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Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.

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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 50m
Silver Age panel. Marvel's The Enchantress asks the original whitebread Power Man, "Now tell me, do you hate the AVENGERS as much as I do?
He replies, "When you look at me like that, I'd hate MYSELF if you wanted me to!"
"Then listen to my PLAN...!
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 9h
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Black background. A slightly smiling Peter Parker pulls cash out of an envelope and thinks, "I think I know just what I'm going to spend MY expense money on, too!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 10h
Airborne. Sky background. 
Hawkgirl (Kendra Saunders) asks, "Who is this creep? What's he saying--?"
Green Lantern (Alan Scott) replies, "IGNORE him, Hawkgirl. DEGATON is a time-traveling facist the JSA have defeated several times. He's playing MIND GAMES--"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 12h
Stryfe fills the panel, left arm extended holding a red short or something. 
He asks, "Is that how it's done? Is THAT how you nurse a child? Is it--?"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 14h
Silver Age panel. A hand and and lower arm hands a piece of paper to a man on television sitting in front of a microphone. 
Narration: "To a breathless world, an announcement...."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 16h
Right head and shoulder provile of the Flash racing from left to right. His face distorted by speed. Around him hover 3 words: "ALL. THINGS. END."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 18h
Light blue background. 1970s DC Comics add for selling subscriptions. Above the disembodied heads of Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Robin, Captain (SHAZAM!) Marvel, the Flash, Aquaman, the Warlord and (of course) Jonah Hex says, "SAVE MONEY: SUBSCRIBE NOW! NOT A DREAM! NOT A HOAX"
Below the heads:"Now for the first time: 4 subscriptins for the price of 3! That's right--any 4 of your favorite DC titles sent directly to you each month for one full year! Mailed flat in a protective wrapper! THIS OFFER SAVES YOU 38%!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 20h
The face of an unknown nerdy blonde-haired man with large square-framed glasses is seen from the point of view of inside an apparent safe  pulling out an envelope and saying, "John, if you don't knock off that IDIOTIC 'Saturday Night Live' sketch...."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 22h
Silver Age panel. Blue background. Head and shoulder image of Iron Man in his first red and yellow version of his armor, which the eye holes are large enough to show his blue eyes and the skin around them. He says to himself or god knows who, "It enables my EXPRESSION to show...which will psychologically aid in instilling FEAR in the hearts of my enemies!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#MondayMorning
Black Manta out of his uniform sets up, pulling his right hand to his forehead, as he is clearly wincing in pain with what seems like a headache. Narration: It’s time to wake up.” Manta says to himself, “Not again.“
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Extreme close up of the Incredible Hulk’s nose and open mouth. A drop of sweat on his strained face as says, “—must make it—go UP again—!!”
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A red headed woman is seen overwhelmed by a wind and sound effects, "VIP. VIP. VIP. VIP. VIP."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Silver Age Charles Xavier holds himself up over his desk wearing goggles as light emanates from the desk top and an "REEEE" sound effect as he says, "Cerebro has grow no louder! The second line of electrical defense is holding...at least for NOW! Now, all we need is more TIME...time for me to tell you the whole story!" 
No one wants to hear it, dude.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marvel's successful version of Hercules is seen head to mid-torso, his head leaning back in laughter, a big smile on his face. He says, "Hah-hah-HA! Verily, I had missed the playful good humor and happy fellowship of life amongst the Avengers! Praised be the fates that brought me back to these halls!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DC Comics unsuccessful version of Hercules is seen head and shoulders looking off to the right of the panel, bare chested and with his right hand  gesturing like "it's right there in front of you". He says: "Something about your fellow knight I find most STRANGE! I think you had better examine his FACE-PLATE!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Silver Age panel. Lite yellow background, stones or rocky hill inbackground, a shaky Superman is bent over looking up at Wonder Woman. He says, "Can't...fight the IMPULSE...any LONGER,  WONDER WOMAN--I'm going to...ATTACK you!"
