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Comfy Oaf

@comfyoaf.bsky.social

1.6K followers 1.9K following 7.9K posts

⚠️NSFW Aspiring beefcake. Solosexual. Non-binary. On a fitness journey. DMs welcome. 40 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 No minors! They/Them

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 49m

Thanks! I love this jock so much.

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 50m

Someone: I wish I could get rid of [their hottest feature] and look more conventional! Me: Noooo! You look perfect! Someone else: I think you're really cute. Me: Lmao, you must be confused. science and hard facts say that I am actually incapable of being cute since I am objectively a gargoyle.

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 3h

Continuing #jocktober with a pre-gym photograph. I gave no idea how to pose. If I had to strike a sexy pose to avoid getting obliterated by some evil enemy, I'd fail miserably.

A picture of me in a white Coyote jockstrap facing forward.

A photo of me in the same jock from the side.

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 3h

Hell yeah!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 3h

*rub rub*

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 3h

A valid reason

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 12h

Haha, absolutely! The whole thing is pretty ridiculous. You'd think the author announced that Christmas was illegal now and all cute animals have been outlawed.

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 13h

People are being extremely normal about it, lmao

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 16h

You have my most sincere condolences in this difficult time

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 20h

*gurgle*

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 22h

*nods in appreciation*

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 22h

Any little voice in your head that tells you you're not hot and perfect should be held underwater for a few minutes until the bubbles stop rising.

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One of my favourite spices! A ton of my meal-prep recipes use it. So goood

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oooo, that would be really cool!

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yesssssss!!!! Also, respectfully 💦💦💦

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wow!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Jesus christ! 🥵

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oooo!

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Woof!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Awwww, that sucks!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh ew!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh....

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would happily do all those things!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nooooooo!!!!!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

True story!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Look at you persevering and shit! 🙌

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's like a disease. I never enabled mine when I set my phone up, but I don't trust it...

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yay!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's hilarious how relaxing and comforting those movies are, now.

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This episode rocked! You should check it out!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yessssss

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Gasp! You should fix that!

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

kitty!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*enthusiastic applause*

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Awwww!!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Blessed #Jocktober everyone! May it be a good one!

A picture of me in a jockstrap.

Another picture of me in a jockstrap.

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Mmmmmm

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I loved that show so muuuuuch!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Alt: Hot Fuzz Audience Reaction in Theatre

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes! Time travel!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It feels telling that the only ads I see on Reddit are for AI programs and Harry Potter ebooks. It's a great way to make your ads 100% ineffective, at least!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh...

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

😔

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yesssssss

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Enthusiastically!

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What the fuck?!?

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Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We appreciate your sharing!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Confused bees! Hope they figure things out!

Comfy Oaf @comfyoaf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It really is!