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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹

@comedicmessiah.bsky.social
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Just havin a little fun. Follow if you feel the same 🤷🏾‍♂️😁 Anime • Dark Humor • Gaming | #Blacksky

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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Destabilize black countries, conspiracy to assassinate our presidents, steal resources, then blame us as the sole reason our nations are in disarray 🤨🤬
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It don’t even be the racism that pisses me off, it’s the gaslighting. They really risked their lives at sea to take us to do THEIR hard labor then turn around and call us lazy.
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
When the chance presents itself the Haitian diaspora really needs to come up with a plan on how to invest in Haiti’s economic future. I don’t know bout you but the flow of wealth in Haiti being in the hands of colonizers and coons really puts a bad taste in my mouth. 🇭🇹✊🏾
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I wake up as a black man everyday and I wouldn’t have it any other way ✊🏾🤎 #blacksky
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy Haitian Independence Day!! 🇭🇹🇭🇹 L’union fait la force 💪🏾
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Kennedi @chaoticbutterfly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
A book club but for video games instead and we pick a game to play each month & share our thoughts
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
If you didn’t do shit on the group project you at least better know how to present it or you’re about to look dumb as hell 😭
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My lvl of social anxiety is staying on a treadmill longer, even though I was about to stop because the person right next to me just got off 😅
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Losing you wife and life in the same day is insane man 😔 #FROMily
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Let me find out some of y’all are on here unfollowing people after they follow you back 😑 BELT TO ASS IMMEDIATELY 💥
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
How do you know ppl are out here lookin for posts to argue about 🤨
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Lyte 🧸🔪 @lyte823.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
We should be allowed to have mid day naps at work.
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Rebekah Weatherspoon @rdotspoon.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So let me get this right Elgin. You’re trusting the scary ghost lady that tried to DROWN you! Don’t piss me off 😤🤦🏾‍♂️ Also is the show saying Tabitha’s the reincarnation of Victor’s mom 😳😧 #FROMily
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” - James Baldwin
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This the second account y’all. They NEVER rest. SMH!! 🤦🏾‍♂️😒 Imma just start asking them to send it in cash to a P.O. Box 😂
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
So the freaks really do come out after dark 🫣 The skyline and night sky are two different places #skeetsafterdark
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Air hands down. I’m not like the air nomads, I’m filling your lungs up with air until 💥
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I was 15 yrs old and in summer school living in a Haitian household. Nothing was fun about that summer 😑😭
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Grumpy dad energy @fdsignifier.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Jake Paul is playing in y'all face. He will never lose one of these fights because he's only fighting out of their prime old fighters for a pay day.
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Dev The Messenger @devthemessenger.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hoe ass nigga!
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I know I ain’t the only nigga here going to DreamCon. Where y’all at? #DreamCon2025 #skyline
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ET 🛸 @hoodfamouset.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I wish I could see who voted for trump in real time, like a big sign over their head that says “dumb ass” with bright colors lol #blacksky
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Nick Simon @nicksimon.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“What was the first major BlueSky sporting event?” “We watched an elderly Mike Tyson fight a YouTube influencer on a busted stream.”
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I remember this more than the actual fight 😭😭
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bee; @misbeehvn.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
in other news, #BlackSky has survived it's first cultural event. we really in this bitch.
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The definition of parasocial is being outraged that a rich celebrity you DON’T know gotta pay thousands in child support. Buddy you’re broke 🤨
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
If your skeet goes viral quickly, does that mean you nut quick?
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
To all my spiritual baddies. Smack your local psychic TODAY! They should’ve told you that nigga wasn’t shit. 😂
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Some ppl just talk to talk. I remember one time I was workin at McD’s, someone approached me and asked if I worked there 😐 I was behind the counter in uniform
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Jake better not come out sayin he coulda beat Ali while he was alive 😒Don’t piss me off!
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We need a win right tf now!! 😤 #blacksky #skyline
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I just know the racist yt people over on X are having a field day rn 😒
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The head butting goat and the wannabe track star won by unanimous vote 😀🔫
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I hope this reaches the intended target 🤞🏾✊🏾 #blacksky #addtoblacksky
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ET 🛸 @hoodfamouset.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This how the creator of bluesky wokeup today 😂 #blacksky #blacktwitter
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
*sigh* Another attempt at this social media shit 🤣😅
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
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3C-UH🇧🇧🇬🇾🦋 @prettimperfct.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Skyline instead of timeline >>>>>>
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Comedic Messiah 🇭🇹 @comedicmessiah.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
And the saga continues 😈
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