Wonder Woman is angry and points her arm and left index finger at Superman as she exclaims, "Not if I have anything to say about it! SUPERMAN--STOP!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Orange background. A wide-eyed, brown-haired man is seen head and shoulders, wearing a collared white shirt and blue necktie. He thinks, "WHAT HAVE I DONE??"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
White light in the middle with a rainbow of color emanating around it. Off panel someone says, "Of course, but we always turn back time before we leave a place so that everything is the way it was before we arrived. Here, I'll show you...."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rectangular horizontal panel. Bubbling black goo at the bottom of the panel seems to be rising to consume a quickly overwhelmed (again) Scarlet Witch is lying in it and has reached for an end of there damaged cape and thinking, "My cape...! It shouldn't have RIPPED like that...."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Extreme close up of Dr. Doom's face. His mad eyes glaring through his metal mask as he says, "NO, you pathetic grotesquery! You will merely produce your COSMIC CONTROL ROD--for THAT is what I have crossed a universe to acquire!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A man in a suit and woman in a dress look up at the night sky at the stars. Behind them high spikey hills. In the lower right is is a man vaguely looking like Rod Serling. He wears a light blue suit. Arms across his chest looking casually annoyed as he says, "But WE know what happened don't we? Right now Herman and Mala are visiting a distant galaxy far across the gulf of space deep in the TWILIGHT ZONE!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DamnLettersToTheEditor
"You asked for criticsm, but it's hard to give you any. This book is not perfec, but it is very good. I don't find it that hard to understand, it just requires a a little thinking and involvement. I know quite a few people who read a comic just by skimming the words and looking at the pictures. You can't do that with THRILLER. You have to read the words."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In a small apartment, a forlorn woman, eyes, downcast speaks into a telephone, "ERIC--?! What a pleasant surprise! Tonight--? I...I'm afraid I already have plans. Maybe we can get together sometime next week. Why don't I give you a call?" Behind her the television is on and she's clearly watching "The Flintstones". 
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Panel 1: Office in a tall New York building. The city scape in the background. Peter Parker's back is to us as he's flanked on each side by Robbie Robertson on his left, holding a pipe, and a woman leaning against a desk on the right. 
Robbie says, "Probably NOTHING will come of it. But with guys like Wilson Fisk and Jimmy-6 involved...it's better to be safe."
Peter replies, "Thanks, Robbie, but I think I'll be fine. Who's going to want to HURT me?"Panel 2: Zoom in on the woman leaning on the desk and looking at Parker. The eyes are styled by the artist as being wide and beady. She wears a frown on her face, looking ready to hurtsomeone. She...HAS NO NOSE unless you count the straight line off her left eye, and Peter's dialogue, "Who's going to want to HURT me?"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Golden Age panel.
Narration: "In the old barn, where her Amazon airplane is hidden, Nurse Diana becomes WONDER WOMAN."
Standing talk and arm wide spread over her head, the joyful Wonder Woman says, "This costume feels grand! The Amazon girls have never seen me in it; they won't know me!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Silver Age panel of Hawkgirl, Hawkman and the Atom are out of costume and talking. 
She says, "Jean and I have a lot of girl-talk to catch up on!"
Ray Palmer (The Atom) holds up an index finger and replies, "Okay--but make sure it's JUST girl-talk! SHE mustn't know our secret indentities, remember!"  
In the lower right corner: "The End".
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Teal background. Far right of the panel is Vic Sage in shadow facing the left of the panel. He says, "I'm remembering what someone once said about Christianity--it's a good idea that's never been tried."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Red background. In the foreground is an absolutely over the top freaking out Green Arrow staring at his right hand glove, thinking" White...fine..must be a hundred 'keys' of uncut skezag here...worth millions cut and sold on the street! It's not JUNK! IT'S SUGAR!!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A bald man with round-frame glasses is at the far left of the panel. The rest of this horizontal rectangular piece is a window with blinds open revealing open sky. The man is talking into a flip phone or a pocket watch or some shit. "The Vision approaches! In two of the four time frames, he VANQUISHES the Brothers Grimm! I must thell them not to try the FUNNY FOAM or the EXPLODING EGGS!" Transmitting from the phone, watch - whatever, someone says, "Brothers--use the TWINKIE-DUST!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An Alex Ross panel. Wonder Woman is in a ornate room facing, I believe, three Chinese men who are giving her the stink eye. Wonder Woman narrates: "But the scornful looks of the council members told me my presence was not to be taken seriously. In fact, I was told in so many words that my interference in this private matter was neither necessary nor welcome. Then they asked me to leave. And they were very direct about that."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
End panel of a Silver Age panel: "And, as Carl Collins gapes at the sight before him, a spaceship from Earth is on its way to take him into custody! For such has always been the price of treason...such will it always be!  THE END."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A nervous, shaking Spider-Man sits on a psychiatrist's couch. The psychiatrist (Stan Lee) leans foward in his chair frantically taking notes in this "Not Brand Eech!" panel. To the right is a limerick: 
"Spider-Man was a hit that was bang-up;
Each issue, cash registers rang up.
