce Idaho to glass
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ComicThunder @comicthunder.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
The steam deck should have a lever on it like a slot machine that makes your viewers gamble
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