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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry but I won’t be guilt tripped because I never heard a particular country song. Nope! Will not happen! GTFO of here with that shit!!

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you ever feel bad about yourself, remember this about me: a turning point in my life was discovering that if i slowly chewed my food instead of swallowing huge amounts of air while gulping everything down, I wouldn’t get horrible stomachaches after every meal. I made this discovery at age 41.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My reaction when I read those posts from SEs complaining that Claude has ruined their job.

you guys were getting paid meme kid, top text, AI is taking the pride from my work!, Bottom text, you guys had pride in your work?

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Honestly think Trump's best move right now would be full capitulation. Just give Iran everything they want, $1T, full supply of fissile uranium, whatever.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Can't believe I have to learn the name of another strait.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm pro-AI but anti-datacenter. I'm OK with them making the super AI that decides to kill humanity or whatever. Just do it on the computers we already have laying around, that's my only ask.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe all our problems are due to the fact that they no longer do Freaknik? Worth considering.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If 9/11 was 25 years ago then I'm old as fuck. No other thoughts.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

They killed Shelob when she was just trying to make some money to feed her daughters.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

AI upscaling just never looks right to me.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I figured out what’s been going wrong with America. It’s not our divisive politics. It’s too many brands of flavored seltzer. There are too many options and it’s driving us all insane. We need to cut this down to two or three max and usher in the next age of prosperity.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Wow Trump's poll numbers are down, this is certainly something that will be permanent and not bounce right back once something good randomly happens or stupid people just forget that he made the bad things happen! Said the most gullible people ever!!!

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I regret to inform my American friends that Iceland’s hot dog game is unusually strong.

two icelandic hot dogs with traditional toppings

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

One of the hardest things about growing up is realizing you’re never going to stumble on that one activity that comes so easily to you that you’re an expert instantly despite everyone else finding it really difficult.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

No one's saying it so I will: this trophy is very ugly.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

wizards prepare spells to cast each day. for example if a wizard wants to cast penis explosion, they have to memorize the spell ahead of time. whereas a sorcerer can cast penis explosion any time as long as they already know the spell

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/06/2026

when you’re already having a bad day and then you find out you’re not the leader in Oat Science 😕

aveeno lotion bottle that says “Leader in Oat Science” on it. a claim that is not cited

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

That parody of me you all find so amusing is in fact based on several incorrect assumptions.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Thank you for letting me know, meteorologist Mike Rizzo.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? Asking for a friend.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

They could have just scored all those points earlier in the game and saved everyone a lot of anxiety.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

While the rest of you are chanting "DE-FENSE!", I'm changing "Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!"

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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 08/06/2026

I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Note to all businesses: I will not provide feedback, I will not fill out a survey, if I have thoughts about my experience you will not be privy to them, leave me alone!!

panera spam asking me to fill out a fucking survey

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glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

saying you love Ra when you only have one obelisk is crazy

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I normally advise staying off reddit but the ireland subreddit is good for anyone.

Post on r/ireland “Lads don’t panic but it’s happening again”, photo of a “potato blight advisory”

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Wow that’s really unfortunate ma’am I’m sorry to hear that. Also, what the fuck?

A Facebook post in the “I Hate Dialysis” group where a woman recounts a sad story about her husband being rejected for kidney transplants along with a phot of him getting dialysis next to a giant cardboard standup of jennifer lopez in a sheer sequin bikini thing.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Hantavirus this, hantavirus that…I’m about to take my hand ta YOUR dumb ass.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I think what really freaks people out about AI is that it highlights that technology can drastically change our lifestyles and livelihoods at the drop of a hat, and the people driving that change are often very scummy.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

New Yorkers originally started calling him “Rudy Giuliani” because he was very rude to everyone (we’re also generally rude so this was considered a compliment).

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Giuliani’s only crime was loving his country too much.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Guys, just summon Captain Planet as soon as you see the bad guy. Stop wasting time with the other bullshit that never works. “Oh my ring lets me talk to monkeys.” WGAF? Call the 7’ tall blue guy who is invulnerable and can fly, idiot.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

How come if you put soup in the microwave you can have it in there for 10 mins and the bowl is volcanic but the soup is still cold? Can we arrest James Comey for this?

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Ragdoll cats are really funny they will sit next to you and roll over so you can rub their belly and just roll right off the side of the couch / bed. Somehow we bred a creature so relaxed it's a danger to itself.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

We call them wildlife, but a lot of them live in the suburbs. They’re suburblife.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Life tip: a big difference between chain organic bougie grocery stores is their quality of candy. Trader Joes has really good candy you can't find anywhere else. Whole Foods's candy aisle is complete bullshit. Some sugar free crap that no one likes and a bunch of raw cashews. Fuck you!

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The best spectator sport is two white belts doing Brazilian Jiu-jitsu, don’t argue with me I brought receipts.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

The problem with the steam frame is the same problem with all VR headsets, which is that the experience of being inside a video game is just not fun. Also watching a movie or playing a regular game with a headset on your head isn’t as good as using a screen.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

The best foods tend to be spherical and roughly 1/2" in diameter. Seedless grapes, those pretzel ball things, cheez-balls. All S-tier.

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Closed Guard and Chill @combat-hugging.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I'm behind a dozen or so dark psychology tricks :(

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