Said Smilin' Stan Lee,
'The secret's that he
In each issue acquires a new hang up!'"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Outer space and we are watching the Silver Surfer in the distance surf downward with an unknown person. 
"Are our final thoughts full of pain? Despair?," someone says. "ANGER?"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pink background. Superman is reading a newspaper and is shocked by what he sees.
Superman thinks, "What in BLAZES--?!? I don't BELIEVE this--!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two security guards in an armored vehicle. The passenger reads the paper and says, "RERUNS! Nothing but RERUNS! I HATE reruns!"
The driver replies, "Me, too! They're BORRRRRRRING! Driving this same louse route EVERYDAY is bad enough! I want something DIFFERENT when I get home. Something NEW and EXCITING!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#HalJordanRuinsEverything
Image of Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) and the headline: "5 Reasons Hal Jordan is the Greatest Green Lantern".
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nova is out cold on the ground arms and legs splayed, green mist emanating upward from parts of his body. 
Narration: "But the only pains he feels in this kaleidoscopic nether-verse are the accusing STARES of his family...his FRIENDS. Then, suddenly, all goes BLACK!
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
Donna Troy, with tears in her eyes facing the reader, clutches the arm of a man and says, “You DID it, Dick…you did it.“
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
White background. Head and shoulder image of Spider-Man looking downward. Familar black lines emanating from the sides of his head. Off panel someone asks, "Spider-Man, what's wrong?"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Panel from a 1980s comic book add from Post's Frutty Pebbles. With a volcano and jungle like background, Dino is dressed almost like a beatnik playing electric guitar. Fred Flintsone, arms in the air and dancing while saying, "Shake it, shake it, shake it--"
In the right foreground is a new wave Barney Rubble, hair shaved at the sides and gelled to stand straight up pours cereal at an outdoor stone table finishing the lyric: "--shake it in MY BOWL!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Head to mid chest image of Renee Montoya asking, "You want the GOOD news or the BAD news?"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A close up of Dr. Strange's face from forehead to just below his mustache. He's framed by a serious of fantasmagorical twisting colors.  Dr Strange says, "WHAT'S THIS? Almost at once--I detect THOUGHTS--MEMORIES--lying barely hidden beneath the surface of your mind. At my probing, they LEAP OUT at me--."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kitty Pryde's dragon, Lockheed, in a cartoonish but clearly angry image spits fire and flies forward towards the right side of the panel with a loud, "ROAR!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Marvel villian Vibro has one fist clenched, ready to swing it. The other hand gestures to someone off panel.
Vibro says, "Good night, Moon."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark
From a burning spaceship, falling to the ocean below someone inside says, “…give me a HARD ONE.“
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Night time outside a hospital. The sign reads "General Hospital" and next to a tree, Johnny Blaze gazes at the building, wearing his Ghost Rider leather and thinks, "I promised those people in Indiana I'd help them. And by heaven I mean to do it!"
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Close up of the Punisher's face, His right hand on top of a steering wheel. He narrates himself: "The only private party who should have free access to assualt rifles is ME. The Punisher."
From the radio: "A-WHOP BOP-A-LOO-BOP, A WHOP-BAM BOOM."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An old man in a white suit. Long white hair with widows peak. His eyes are entirely black and a series of concentric circles form around his head. He is looking down towards the lower right of the panel and says, "You need no eyes to see what lies within your HEART."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the rain, Batman is down on one knee looking at an attractive woman lying on a pile of rocks. Her eyes stare lifelessly upward. Whe's wearing a red, spagetti strap evening dress and matching gloves to her elbows.
Batman says, "DAMN. It's Monica."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sky view of a jungle. A river twisting through the middle. From a yellow rectangle in the jungle, a question:
"What sort of MATERIALS did this supply-hut contain?"
Someone replies, "Nothing unusual! Shovels, hammers, dynamite...why do you ask, TARZAN?"
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